Battle of the Bands - Ohmwrecker vs. Avante

[Avante]

[ChumpDumper]

That's not the song I met to play, yep, it sucks!

Mason posted it! Next year I'll post my REAL songs!

[Avante]

Mason posted it! Next year I'll post my REAL songs!

translation

Hey Avante, I'm heading out for my boyfriends house in about an hour, got anything for the road?

Sure, here ya go ya little .

[ChumpDumper]

You've already posted "Radar Love."

You're officially out of ideas.

lol "Picture."

[Avante]

You've already posted "Radar Love."

You're officially out of ideas.

lol "Picture."

translation

That was great, thanks. How about something me and my honey (Sam) can kick back with?

No problem ya horny little .

[ChumpDumper]

translation

That was great, thanks. How about something me and my honey (Sam) can kick back with?

No problem ya horny little .

lol I've heard all this before.

I've read all this from you before.

You've repeated all this at least three times.

[Avante]

lol I've heard all this before.

I've read all this from you before.

You've repeated all this at least three times.

translation

How do you do that? I'm about to head on out, Sammie is waiting, he's so dreamy. How about something to sing all along with?

Sure, kinda wanna get that mouth all primed up and ready to go, right?

Just change John to Sammie

[ChumpDumper]

I know exactly how you do that.

You post the same over and over.

Did you not realize you repeat yourself?

I would believe that.

[Avante]

I know exactly how you do that.

You post the same over and over.

Did you not realize you repeat yourself?

I would believe that.

translation

Big Bad Sammie, ha~~~~ How about some of them blues you like?

Cool~~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

translation

Big Bad Sammie, ha~~~~ How about some of them blues you like?

Cool~~~~~~~~~

You've done the translation then list thing too.

[Avante]

You've done the translation then list thing too.

translation

Wow! I'm almost at Sammies now, (yippeee!) just one more, ok?

Ok, here ya go. Have fun got.

[ChumpDumper]

translation and video coming up.

lol called it..

[Avante]

translation and video coming up.

lol called it..

translation

Well I'll be damn, I just found a note on Sammie's door, it reads...

Dear Chumpie

You suck, see ya~~~~~~

Avante, help a poor boy out ok? What ya got for a broken heart?


Nothing ya ing got, see ya~~~~~~~~~

[ChumpDumper]

Here's what I mean by repeating yourself. All one has to do is enter one search term -- say a musician you act like only you know: "Shawn Mullins."

translation

Thanks man, will search those out. How about just some stuff I need if I ever hope on getting on your level?

You'd need some hydraulics if ya plan on ever getting to my level amigo.

Here ya go.

Shawn Mullins
Damien Rice
Mark Lemhouse
Willy DeVille
Marc Cohn
Peter Weller
Ray Lamontagne
Leonard Cohen
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Kelly Joe Phelps
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Tom Waits
Willie Ames
Slaid Cleaves
Steve Earle

How in the am I just now finding out about this guy? In a word...WOW!!!!!! I loved that, that was outstanding. I'll be mixing his stuff in with Calvin Russell, Mark Lemhouse, Slaid Cleaves,Shawn Mullins and this guy....

......I open the door.

Doug...guess what I got?
Avante...the clap?
Doug...naw man....check it out (holding up a DVD.."The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari")
Avante....wow!!! cool!!! That for me?
Doug...ya think?
Avante...hey thanks man.
Doug...guess what else I got for ya?
Avante....hmmmm?
Doug...(holds up a CD...Jerry Jeff Walker 20th Century Masters)
Avante....what's the special occasion, my birthday was in July and you didn't give me .
Doug....just repaying the favor, remember loaning me Ron Thompson, Musselwhite and Uncle Tupelo.
Avante....oh yeah. How about Shawn Mullins, Griffen House?
Doug...never heard of them, cool!
Avante...cool!

Stopped at this yardsale today, the lady having the sale had a lot of books and CD's. So I scored a book about the 's Angels and a CD by Willie Ames who I'd never heard of before. He was holding a National Steel guitar, that sold me. So I handed the lady 75 cents, smiled and said....adios!

While all of the 10 tracks were pretty good, this was the star of the show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4p0MaeSjJs

His..Black Widow...a guitar solo was outstanding. Just not much into instrumentals.

You'd want to mix Willie Ames in with Griffin House, The Jayhawks, Shawn Mullins, Michael Younger, Slaid Cleaves, Dylan LeBlance and Grant Lee Buffalo.

Griffin House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xNc...xQABQfuXyAOWei

A little mix of...

Shawn Mullins
Michael Younger
Damien Rice
Dylan LeBlanc
Slaid Cleaves
Mark Collie
Kelly Joe Phelps
John Campbell
Sonny Landreath

Does it ever dawn on you that nobody here is 14?

