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    Veteran InRareForm's Avatar
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    I heard it was a belief in the Christian faith... Until the council or whatever changed it because bringing in the notion of might persuade people to join the religion.

    The older I get the more I think it is a real possibility. I also think dreams may be clues.

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    A soul gets 6 chances to make it to those pearly gates. Human bodies are just a mode of transportation. Once one dies off or is killed the soul moves on to another one in a womb.

    is full of souls that jut couldn't find God in six tries.

    God, is actually a group of elders from another demension. Earth just one of their many projects. and Heaven ran by the sons of these elders.

    I think I'm on number 4 because I can remember getting off a ship in Jonestown, hiding in a foxhole in Germany and playing poker in Deadwood.

    Ghosts are the souls wandering before they find a womb to enter.
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    No. Reincarnation is a nice thought, like Santa and the Easter Bunny.

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    I'd take reincarnation tbh over sharing a kristian heaven with child molesters , killers, etc, who the chooses to be around those kind of sickos???

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    I guess it's possible...I mean ...It's kind of a raw ing deal to be born and raised in some hole in Africa or in Cleveland.

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    lol avantes beliefs

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    lol avantes beliefs
    He wants to return as a black man

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    He wants to return as a black man
    In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke

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    In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke


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    In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke
    i chuckled out loud.

    Lol alt puppets

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    In order to have relations with your wife, yes? Very good joke
    Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.

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    Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.
    weak

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    Naw, avante is too busy trolling for children.
    Just how ing re ed are you? Any man messing with kids needs to be shot in the head, that's sick ok ? I was a young sailor in foreign bars, just going with the flow ok er? I assumed a working girl in a bar must be ok.....ok stupid?

    I cannot believe how many here can;t read.,.."ya shoot ing pedos"....from me.
    Why ignore my stance on this?

    YOU SHOOT ING PEDOS IN THE HEAD.

    Amazing the level of stupidity on this board.

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    i chuckled out loud.

    Lol alt puppets
    What is this alt puppet? Is similar to regular puppet? I am glad to having made you chuckle. Very succesful joke yes? OPAH!

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    There are different demensions out there, actualy layers of them. No lone God, instead we have groups of Elders, they are the ones pulling the strings. While no Heaven/ as we see in the Bible there is a safe place and a purgatory. Our souls are wandering souls trying to find that safe place, some make it and some don't.

    Being humans we can't even begin to comprehend any of this, we are simply not equipped to go there. Not unlike a three year old trying to build a computer.

    Our current soul is an old one, a wandering soul trying to find a safe haven.

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    What is this alt puppet? Is similar to regular puppet? I am glad to having made you chuckle. Very succesful joke yes? OPAH!
    it's like when you make the sex to a gopher and you get bored and then you make puppet with gopher on your ding dong

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    Believe. Iakchos Kadmos's Avatar
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    There are different demensions out there, actualy layers of them. No lone God, instead we have groups of Elders, they are the ones pulling the strings. While no Heaven/ as we see in the Bible there is a safe place and a purgatory. Our souls are wandering souls trying to find that safe place, some make it and some don't.

    Being humans we can't even begin to comprehend any of this, we are simply not equipped to go there. Not unlike a three year old trying to build a computer.

    Our current soul is an old one, a wandering soul trying to find a safe haven.
    This is story taught to Asian children. From where did you hear this?

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    This is story taught to Asian children. From where did you hear this?
    My first knowledge of life was wandering the rain forests of South America. How I got there...? I was taken in by an old wise man and his mother who must have been 200 years old. They taught me how to see into other dememsions and how to decipher outer wordly voices. I have seen The Elders, actually communicated with them using signs.

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    A soul gets 6 chances to make it to those pearly gates. Human bodies are just a mode of transportation. Once one dies off or is killed the soul moves on to another one in a womb.

    is full of souls that jut couldn't find God in six tries.

    God, is actually a group of elders from another demension. Earth just one of their many projects. and Heaven ran by the sons of these elders.

    I think I'm on number 4 because I can remember getting off a ship in Jonestown, hiding in a foxhole in Germany and playing poker in Deadwood.

    Ghosts are the souls wandering before they find a womb to enter.
    So where does you being a fish enter the equation?

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    So where does you being a fish enter the equation?
    The ..we came from fish....is something The Elders find comical. As we know they would never LOL just a small grin.

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    My first knowledge of life was wandering the rain forests of South America. How I got there...? I was taken in by an old wise man and his mother who must have been 200 years old. They taught me how to see into other dememsions and how to decipher outer wordly voices. I have seen The Elders, actually communicated with them using signs.
    200 years old? This is about 178 years too old for you yes?

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