Avante

[SquawkinHawkBigCock]

Avante, do you prefer 21 Savage or Kodak Black, tbh?

[Avante]

A car full of little brown heads pulled up next to me at a red light. The arm hanging out the window was just a number of tats. The music was LOUD, some rap bull . I thought to myself...I bet none of those little s have ever listened to anything else and how sad that was. No depth at all.

I don't stay in the same mood, sometimes it must be Art Tatum, Billie Holliday, Lena Horne. Other times The Gap Band, Prince, Ohio Players, while other times that kicker sound and Willie, Waylon and Merle. Then sometimes it has to be Muddy, Lightnin', Sonny Boy and the Wolf.

How can anyone can just zero in on one genre...??????

[Avante]

Predictions for 2017

Somebody will try and kill Trump.

Tom Brady wins another Superbowl.

Blake, johnsmith, clambake will continue to make Avante their thing to do here. Notice how all three are huge do nothings?

We will have another terrorist attack similiar to 911.

Packer Jeff Janis will make a big play in the NFC le game.

People will start to realize just how cool Obama was.

Some football annoucer will say..."he has world class speed"...about USC's/turning pro Adoree Jackson, trust me, he doesn't.

Black men will continue to bail on their kids.

Rappers will still think everyone is some 15 year old black street thug, with no father in the home.

[clambake]

you refused his challenge, therefore your football takes have been neutered.

[Avante]

you refused his challenge, therefore your football takes have been neutered.

You have no idea what is even going on do you?

[Avante]

Cop is at the red light across from me, I don't have my seat belt on. He's looking right at me as I try to sneak into it, it's not working.... ~~~ So when the lights turns green I haven no doubts he's going to flip around and............he drives right by gives a little grin and shakes his finger, ya know....bad bad boy.

There really is a God.

[I. Hustle]

Cop is at the red light across from me, I don't have my seat belt on. He's looking right at me as I try to sneak into it, it's not working.... ~~~ So when the lights turns green I haven no doubts he's going to flip around and............he drives right by gives a little grin and shakes his finger, ya know....bad bad boy.

There really is a God.

You left out the part where you blew him to get out of a ticket.

[Avante]

You left out the part where you blew him to get out of a ticket.

Why this overwelming need to show everyone just how totally stupid you are on a dailey basis?

You might be a sucker got, I'm not.

[I. Hustle]

Why this overwelming need to show everyone just how totally stupid you are on a dailey basis?

You might be a sucker got, I'm not.

Why this overwhelming need to try and convince people that yep... you aren't a pedo?

[Avante]

Why this overwhelming need to try and convince people that yep... you aren't a pedo?

We are talking about you being a stupid sucker. How many s have you sucked got?

[benefactor]

chirp chirp
cluck cluck

[I. Hustle]

We are talking about you being a stupid sucker. How many s have you sucked got?

LOL I forgot that I even posted something on here.

If you are trying to get some kind of visual off of a description from some gay guy you are barking up the wrong tree. I am pretty sure there are plenty of gay guys that you could live vicariously through but I'm not one of them.

You should probably just look up some gay porn if that interests you.

[Avante]

LOL I forgot that I even posted something on here.

If you are trying to get some kind of visual off of a description from some gay guy you are barking up the wrong tree. I am pretty sure there are plenty of gay guys that you could live vicariously through but I'm not one of them.

You should probably just look up some gay porn if that interests you.

Dude, answer the question ok?

When did you know you were attracted to males? Stop the tap dance bull , ok?

[I. Hustle]

Dude, answer the question ok?

When did you know you were attracted to males? Stop the tap dance bull , ok?

Again, if you need help coming out, I am pretty sure there are plenty of people that can help you out.

Are you having a hard time controlling little Avante when you are around dudes that you think are hot? What seems to be the issue? I am no expert but I think if you talk about it you might get some sort of relief out of it.

I really want to encourage you when it comes to this because it might take your mind off of little kids.

[Avante]

Again, if you need help coming out, I am pretty sure there are plenty of people that can help you out.

Are you having a hard time controlling little Avante when you are around dudes that you think are hot? What seems to be the issue? I am no expert but I think if you talk about it you might get some sort of relief out of it.

I really want to encourage you when it comes to this because it might take your mind off of little kids.

