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  1. #26
    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    Damn son, thats why marriage is so wonderful. I got laid last night during the Cowboys game. It was so beautiful.
    Aren't you worried Trump's going to roll it back though after he picks a new Supreme Court justice?

  2. #27
    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    When was the last time Katy girl cleaned out the old pipes, Cub?
    Years.

  3. #28
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    Not even a little something to honor Duncan's retirement? Sad, man

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Not even a little something to honor Duncan's retirement? Sad, man
    Yep, my pipes are so jammed up and corroded it is sad.

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    Yep, my pipes are so jammed up and corroded it is sad.
    Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll anybody but Duncan.

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    Take the fcking keys away baseline bum's Avatar
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    Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll anybody but Duncan.
    cubby's not a gym trainer. I don't think Amy would take him to the couch tbh.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Maybe Amy will help you out, buddy. She'll anybody but Duncan.
    All that's left is now is in my head, Mitch. Some times aloud I rage, I challenge "him" "it" "whatever" to attempt to rob me of that.

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    All that's left is now is in my head, Mitch. Some times aloud I rage, I challenge "him" "it" "whatever" to attempt to rob me of that.
    Man can only give up as much as he allows, cub.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    cubby's not a gym trainer. I don't think Amy would take him to the couch tbh.
    Of course not. She'd look at me with utter contempt. Some times that look, that look of utter contempt can induce quite a mess upon the old belly.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Man can only give up as much as he allows, cub.
    Maybe I'll get to the grave before he's topsy and I'm turvy.

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    Buy fabbs some cinnamon whiskey and he'll blow you before the new year

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    Executive Mitch's Avatar
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    Maybe I'll get to the grave before he's topsy and I'm turvy.
    Maybe Duncan gets there first, you can lay the bag to rest. Co sign Amy

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    Buy fabbs some cinnamon whiskey and he'll blow you before the new year

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    Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?
    I once had a nearly year-long dry spell. I couldn't figure it out at the time, but later on, I realized I was extremely angry that year, an ac ulation of stuff that had built up and I hadn't dealt with. You can say and do the "correct" things in a dating situation, but if you're not right, the girl will know on some level. I was repelling people bc of stuff I was dealing with subconsciously. When I finally let go of my anger, my dry spell ended.

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    Kill yourself and get laid...on a cold slab...like Carrie Fisher and her yellow teeth.

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    Kill yourself and get laid...on a cold slab...like Carrie Fisher and her yellow teeth.
    Or just blow up himself inside the nearest mosque on a Friday afternoon during juammar-salat, and get rewarded with 72 virgins in paradise.

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    The only advice I have is to actually build a circle. Find buddies that look for "pussy".. I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy. The perfect wingman.

    Everytime there was a party, this is out there gaming...thats the dude you want in your circle. Also, be friend some females..Friend zone them. Dont ever hit on them...

    Women are amazing wingmen..or wingwomen i should say.

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    I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy.
    I'm not sure you understand what "pussy" is.

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    The only advice I have is to actually build a circle. Find buddies that look for "pussy".. I have a go to guy I ask out whenver I needed pussy. The perfect wingman.

    Everytime there was a party, this is out there gaming...thats the dude you want in your circle. Also, be friend some females..Friend zone them. Dont ever hit on them...

    Women are amazing wingmen..or wingwomen i should say.
    Pokemon Go playing got giving advice on getting pussy

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    Ghazi couldn't find any women for the entire year of 2016.. .. I feel demoralized.. not sure what to do tbh.. hooker? $250 HJ?
    Kill yourself

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    You think getting laid will make your life better? Use the hand. It's a gift to avoid other possible consequences.

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    You think getting laid will make your life better? Use the hand. It's a gift to avoid other possible consequences.
    According to the rest of the thread, he's missing both his arms. Probably blew them off trying to wage jihad.

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    lol


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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    The sex I've had with 6 different women since shaking my wife in the middle of this year was quite beautiful as well.
    This probably isn't totally honest. 2 were demons in bed(including the current), 2 were random and just ok, 1 got all weird on me because she wasn't over her ex and 1 was a dead fish . 4 out of 6 being anywhere from decent to very good isn't a bad post marriage start.

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    Don't sweat it. You just joined a long list of STers. The only difference is that they pretend that they get it every day.
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