I have a boner.

[Avante]

continuation

Judy...well, not from my husband. He gets lost in there.
Me (blushing)...sorry, didn't mean to..
Judy (interrupting)...I let him put it in my belly button.
Avante...ahem, I'm right here
Me...so, Judy, want to...have a go
Judy...ohhhhhhh yesssssss

Well actually.

As we turn to walk away.

you....Judy, ya got a minute
Judy...(looks over at me with her....you got me into this..grrr..look) what?
you.....do you like it in the ass?
Judy....all I can guess is somewhere in your upbringing your mama never taught you how to talk to a woman. Now because I'm totally losing interest with this I;m going to do what she should have done, ok?
you....huh?
Judy....(kicks the little got in the nuts as I laugh my ass off).....lets go and don't you ever bring me around these internet freaks you laugh at, got it?
Avante...yes mam.

[SpursforSix]

Well actually.

As we turn to walk away.

you....Judy, ya got a minute
Judy...(looks over at me with her....you got me into this..grrr..look) what?
you.....do you like it in the ass?
Judy....all I can guess is somewhere in your upbringing your mama never taught you how to talk to a woman. Now because I'm totally losing interest with this I;m going to do what she should have done, ok?
you....huh?
Judy....(kicks the little got in the nuts as I laugh my ass off).....lets go and don't you ever bring me around these internet freaks you laugh at, got it?
Avante...yes mam.

yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

[Avante]

yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

What you never ever seem to get is none of this is about you, it's about Avante, ok?

[I. Hustle]

yeah...that sounds like Judy. But I like the crazy.

Change kicks to licks and that was pretty much my encounter too. I just didn't understand the mom reference when she said it to me.

[Avante]

Change kicks to licks and that was pretty much my encounter too. I just didn't understand the mom reference when she said it to me.

Speaking of moms, how is that mom of yours? Last time I was with the she pissed me off. She kept screaming....HARDER HARDER OH MY GOD....HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. And that was just me finger ing the .

Tell her ...hi....for me, ok got?

[I. Hustle]

Speaking of moms, how is that mom of yours? Last time I was with the she pissed me off. She kept screaming....HARDER HARDER OH MY GOD....HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. And that was just me finger ing the .

Tell her ...hi....for me, ok got?

First and foremost, the f word is offensive.

Second, she's good. She was just telling me yesterday how her and Judy were scissoring and talking about some sale at some store. I didn't really pay attention.

[SpursforSix]

First and foremost, the f word is offensive.

Second, she's good. She was just telling me yesterday how her and Judy were scissoring and talking about some sale at some store. I didn't really pay attention.

It was 7-11.

[I. Hustle]

It was 7-11.

That would explain the BC they were talking about.

[I. Hustle]

It was 7-11.

Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?

[140]

Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?

[SpursforSix]

Wait, did you mean to post that here or the thread about Avante's age preference?

[Avante]

It started out that just maybe some 16 year old passed herself off as 18. Then it was 15, then 14, then 13, 12 and now 11-7, hahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Little people

ONE MORE TIME~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

I find sick ass pedos the s of the earth.

Why is my stance on this sick being ignored?

[clambake]

so yeah...anyway...she tells me to meet her at the 7-11. When I get there, she's waiting outside for me. She want's to do it behind the dumpster. I take her hand and we walk through the gate and find a relatively clean spot. She wants some foreplay but I left my car running. She pulls her underwear down and then turns and pulls up her dress and presents to me. Usually, we'll do it doggy style for a while and then I'll go into her anus. But like I said...my car was running. And she's not opposed to a little pain. So I put my peepee in her butt and she starts making these loud squawking noises. Like some kind of bird or something. "CAAWWWW...CAWWWWW CAWWWW". And that is echoing off the fence and dumpster. It's freaking me out more than a little. Plus I'm worried that someone will take my car. I'm having trouble maintaining my boner. She feels this and steps away and then starts yanking on it and screaming, "BLAPOOHIE! BLAPOOHIE!". I'm wondering what the at this point. We've had lots of sex and I've never heard these noises some out of her mouth. So to get my erection back, I start thinking of Felisha Rashaad. Once I get hard again, I turn her back around and finish in her rump. When we're done, I ask her what was with all of the weird noises. She said she was just diagnosed with Diabetes. I went in and bought her a slurpee and myself a Mountain Dew Kickstart. Thankfully, my car was still there when I got back to the parking lot.

"my car was running" lol

[Avante]

The fun I have is exposing the idiots here. Nobody in their right mind follows an Avante around, that takes a moron and a jerk. Look at these people and it's always the same ones, ha~~~~~~~~~~

Other places I talk football, track, music with those like myself, here it's me laughing my ass off at the dummies.

Here's a good one, I told I, Hustle he will now be ignored for being too damn stupid, what will the dummy now do, yep, follow me around, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Chucho]

OP and Avante must of seen the pic I posted of Kid Toucha. Explains the thread and Avante's presence in this thread.

[I. Hustle]

The fun I have is exposing the idiots here. Nobody in their right mind follows an Avante around, that takes a moron and a jerk. Look at these people and it's always the same ones, ha~~~~~~~~~~

Other places I talk football, track, music with those like myself, here it's me laughing my ass off at the dummies.

Here's a good one, I told I, Hustle he will now be ignored for being too damn stupid, what will the dummy now do, yep, follow me around, ha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As long as there are sick ass pedos like you around, I will do my best to expose them to the world.

Oh and Judy will be home tomorrow. She was going to leave my place today but she got a dose of that good good this morning and decided on one more day.

[xXx]

So pornhub, tube8, or Spurstalk....and you out and choose Spurstalk?! The wrong with you. U could be watching an ex wife getting pounced or a neighbors LEGAL daughter getting it. Disclaimer for Avon.

[DMX7]

When I first read the thread le, I thought it said "I have a Bonner". Like Matt Bonner.

[SpursforSix]

When I first read the thread le, I thought it said "I have a Bonner". Like Matt Bonner.

ha. you just gave me inception. (no )