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  1. 09-28-2016 #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotov
    Kobe's parents were selling his .
    Kobe's parents were sniffing rails off of each other's genitals with the money from selling their beloved son's . Pure too. Uncut, my shnizz-nozz!
    Kobe's mom was able to renew her 18 year old tramp stamp back to it's Day 1 vigor. She goes to sleep with a smile now... The poor dear.

    Kobe's dad be's riding in a pimped out car from selling Kobe's .
    They be doing alright now from St. Kobes. Wish the Lakers could have gotten some of that charity, the past half decade, but I understand him wanting his parents to do well over his "job".
    Kobe is a Got Damned saint for giving all his away to his ma and pa!
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  2. 09-28-2016 #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    They were selling your .
    I didn't even notice this retort after me applauding you using a semi-original post, lol.
    Please... allow me to respond:

    Yup, they sure were. They were seconds away from winning a 'chip. You remember what that feeling is like? Being right there, ready to win it all? Of course not. It's been so long for you... and the last time you even tasted the playoffs was... Wait, wasn't that a disgusting, horrifying and shaming sweep?

    I digress, they lost and then they gained redemption in the most epic of ways. That moment will be a 30 for 30 sooner than you think and it will be Epic. It will be beautiful. When was the last time you were able to lord that kind of stuff at anyone, huh? Not recently. You are definitely in the desert of a miserable 'chip-gap and you're feeling it.

    Now... on to what matters: while they were selling our , what was Kobe doing at that very moment? Hmmmm? That fool was masturbating to some 4/10 white girl, getting frustrated with himself for not being able to climax as his wife is camming him for the next settlement. All the while his own ma was securing the money, selling his , to refresh that tramp stamp.

    All the while orchestrating the utter destruction of his own team for the next 5 years and counting.     I'm laughing as I'm typing... Kobe has given us such entertainment these many years.

    You too! I love you, bud! Very entertaining! Keep coming at me!
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  3. 09-28-2016 #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemann82
    come to think of it, i love kobe too
    Who doesn't? He's friend to all animals...
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  4. 09-28-2016 #79
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  5. 09-29-2016 #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    Duncan quit---then took off with 6 million smackers.
    Kobe quit after the sweep. Then robbed roughly 135 million smackers from your favorite franchise.
    How do you feel about that? The captain of the biggest ship on the ocean, plundering the head companies funds for five consecuive years while steering the ship towards the Bermuda Triangle. Open eyed! Then, after all hope is lost, he leaves. Leaves the company. Leaves the passengers. Leaves you.
    I honestly feel for you. You must feel betrayed, but are too proud to admit that you followed a false god all these years. But you can be yourself here. With us. With me. It's a safe haven for you and your kind. Let it all out. I'm here for you.
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  6. 09-29-2016 #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by tonight...you
    Kobe's parents were sniffing rails off of each other's genitals with the money from selling their beloved son's . Pure too. Uncut, my shnizz-nozz!
    Kobe's mom was able to renew her 18 year old tramp stamp back to it's Day 1 vigor. She goes to sleep with a smile now... The poor dear.

    Kobe's dad be's riding in a pimped out car from selling Kobe's .
    They be doing alright now from St. Kobes. Wish the Lakers could have gotten some of that charity, the past half decade, but I understand him wanting his parents to do well over his "job".
    Kobe is a Got Damned saint for giving all his away to his ma and pa!
    Quote Originally Posted by tonight...you
    Now... on to what matters: while they were selling our , what was Kobe doing at that very moment? Hmmmm? That fool was masturbating to some 4/10 white girl, getting frustrated with himself for not being able to climax as his wife is camming him for the next settlement. All the while his own ma was securing the money, selling his , to refresh that tramp stamp.

    All the while orchestrating the utter destruction of his own team for the next 5 years and counting.     I'm laughing as I'm typing... Kobe has given us such entertainment these many years.
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  7. 09-29-2016 #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by Molotov
    Kobe's parents were selling his .
    They were selling your .
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  8. 09-29-2016 #83
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookenstein
    Kobe quit after the sweep. Then robbed roughly 135 million smackers from your favorite franchise.
    How do you feel about that? The captain of the biggest ship on the ocean, plundering the head companies funds for five consecuive years while steering the ship towards the Bermuda Triangle. Open eyed! Then, after all hope is lost, he leaves. Leaves the company. Leaves the passengers. Leaves you.
    I honestly feel for you. You must feel betrayed, but are too proud to admit that you followed a false god all these years. But you can be yourself here. With us. With me. It's a safe haven for you and your kind. Let it all out. I'm here for you.
    They were selling your .
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  9. 09-29-2016 #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    They were selling your .
    You were celebrating their .

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  10. 09-29-2016 #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
    You were celebrating their .

    They were selling your .
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  11. 09-29-2016 #86
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    They were selling your .
    Kobe's parents' bank accounts got a lot larger overnight. Wonder whose they were selling.

    tee, hee.
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  12. 09-29-2016 #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    They were selling your .
    Come to me when you're redy. I'll be there for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonight...you
    It was good, wasn't it? I'm glad you enjoyed it. True story too. You should try to convey things so well.
    One day...
    He used to. He's a s of his former self. Prime Culburn was one the best posters in this sites history. Every now and then he breaks out the goods but those occurrences are few and far between now.
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  14. 09-29-2016 #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
    Kobe's parents' bank accounts got a lot larger overnight. Wonder whose they were selling.

    tee, hee.
    They were selling your .
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  15. 09-29-2016 #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by benefactor
    He used to. He's a s of his former self. Prime Culburn was one the best posters in this sites history. Every now and then he breaks out the goods but those occurrences are few and far between now.
    They were selling your .
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    Quote Originally Posted by pookenstein
    Come to me when you're redy. I'll be there for you.

    They were selling your .
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    they were smellin your
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    Poor Cully having a ing break down in here. Old man doesn't know what to do.
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    You ain't gonna buttress your with a Costco story?

    tee, hee.
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    ...I'll just bet you will.
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    ^They were selling your .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Hands
    they were smellin your
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElKingslayer2
    Poor Cully having a ing break down in here. Old man doesn't know what to do.
    They were selling your .
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  23. 09-29-2016 #98
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    those bas s were using your bricks
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  24. 09-29-2016 #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by clambake
    those bas s were using your bricks
    Of course. They can never use their own bricks. I have to keep the porch light on every nite, or, else they steal the bricks right offin' the pallet.
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  25. 09-30-2016 #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thread
    Of course. They can never use their own bricks. I have to keep the porch light on every nite, or, else they steal the bricks right offin' the pallet.

    Even though, Kobe's parents were selling his .
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