Harry Manx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oopuY...2CE8D18D69B78B

What's with all this totally stupid bull like this little guy?

Mark Lemhouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrOhfIetye0

Shawn Mullins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbu8wQdkK-g


Jamie N. Commons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptH60ktLqBM

How about this mix?

Bruce burn
James McMurtry
Delbert McClinton
Jerry Jeff Walker
Townes Van Zandt
Slaid Cleaves
Calvin Russell
Mark Lemhouse
Jamie N. Commons
Harry Manx
John Campbell
John Hammond
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Steve Earle
Shawn Mullins
Chris Isaak
Kelly Joe Phelps

Dude, I also like....

Slaid Cleaves
Shawn Mullins
Dylan LeBlanc
Ray Lamontagne
John Hiatt
Michael Younger
Harry Manx
Hans Thessnik
Tom Waits
Kolvane
Chronic Tendancies
Damein Rice
Ben Harper
Chris Thomas King
Rose City Kings
Chris Isaak

...I know...who?

Dude, it's all about "depth" ya dumb . Something you have..0...of.

You gotta be the dumbest poster I've ever seen on these boards, you don't understand anything about anything.

Tell me stupid why are there tons and tons and tons of sites/youtube videos about them old blues, well?

Here ya go moron, learn something.


copy

Rapping can be traced back to its African roots. Centuries before hip hop music existed, the griots of West Africa were delivering stories rhythmically, over drums and sparse instrumentation. Such connections have been acknowledged by many modern artists, modern day "griots", spoken word artists, mainstream news sources, and academics.^{[15][16][17][18]}
Blues music, rooted in the work songs and spirituals of slavery and influenced greatly by West African musical traditions, was first played by blacks, and later by some whites, in the Mississippi Delta region of the United States around the time of the Emancipation Proclamation. Grammy-winning blues musician/historian Elijah Wald and others have argued that the blues were being rapped as early as the 1920s.^[19][20] Wald went so far as to call hip hop "the living blues."^[19] Jazz, which developed from the blues and other African-American and European musical traditions and originated around the beginning of the 20th century, has also influenced hip hop and has been cited as a precursor of hip hop. Not just jazz music and lyrics but also jazz poetry. According to John Sobol, the jazz musician and poet who wrote Digitopia Blues, rap "bears a striking resemblance to the evolution of jazz both stylistically and formally."^[21]

Wow~~~~~~~~~~~

I was talking about the songs you picked. You listen to basically the same stuff I do. I expected to see something else.

I have it all by genre...

prewar blues...Robert Johnson
postwar blues...Muddy Waters
paleface blues...Dock Boggs
oldies...Chuck Berry
rockabilly...Elvis
British blues...John Mayall
old country...Jimmie Rodgers
country...Merle Haggard
rock and roll...The Stones
altenative...Shawn Mullins

What can you add?

I got the impression you listened to some off the wall weird sounds. That's some pretty common stuff.

