How many times you wipe after you poop?

[cantthinkofanything]

No wiper. I'm that good.

If you eat right and take care of yourself, one obligatory wipe is all you need. Even though you could get by with none at all.

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm surprised. I figured you and your boyfriend hold your s until you can hook up and poop on each other's faces. And dual buttlick each other until all is clean.

You have mind blowingly awesome fetishes

[cantthinkofanything]

You have mind blowingly awesome fetishes

LOLZ

[chunticakes]

How do the blind know how many times to wipe? That has always fascinated me...

[Blake]

How do the blind know how many times to wipe? That has always fascinated me...

Lol

[DJR210]

This. As many as it takes.

By any means necessary.

[InRareForm]

Taco bell usually requires a full roll or immediate shower

[Ignignokt]

Jesus you're sensitive these days. I stated it because you want it. No thanks tho.

Why do you state hundreds of sexual fantasies about me?

tthssttapppppppp!!.

[Koolaid_Man]

By any means necessary.

So who's the black bull behind you in your avatar?

[Pauly D]

So who's the black bull behind you in your avatar?

The fact that you're asking about that is so telling. Drop the "pounding pussy" act and embrace your black, sexual fetishes. We've all been waiting

[DJR210]

So who's the black bull behind you in your avatar?

It's actually your boy Technique with the white pants around his ankles, and the black bull is Samuel

[DJR210]

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[spurraider21]

This is why I feel so damn superior.

A thread about how many times you wipe your ass. And nobody is...."who cares?"' That says it all

I'm leaving now no way I'm posting in a thread this damn stupid.

So you came into this thread to post about how you aren't going to post in this thread.

Makes sense

[Franklin]

it depends on whether you take a shower right afterwards imho.

[Mr Hanky]

Who the counts!?!? Just wipe till the job is done.

[Strange Love]

I bet OP uses the Sheryl Crow technique.

[~O~]

Its better to take a shower immediately afterwards.

[Biernutz]

Another y SpursTalk thread.......

[TDMVPDPOY]

i love it when ur mom or sister licks my ass, saves me water and toilet paper

[Salad Tosser]

No matter what there is always that ever present pungency that is a delight to some.

[MultiTroll]

Anyone of you splatterers tried psylium husk?
Metamucil or similar?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

http://www.businessinsider.com/revie...t-wipes-2013-6

[cantthinkofanything]

anyone use, tens?

https://www.get tens.com/

[Tom,Dick&Harry]

Stop once all is clear.

[InRareForm]

just used a whole roll... smh