didnt get laid in 2016 at all

[DMC]

Really easy solution, can't believe no one said it already.

Wear your traditional haji garb, full raghead mode. Go to some SJW coffee house and talk about safe spaces, fairness and victimization. You'll have some ISIS wannabe on you in minutes.

Otherwise, rent a corvette, get a bag of coke and some expensive clothes (and a nice Tissot watch) and go to some posh hotel lobby and pretend you're waiting on a friend.

[Avante]

I find this amazing, how is that even possible? You a dwarf, a midget, deformed?? Bad breath? A real bad case if acne? Fat? Butt ugly?

There is no reason an average guy with average everything can't find something if he's trying at all. You go out twice a week every week for a year, you will score at least once a month, If, ya just smile, be nice.

Women simple adore a dancer, if you can dance you have the golden key that unlocks the door. Be clean, smile, smell good and dance. Bingo!!!!

Oh yeah, shoes. Spend some $$$$$$ and shine, look sharpe.

Listen, listen and listen, women love a listener.

[benefactor]

chirp chirp

[Ghazi]

well fellas my confidence is low these days.. I feel anxious to even ask girls out.. Fellas, the big sand nig needs some help.

[SpursforSix]

well fellas my confidence is low these days.. I feel anxious to even ask girls out.. Fellas, the big sand nig needs some help.

Man up. Just go out and get laid. Lower your expectations. Maybe start with some old desperate gay dude. Maybe at a nursing home. Get that first lay under your belt and some confidence. Then maybe go after a cute re ed person or black granny.

[Ghazi]

[Gummi Clutch]

[Quadzilla99]

Humor me with an experiment. Close your eyes if you will. You're a 25 year old chick at a bar. A young man approaches you. He's friendly if a bit awkward. He buys you a drink and you engage in conversation with him. It's unforced and you often find yourself giggling at his jokes. One thing leads to another and you find yourself attracted to him. He asks if you would like to come to his place. Your baby shooter begins to tingle as you think of the possibilities. You say, "YES". You get to his apartment building and are walking up the stairs but you can't see and you trip over a baby that someone left on the stairs. You tumble down three flights and hit your head on the landing. You wake up to feel him inside of you. He's grunting and panting.

Now...open your eyes.
HE'S ARMLESS. AND PROBABLY MUSLIM.

Satisfied?

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

[DMC]

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

don't you have the braille app?

[Ghazi]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via pros ute

[SpursforSix]

How am I supposed to close my eyes and read your post?

hmmm...I hadn't thought of that. Ok...print it out and then have someone read it to you while your eyes are closed.

[I. Hustle]

Are we taking bets on how long before he goes full ?

[Avante]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via pros ute

Do you put in the time, are you out there? There is noway in any average guy can't find a Miss Tonight if he's seriously looking. There are just too many lonely women out there looking for a listener.

Take a month, and hit the bars every Fri/Sat night. If you can't find Miss Tonight in 4 weeks it's something about stink/fat/too short/ugly/bad teeth.

[clambake]

do what he did.

[Ghazi]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

[SpursforSix]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

When you lsck expossurr, do they seem to like it? Maybe it turns them off.

[The Gemini Method]

Just bust the slump.

[Avante]

Im not a bad looking dude.. I just lsck exposurr and a social network.. Im a little on the shy / quiet side though tbh

Quiet/shy will not work unless you work with women who get you. You must put yourself out there and get up and do something. Thinking it works any other way is naive.

Women ADORE, FALL IN LOVE, WANT TO GOBBLE UP a man who simply listens. They love to yaketyyakyakyak.....and need someone to....I know, really?, wow! You will be rewarded for giving them that very very important ...listener.

It's so easy, it really is.

[I. Hustle]

When you lsck expossurr, do they seem to like it? Maybe it turns them off.

I tried to lsck expossurr once but I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

[SpursforSix]

I tried to lsck expossurr once but I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

You'll know if you're doing it right. Trust me. Sheesh...rookies.

[Chris]

She's only seventeeeeeeeen...SEVENTEEN!

[Ghazi]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.. fellas I feel like Jacob1983 right now

[SpursforSix]

lacking in exposure.. I dont have any female friends and very few friends in general.. fellas I feel like Jacob1983 right now

No offense meant by the following but have you thought that you might be gay?

[Ghazi]

its crossed my mind

[mavsfan1000]

Sadly, the drought will probably be broken via pros ute

You're going to be hating life for different reasons then. Just fap away.