Jurassic World

[InRareForm]

I will watch just for the effects. Already know what's going to happen.

[SupremeGuy]

Also, Jeff Goldblum should die in a fire.

More lke Jewblum, amirite?

[Thebesteva]

Dinosaurs suck, but how can you not like Jeff Goldblum?!

Dinosaurs r ing awesome wtf

[ohmwrecker]

Dinosaurs r ing awesome wtf

Dinosaurs are big, stupid, boring lizard-birds. Godzilla is ing awesome.

[baseline bum]

Got-damn

[DarrinS]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

[lefty]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

No you aren't

[djohn2oo8]

It's gotta be better than Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

[mugatu]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

no, there are other idiots like yourself.

[DJR210]

Am I the only one who thinks the entire Juassic series is awful?

Sure you're not the only, but not a very popular opinion if you're including the first one.

[jeebus]

It's gotta be better than Jurassic Park 2 and 3.

Seeing as how half the movie has already been released through clips, trailers, and other , it looks good. looks like lefty and darrins are going to be 69ing all weekend long in a couple weeks, telling each other how much the series sucks.

[Pauly D]

Are there really people that seriously think the first isn't a great ing movie?

[ididnotnothat]

It is what it is. Just enjoy.

[jeebus]

lefty, you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ris-Pratt.html

[Mugen]

lefty, you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ris-Pratt.html

Fun fact...TP did motion capture to re-enact the scene below for the new movie:

[Aztecfan03]

lefty, you might want to skip this movie. look who showed up at the premiere and spread his taint all over this magnificent movie:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ris-Pratt.html

Does that Bryce girl usuallly look that bad?

[jeebus]

Does that Bryce girl usuallly look that bad?

I was thinking the same thing; I looked her up in google images and nope, she doesn't. then again, considering her dad and uncle, she's lucky she turned out the way she did.

[benefactor]

Early reviews are mostly positive. I'll probably catch it on a matinee this weekend.

[batman2883]

can Chris Pratt bring this franchise back to life?

[InRareForm]

8.6 on imdb

[Caltex2]

Without giving too much away, all I can say is they let the dinosaurs escape and cause havoc way too quickly. We barely even saw any of the remodeled park and attractions. If you're into special effects, graphics and all that; if you just like seeing dinosaurs cause havoc, go for it or maybe if you're going on a night out with the wife and kids but I don't recommend it otherwise.

[UZER]

It's a good summer flick. They did the best they could with what they to clean up from the two sequels.

[oh crap]

i'm gonna check it out

[DJR210]

Without giving too much away, all I can say is they let the dinosaurs escape and cause havoc way too quickly. We barely even saw any of the remodeled park and attractions. If you're into special effects, graphics and all that; if you just like seeing dinosaurs cause havoc, go for it or maybe if you're going on a night out with the wife and kids but I don't recommend it otherwise.

Without giving away too much, the Rockets suck and will continue to suck for the next 15+ years.

[Chomper]

Jurrasic World ing sucked. There were so many things wrong with this movie. Don’t even know where to begin. This is BY FAR the worst Jurrasic Park film yet. The 3^rd one, which sucked , blows this one out of the ing water.

1 – The story sucked. Basically - a mutant T-Rex escapes and causes destruction. It chases two kids around the park and kills other dinosaurs/military guys trying to stop it. It’s 1 dinosaur, and it’s not even that smart, not scary-looking, and just doesn’t do well carrying the movie by itself at all.

2 – The characters were boring and they had some of the cheesiest lines ever. Seriously, two little kids, Chris Pratt, and a woman in a dress is what you’ve got here. And the only one who even has a pulse is Chris Pratt, and it’s a small one at that. I wanted the kids to die so bad halfway through the movie that it hurt.

3 – Trained Veliciraptors? How ing stupid. It destroyed their mystique entirely. Seriously, the raptors are the good guys in this movie. Can you imagine?

4 – It felt like I was watching the 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th, 5^th transformers movies halfway through when the dinosaurs got loose. Dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs and killing people (and remember this is PG13, there’s not 1 ‘cool’ death in the movie) just mindless action. The last sequence, a raptor and the real T-rex fighting the mutant T-rex, was so cheesy that I nearly walked out of the theatre it was so bad. And yes, some jackasses in the theatre actually clapped when the raptor and T-rex were ultimately victorious. Little kids probably.

Conclusion – This movie doesn’t make you give a DAMN about any of the characters or any of the dinosaurs. There’s no intrigue. The story sucks. It’s a popcorn, brainless action movie that hurts the legacy of Jurassic Park. If you’re 12 years old or younger you might enjoy it. Otherwise, be prepared to be disappointed. That said, I know everyone will go see it. You have to, it’s Jurassic Park. But I’d give it a 3/10 on my scale and I feel that’s being generous.