Patriots Fan Problems

[monosylab1k]

Pats fans, list your most annoying things about being a Pats fan here.

1. it's so hard having to be stressed out while watching my team in the Super Bowl every other year could they please just blow a team out for once

[monosylab1k]

2. all my 4x Super Bowl Champions gear is out of date after only two years

[Raven]

offseasons are the worst.

[monosylab1k]

3. People can't figure out if Brady is just the greatest QB ever or if he's also the greatest football player period such a tough debate

[Will Hunting]

watching the 2004 superbowl on NFL network right now
Law and Poole on IR but the secondary still played at an elite level
Deion Branch looking like a future HOFer with Tom Terrific throwing him dimes

[lefty20]

Must suck having to constantly worry about when the next cheating scandal is gonna come out.

[Clipper Nation]

"Just because the price tag is still hanging off the brand new Brady jersey that I bought this week doesn't mean everyone has to call me a bandwagoner!"

"Drew Bledsoe? Isn't he the Suns' point guard?"

[monosylab1k]

so hard to keep track of all the Super Bowls & AFC Championship game appearances there's so many that they all kinda blend together in my mind

[monosylab1k]

so many fanbases that hate us for whipping their asses non-stop, I can't figure out who hates us the most! Jets? Bills? Steelers? Colts? Ravens? Chargers? Dolphins? Raiders? Texans? Jaguars?

[monosylab1k]

only beat Houston by 18 points in the playoffs, top 5 worst Brady performance ever!

[Clipper Nation]

"Even though we won, I still can't get all this sand out of my vagina!"

[Will Hunting]

"Even though we won, I still can't get all this sand out of my vagina!"

of all the responses you could have, you chose a sandy vagina joke

[monosylab1k]

so many AFC East Champs t-shirts piling up in my house! What do I do with them all????

[monosylab1k]

of all the responses you could have, you chose a sandy vagina joke

haters have been so salty for so long that they can't even think up decent ways to make fun of us anymore!

[monosylab1k]

Brady is playing for so long that we have to trade our elite level backup QB for a high draft pick! Then in 2 years we gotta do it again probably

[Will Hunting]

The 2014 SB is on NFL network right now and I seriously do miss Jamie Collins and Darrell Revis

[monosylab1k]

The 2014 SB is on NFL network right now and I seriously do miss Jamie Collins and Darrell Revis

Revis only stuck around for one year and one le We let the Jets overpay for him as he got past his prime instead of keeping him now we're stuck with almost as good but not quite Malcolm Butler

we could have won the Super Bowl in regulation instead of OT if Jamie Collins was still around to shut down all of Atlantas sweeps/screens to Freeman

[Will Hunting]

Also struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter

[Will Hunting]

Revis only stuck around for one year and one le We let the Jets overpay for him as he got past his prime instead of keeping him now we're stuck with almost as good but not quite Malcolm Butler

gonna have the same issue with Logan Ryan
will be really hard to replace a #2 corner who gets shredded without safety help over the top

[monosylab1k]

Brady didn't stick it to Goodell hard enough during the trophy presentation Brady's just too classy for his own good

[monosylab1k]

we could have 7 rings in 15 years, but we only have 5 so tough knowing that

[Clipper Nation]

Also struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter

The Struggle Krew insisted he had a "damn good game" at the time, though

[Will Hunting]

The Struggle Krew insisted he had a "damn good game" at the time, though

Rewatching the game just makes the decision to throw seem that much more re ed

[Will Hunting]

we could have 7 rings in 15 years, but we only have 5 so tough knowing that

could have even been more than that...if they don't cheap out on Deion Branch in 2006, they probably survive against Indy (especially since they lost largely due to a re ed Reche Caldwell drop) and god knows they would have beaten Grssmn in the superbowl

[Mark Celibate]

Also struggle Wilson.....he didn't have a completed pass in this game until midway through the 2nd quarter

Oh yeah??? You obviously don't know football!

What he brings to the table doesn't show up in the box score! Having an all time great de....err, I mean Leadership, intangibles, veteran savvy (mono needs to break out the Donnie Nelson troll IMO)...you wouldn't understand! Perennial MVP candidate right there! Nevermind the fact that the concept of consistently completing a forward pass (that isn't a pick play) continues to elude him. He just has that savvy which you can't teach.. and stuff.