A new soccer shtick is born...

**spursistan** · 07-10-2016

Boiled down:::

Ronaldo: 1

The tax-evading quitter Messi: 0

Let us proceed.....

**spursistan** · 07-10-2016

I'm not partial to either, but facts are facts, tbh

**resistanze** · 07-10-2016

Eder 1
Missi 0

**DAF86** · 07-10-2016

Not even mad son.

**TheGreatYacht** · 07-10-2016

I'm not even a Messi hater, but damn... Didn't see it that way

Numbers never lie. At the end of the day:

Ronaldo - 1

Quitter - 0

**Venti Quattro** · 07-10-2016

Eder 1

Missi 0 taxes paid

**Canyonero** · 07-10-2016

TBF Penaldo also evades taxes.

**Blizzardwizard** · 07-10-2016

I couldn't give less of a about either player, but quite obviously this cements what we already knew.

Godnaldo >>>> MISSIngtaxreturns

**Bynumite** · 07-10-2016

**DAF86** · 07-10-2016

Imma be running "Sidenaldo" to the ground sons.

**spursistan** · 07-10-2016

damn, it already caught on in mainstream media

**Canyonero** · 07-10-2016

BBC has to deflect after that Iceland thingy