Dude, we are talking about you, ok? Now stop trying to run from the truth, ok? How long have you been attracted to men, ANSWER THE ING QUESTION, ok ya little ?

suckers with an at ude, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~

[I. Hustle]

Dude, we are talking about you, ok? Now stop trying to run from the truth, ok? How long have you been attracted to men, ANSWER THE ING QUESTION, ok ya little ?

suckers with an at ude, sheesh~~~~~~~~~~~

Maybe guys aren't into you because you are too aggressive. Try toning it down some when you want them to talk about gobbling cawks.

Just a suggestion.

I know that they try to act like women sometimes and women like a smooth talker. Not someone that is going to shout at them asking how much pole they've smoked.

[Avante]

Maybe guys aren't into you because you are too aggressive. Try toning it down some when you want them to talk about gobbling cawks.

Just a suggestion.

I know that they try to act like women sometimes and women like a smooth talker. Not someone that is going to shout at them asking how much pole they've smoked.

Dude, are you capable of just answering questions asked you? Now look out at the crowd reading this and tell all of us how long have you been a sucker, ok? Nobody gives a about all that boring ass stuff ya keep running, ok?

Answer the question ya little , ok? What did dad say when he found out you sucked , well?

[ViceCity86]

A car full of little brown heads pulled up next to me at a red light. The arm hanging out the window was just a number of tats. The music was LOUD, some rap bull . I thought to myself...I bet none of those little s have ever listened to anything else and how sad that was. No depth at all.

I don't stay in the same mood, sometimes it must be Art Tatum, Billie Holliday, Lena Horne. Other times The Gap Band, Prince, Ohio Players, while other times that kicker sound and Willie, Waylon and Merle. Then sometimes it has to be Muddy, Lightnin', Sonny Boy and the Wolf.

How can anyone can just zero in on one genre...??????

Black music has sucked for 30 plus years. No melody or harmony and a slow dull rhythm, basically elevator music. Once the Black bands went out of style, I gave up on it.

[Avante]

Black music has sucked for 30 plus years. No melody or harmony and a slow dull rhythm, basically elevator music. Once the Black bands went out of style, I gave up on it.

I;ve spent the last 30 years listening to them primitive blues, The Miils Bros, The Ink Spots, those I mentioned above. That sound is as good as it gets when I'm in a black music mood. I also gotta have kicker, rock, alternative, all about mood.

You'd want to mix some Lee Dorsey, Wilson Pickett, early Al Green with James Carr.




But, this was the mood I was in.

[Avante]

When I listen to some hick from them hills back in the 20's singing about murdering Pretty Polly, it's as if I'm off in some other world, it's that alien.

B.F.Sheldon only sang about violence, hmmmm?

[Mitch]

When I listen to some hick from them hills back in the 20's singing about murdering Pretty Polly, it's as if I'm off in some other world, it's that alien.

B.F.Sheldon only sang about violence, hmmmm?

'Sup Avante, ran across a good funk-rock tune - watya think
https://soundcloud.com/goodoakrecord...ssy-black-carl

[Avante]

It's not working, so give me the name of the tune and the artist, I like your taste in music, ah....so far.

[Gummi Clutch]

the troll behind avante is the single biggest no life loser on the internet. Christ...the time someone has to invest for that...

[Avante]

the troll behind avante is the single biggest no life loser on the internet. Christ...the time someone has to invest for that...

You could do it, all you'd need is an Avante Starter Kit.

It comes with...

6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel
magic dimples
hung like an Arkansas mule
total and complete knowledge of...

prewar blues
postwar blues
origins of Rock, Funk, Hip Hop, Soul, Reggae, Jazz, Big Band, R&B, Folk, Bluegrass, Country.
too smart to listen to suck ass rap and punk
sprinting
hurdling
long jump
boxing
rasslin'
Islam
the black experience
how to please any woman
high school football
all levels of college football
NFL
CFL
AFL
AAFC
boby building
movies
TRIVIA
10,000 books
7,000 CD's
5000 tapes

Yep, after a few months training you could also have everyone following you around and humping your leg.

So there is hope.

Oh yeah, and a poet who does a mean James Brown impersonation.

[Avante]

"Trailer Park"

I was sitting at the bar
nursing a Singapore Sling
when in walked a tall blond
without a wedding ring

she sat down
at the other end
I gave a little wave
she gave a little grin

Somebody finsh this for me, ok?