Ran into Tony Parker at HEB last night

[cantthinkofanything]

We were in the pancake aisle looking at different kinds of syrups. He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. Tony wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.

[K...]

This is too dumb to be a parody so it must be real. As long as he didn't have the glass go into his eyes it's fine. Hopefully he paid for the molasses with his fat franchise killing contract money.

[look_at_g_shred]

neat

[Kool Bob Love]

[cantthinkofanything]

This is too dumb to be a parody so it must be real. As long as he didn't have the glass go into his eyes it's fine. Hopefully he paid for the molasses with his fat franchise killing contract money.

I forgot one part. He pulled out all these hundred dollar bills and started throwing them on the ground to sop up the syrup.

[Kool Bob Love]

[Silver&Black]

neat

[cd98]

I saw Chip England today at a sandwich shop. He had two guys with him that looked like they were players. Neither was a Spur, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were Toros. I tried to look up pic of the Toro roster, but apparently their website sucks and I couldn't get one.

[Splits]

I bet he didn't turn down your daughter

[DJR210]

Did you have words with him?

[RD2191]

[Darius Bieber]

Of course he was grabbing the molasses tbh

[Brazil]

I bet he didn't turn down your daughter

[beirmeistr]

is he trying to take the turnover le from Ginobili?

[cantthinkofanything]

is he trying to take the turnover le from Ginobili?

Oh yeah...I forgot that I saw Manu also. We were in the vitamin aisle. He grabbed some Geritol and tried to throw it in his buggy but it landed in someone else's.

[spurs10]

and he took your girlfriend and banged her in the restroom.

[ElNono]

did he mention a ménage à trois to your wife?

[cantthinkofanything]

Oh yeah...I forgot something. When I wasn't looking, TP took my girlfriend to the bathroom and banged her.

[marinoman]

Okay then

[K...]

and what about you and Jefferson?

[cantthinkofanything]

and what about you and Jefferson?

Oh yeah...I forgot to mention...RJ was there in the fruit aisle and me and him had buttsex on the bulk bean bin. Got all up in his black ass. When we were done, we talked about why he didn't contribute more to the Spurs after they paid him all that money. Then we spooned for a bit until my girlfriend came back from the loo.

[Bender]

I think you should quit... while you're still (barely) ahead...

[spurs10]

Oh yeah...I forgot something. When I wasn't looking, TP took my girlfriend to the bathroom and banged her.

I knew it!! That bas !

[pgardn]

The bulk bean bin...

yes.

[Dingle Barry]

We were in the pancake aisle looking at different kinds of syrups. He grabbed a jar of molasses which he was dropping into his basket. But he missed and it broke on the floor and started to seep everywhere. I moved out of the way so I wouldn't mess up my shoes. Tony wasn't quick enough and the molasses got all over his shoes.

We both looked at the molasses and then at his shoes and then at each other and we both started laughing.

This board has sunk below 2003 spursreport levels. If Timvp will not save us, we have no hope.