How's bout

A=1.Blue Jeans Blues ZZ Top
2.Sweetblood Call....Louisiana Red
3.Red Mud...Chris Thomas King
4.Louisiana Blues...Muddy Waters
5.My True Love...Jack Scott
6.Riders on the Storm...The Doors
7.I'd Rathe Go Blind...Etta James
8.Too Many Roads, Too Many Trains...Otis Rush
9.Hey Joe....Jimi Hendrix
10.The Pusher...Steppenwolf
11.Dedicated to the One I Love..The Shirrelles
12.Lonesome Whistle...Hank Williams
13.Lonesome Dog Blues....Lightnin' Hopklins
14.House of the Rising Sun...Bob Dylan
15.Cold Blooded Woman...Savoy Brown
16.Evil Woman..John Mayall
17.Come Into My Kitchen...JoAnn Kelly
18.B Movie Boxcar Blues...Delbert McClinton
19.Sympathy for the Devil...The Rolling Stones
20.Ice Cream Cakes...Jeff Beck
21.Crossroad Blues...Robert Johnson
22.Easy Wind....The Grateful Dead
23.Crawling Kingsnake...John Lee Hooker
24.Don't...Elvis
25.Crazy...Patsy Cline
26.Cadillac Walk...Willy DeVille
27.Suzanne...Leonard Cohen
28.Coconut Song..Harry Nilsson
29.Wicked Game...Chris Isaak
30.Ole 55...Tom Waits
31.Thrill is Gone...BB King
32.The Ride...David Allan Coe
33.Cocaine...JJ Cale
34.Salem...Mark Lemhouse
35,Ahes to Ashes...Steve Earle
35,Snake Song...Townes Van Zandt
36.Essence...Lucinda Williams
37.Shimmer...Shawn Mullins
38.Mr.Mailman...Memphis Willie B
39.Time of Trains...Dave Broza
40.Volcano..Damein Rice
41.Trouble...Ray Lamontagne
42.John the Revelator...John Mellencamp
43.Tupelo,,,Mark Knopfler
44.Starter Won't Start...John Hammond
45.Nick of Time....Bonnie Raitt
46.Tin Pan Alley..SRV
47.Little Red Rooster ..Howlin' Wolf
48.Eyesight to the Blind...Sonny Boy Williamson
49.Sunshine of Your Love...Cream
50.Neon Moon...Brooks & Dunn
51.Season of the Witch...Donovan
52.61 Highway...Mississippi Fred McDowell
52.These Arms of Mine...Otis Rush
53.Purgatory Road...Ray Wylie Hubbard
54.Kit Carson...Bruce burn
55.Turn on the Radio...Marc Cohn
56.Gold Tooth...Kelly Joe Phelps
57.Amarillo...Big House
58.Midnight in Montgomery...Allan Jackson
59.Black Snake Moan...Blind Lemon Jefferson
60.Big Love....Little Village
61.Home...Marc Broussard
62.Lock Doctor...James Harman
63.Chiropractor Blues...Robert Lucas
64.Midnight Special...Lead belly
65.When the Levee Breaks...Memphis Minnie & Kansas Joe McCoy
66.Nights in White Satin...Moody Blues
67.A Day in the Life..The Beatles
68.Key to the Highway...Little Walter
69.Border Lord..Kris Krisstofferson
70.First Cut is the Deepest...Cat Stevens
71.Candy Man..Roy Orbison
72.Crystal...Country Joe and the Fish
73.Ball & Chain...Janis Joplin
74.Out in the Woods...Leon Russell
75.Same Old Same Old..Dr.John
76.Cream...Prince
77.Black Eyed Blues...Joe er
78.Black Night...Charles Brown
79.Mama Tried..Merle Haggard
80.Folsom Prison Blues...Johnny Cash
81.Uncertain...Dylan Leblanc
82.One Believer...Johnny "Slim" Campbell
83.Bad News....Jerry Jeff Walker
84.Alabama...J.B.Lenoir
85.Soul of a Man...Blind Willie Johnson
86.St.James Infirmary...Louis Armstromg
87.Lovesick Blues...Emmett Miller
88.That's Alright Mama...Big Boy Crudup
89.Time...The Chambers Brothers
90.Inagaddadavidda....Iron Butterfly
91.Black Magic Woman...Santana
92.Walk on the Wld Side...Lou Reed
93.Hound Dog...Big Mama Thornton
94.Stairwat to Heaven...Led Zeppelin
95.Money...Pink Floyd
96.Graveyard Train....CCR
97.Dear Mr. Fantasy...Traffic
98.Gloria...Them
99.Monterey...The Animals
100.Mercury Blues...Steve Miller Band

I'm already familiar with him actually have him in a mix tape with...

Josh Porter
Hans Thessnik
Harry Manx
Mark Collie
Slaid Cleaves
Shawn Mullins


and this guy...

must have songs

Ole 55...Tom Waits
Strange Fruit...Billie Holliday
Crossroad Blues...Robert Johnson
Rather Go Blind...Etta James
o Central Please Give Me 209....Lightnin' Hopkins
Sympathy for the Devil...The Rolling Stones
House of the Rising Sun...Clarence Ashley
St.Louis Blues...Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys
Black Snake Moan...Blind Lemon Jefferson
Riders on the Storm...The Doors
Truckin'...The Grateful Dead
Your Cheating Heart...Hank Williams
Don't...Elvis
I Walk Alone...Marty Robbins
Mississippi Jailhouse Groan..Rube Lacy
James Alley Blues...Rabbit Brown
Little Red Rooster....Howlin Wolf
Reconsider...Lowell Fulson
Screamin' n' Hollerin'...Charley Patton
Ball n' Chain...Big Mama Thornton
Sky is Crying...Elmore James
Crazy...Patsy Cline
Folsom Prison Blues...Johnny Cash
Peniteniary Blues...Bessie Tucker
Slow Mama...Cryin' Sam Colins
Neon Moon...Brooks & Dunn
Sing Me Back Home...Merle Haggard
Sea of Love...Phil Phillips
In the Pines...Lead Belly
Make Believe...Conway Twitty
Young Love..Sonny James
Hynotized...Fleetwood Mac
Brandy...Looking Glass
Land of a Thousand Dances...Wilson Pickett
Long Distance Call....Muddy Waters
Long Black Veil....Lefty Frizzell
Blue Moon of Kentucky...Bill Monroe
Cadillac Walk...Willy Deville
Endless Sleep...Jody Reynolds
Evil Woman...John Mayall
Right Place, Wrong Time...Dr. John
These Arms of Mine....Otis Redding
Texas Flood...SRV
Nights in White Satin...The Moody Blues
Ode to Billy Joe...Bobbie Gentry
Heard it Through the Grapeville..Marvin Gaye
Opium....Ray Wylie Hubbard
Ashes to Ashes...Steve Earle
Unchained Melody...The Righteous Brothers
How Long, How Long...Leroy Carr
Voodoo Edge...Johnny "Slim" Caampbell
Cold Blooded Woman...Savoy Brown
Grandma's Hands...Bill Withers
After Midnight...JJ Cale
Jesus...Amos Lee
Wicked Game...Chris Isaak
Death Have Mercy...Harry Manx
Gloria...Them
Shimmer....Shawn Mullins

In the movie...Avante.....the opening scene...


