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So I was out of town and doing a little grocery shopping for some snacks. Ended up in the candy aisle. I was wearing one of my Spurs shirts. Saw this old fat dude trying to reach something on the middle shelf. He saw my shirt and mentioned he had a bunch of friends in San Antonio that he chats with online. He was drooling and had jacked up teeth and his breath smelled like feet. I quickly excused myself.
As I was walking out of the aisle, he asked me if little kids still liked Sweet Tarts.
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was he wearing a "Free Jared" shirt?
I couldn't tell. Whatever t-shirt he was wearing...it was covered in blood and vomit.
Why not tell the truth, ok?
There I was looking for some BC's when you walked up and said...
you...you wouldn't be Avante of ST frame would you? I couldn't help but notice the 6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel.
Avante....yep, so you must be 140 right? That stupid look on your face ya understand.
you...nope, I'm SpurtsforSix.
Avante...so who is this guy, let me guess, your boyfriend?
you...yep, his name is Juan.
Avante....dude, ya look just like I thought you would, tiny and dumb and a .
Juan...you can't talk like that to my man.
Avante...shut up ******, before I toss you over into aisle 8, got it?
you....damn, you are a big guy, huh? Hey man, sorry about all that silly internet stuff, ok? Just following everyone else around with that, ok?
Avante.....I tell ya what I;m going to do, if ya take that Mexican and turn your boney little ass around and scram and I'll let it go, got it got?
you...(grabbing Juans hand)...come on honey.
LMAO
of course he was trolling for BCs at a grocery store.
Like... salad toss?
I, Hustle, you're like a speedbump, ok guy, all ya do is get in the way, ok?
Weird. You called me speedbump and Judy calls me speedhump. She says she likes the way I jackhammer.
I, Hustle, give it up son, ok? That was simply stupid, ok?
Dude, some play wide receiver,others are on the line, some kick, everyone has their "thing". Trying to be cute on an internet forum just isn;'t your "thing", ok? Ya come off as some dumb kid trying to hang with the grown ups, ok?
Dude, go talk tv shows, movies,ok?
Judy definitely plays wide receiver.
So... let me get this straight... you are saying that I am really good at talking about tv shows and movies? Thanks!
Did I ever tell you about the movie that Judy and I made?
She also usually has my "thing"
Dude, it just isn't working with you, ok? This sorta of thing just isn't for you, honest. Why not pay attention to some advice, go do something else, you can't do this, ok?
Dude, you are too boring and stupid, so starting now the others who get a grin out of me will get some action, while your dumb ass will be ignored. Dude, you are a total waste of time, got it?
See ya~~~~~~~~~~~
keep up the good work sir
keep up the good work sir
If these little freaks only knew how many people are laughing at what I do them, ha~~~~~~
how many?
Just because you force all the little kids your basement to laugh doesn't mean they find it funny
Ok, I'm bored with the idiots today, will toss them a bone tomorrow and watch them rush for it as always.
So can Oregon footballer Devon Allen hang with Jamaican Omar McLeod in the 110hhs at Rio?
Let's break that down.
What little kids? Where did they come from? Judy and a worker have the daycare business going on so where do these others kids come from? I don't have a basement.
So where are the parents of these little kids, well?
Yeah, Judy sucks great . So does his son though. I ed her pregnant ASS while Ava was in oingo boingo ing kids. Sick bas . But at least he has his back to the future track and field almanac.
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