Lookit, stick, the Mighty Boston Celtics are taking a classic page outta the Legendary 2004 Red Sox playbook. And of course they're drawing fahkin wicked good inspiration from Tommy O'Brady and the Mighty New England Patriots. These days, it's not enough to just fahkin crush a team. You gotta reach up in them and rip out their souls through their own ass holes. You gotta go down big before you fahkin rise up and win. The fahkin genius of Brady O'Stevens to do it this way. They don't wanna come back from a 3-1 deficit, nah, this team will throw Game 3 and be the first 3-0 comeback in fahkin basketball history. So go fahk yourself, you . If you don't like it, meet me in Southie and we'll settle this like gentleman. I'll buy you a Sam Adams, then slam your head through a plate glass window while I tickle your asshole and kick you in the fahkin stomach. Come at me, bro!