The camera starts closing in on a little shack at a place called Knights Barn in Vallejo California 1953, there I sit on the floor playing with hammers and screw drivers, while off in the distance you can hear.....



We can also hear my dad and grandpa out in the back shooting big rats with 22's as they run across the back yard both drunk as skunks on rot gut homemade wine. About this time in walks my mom with some buttermilk, I hated buttermilk but nobody gave a .

Now it reads....12 years later...

There I am standing on our own five yard line ready to field a kickoff, I catch it on the seven and its off to the races, I'm cutting and jumping and faking and........93 yards later....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!! I look up in the stands for mom and dad and all my sisters, they aren't there, that old Ford probably wouldn't start again. So as I head back out for kickoff coverage we can hear....



Now it reads....4 years later...

There I sit on a bar stool at some bar in Kowloon (acoss the bay from Hong Kong) with this cute little Asain chick with a tatto of a blue butterfly over her right .............................

On the jukebox



The final scene of the movie....as I walk down a long dark alley peekiing in garbage cans...................



The soundtrack would also include music by...

Slaid Cleaves
Marc Broussard
Townes Van Zandt
John Lee Hooker
Shawn Mullins
Howlin' Wolf
Willy DeVille
Chris Isaak
Amos Lee
Ryan Adams
Ben Harper
Jack Johnson
John Hiatt
Damien Rice
Tom Waits
Bob Dylan
Mark Lemhouse
Ray Lamontagne
Leonard Cohen
Steve Earle
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Muddy Waters

As you can see, you've been posting the same almanac lists and pimping the same mix tape for years.

I expect you to repeat your "translation and video" or "leg humping" or whatever other shtick you use over and over.

[Avante]

I guess it's cool having your very own posse, ha~~~~~~~~~

Ok, I usually go with some theme. Trains, prison, hard times, drinking etc.

Lonesome.

[Avante]

[mouse]

Dam Avante I feel like I just gave birth to a jukebox

Avante wins this round easy.
/round two

[Avante]

Dam Avante I feel like I just gave birth to a jukebox

Avante wins this round easy.
/round two

I had my fun with Ohmwrecker, I was just in a sharing some music mood, it went as planned. But.....there is no winners with this, because we all have our on thang when it comes to music. Punkers don't like country and cowboys don't like punk and so on.

I did want to bring a lot of the stuff I listen to here for easy access, that's why ya see so much from me. When I want it's right here. Plan on adding some more for just that reason.

I do think it's important for listeners to not be too stuck in one musical world, have some depth. I pretty much like it all, the only things I can't take is polka music and that opera stuff, I'll find something I like with the rest of it, yep, even the Butthole Surfers.

[Avante]

Tomorrow it might be Willie, Waylon and Merle., ha~~~~~~

[ohmwrecker]

Punkers don't like country and cowboys don't like punk and so on.

This is absolutely not true.

[Spur-Addict]

Avante, it was all good until you posted that Kid Rock bull . Then it went completely down hill. I had you winning every round before then. And, The Gemini Method, posting that Bradley was like getting out boxed through most of the fight, then landing a stiff right in the later rounds and sending him to the canvas . Although I think Ohm started winning/scoring every round from K.R on.

[gameFACE]

This is absolutely not true.

Agree. Social Distortion loves country and Dwight Yoakum loves punk. Of course there is the famous Sex Pistols gig at Randy's Rodeo here in SA.

[Avante]

This is absolutely not true.

Painting with a very broad stroke there, obviously!!!!!! The obvious never seems to make a dent with you.

[Avante]

Avante, it was all good until you posted that Kid Rock bull . Then it went completely down hill. I had you winning every round before then. And, The Gemini Method, posting that Bradley was like getting out boxed through most of the fight, then landing a stiff right in the later rounds and sending him to the canvas . Although I think Ohm started winning/scoring every round from K.R on.

I like that tune with Sheryl Crow and this one. That's it for Kid Rock.




I walked my last daughter at home room and heard her playing that. The only time I ever asked her..."who is that?"

[ohmwrecker]

Painting with a very broad stroke there, obviously!!!!!! The obvious never seems to make a dent with you.

I'm not interested in obvious.