The way-too-early NFL predictions...

[DD]

...cause I'm bored. Final regular season standings:

AFC East:

1. New England Patriots
2. Miami Dolphins
3. Buffalo Bills
4. New York Jets

AFC North:

1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Pittsburgh Steelers*
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South:

1. Houston Texans
2. Tennessee ans*
3. Indianapolis Colts
4. Jacksonville Jaguars

AFC West:

1. Denver Broncos
2. Kansas City Chiefs
3. Oakland Raiders
4. Los Angeles Chargers

NFC East:

1. New York Giants
2. Dallas Cowboys*
3. Philadelphia Eagles
4. Washington Redskins

NFC Norris:

1. Green Bay Packers
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Detroit Lions
4. Chicago Bears

NFC South:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2. Atlanta Falcons*
3. New Orleans Saints
4. Carolina Panthers

NFC West:

1. Seattle Seahawks
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. San Francisco 49ers
4. Los Angeles Rams

[The Gemini Method]

Seems legit. I would have the Raiders winning the AFC West. What do the asterisks mean?

AFC East:

1. New England Patriots
2. Miami Dolphins
3. Buffalo Bills
4. New York Jets

AFC North:

1. Pittsburgh Steelers*
2. Baltimore Ravens
3. Cincinnati Bengals
4. Cleveland Browns

AFC South:

1. Tennessee ans*
2. Indianapolis Colts
3. Houston Texans
4. Jacksonville Jaguars

AFC West:

1. Oakland/Vegas Raiders
2. Denver Broncos
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Los Angeles Chargers

NFC East:

1. New York Giants
2. Dallas Cowboys*
3. Washington Redskins
4. Philadelphia Eagles

NFC Norris:

1. Green Bay Packers
2. Minnesota Vikings
3. Detroit Lions
4. Chicago Bears

NFC South:

1. Atlanta Falcons
2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
3. Carolina Panthers
4. New Orleans Saints

NFC West:

1. Seattle Seahawks
2. Arizona Cardinals
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. San Francisco 49ers

Patriots vs. Seattle Seahawks and the Seahawks fail to run the ball from the 1 again and Richard Sherman catches a case by murdering Russell Wilson for throwing another pick to Malcolm Butler.

[monosylab1k]

AFC East:

1. Patriots
2. Bills
3. Dolphins
4. Jets

AFC North:

1. Steelers
2. Bengals
3. Ravens
4. Browns

AFC South:

1. Colts
2. Texans*
3. ans
4. Jaguars

AFC West:

1. Raiders
2. Broncos*
3. Chargers
4. Chiefs

NFC East:

1. Giants
2. Cowboys
3. Eagles
4. Redskins

NFC North:

1. Packers
2. Lions
3. Vikings
4. Bears

NFC South:

1. Bucs
2. Panthers*
3. Falcons
4. Saints

NFC West:

1. Cardinals
2. Seahawks*
3. 49ers
4. Rams

Super Bowl: Giants vs Patriots (dear god anything but this)

[spurraider21]

Seems legit. I would have the Raiders winning the AFC West. What do the asterisks mean?

wildcard

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Broncos #1 is badly incorrect, they're the worst team in the division as it stands today... aging roster, major FA losses, no legit QB until Lynch grows but that's at least a year away... they should be last place at around 7-9 this year.

Also, putting Arizona in the playoff picture, much less better than Seattle, is shooting too much dope. This isn't 2015. Their old QB is barely top-25 these days and their defense just had a free agency mass exodus (lost many of their best players, too).

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I ran all the regular season games w/reasonable predictions one-by-one and got this:


AFC East:

1. Patriots 12-4
2. Dolphins 8-8
3. Bills 3-13
4. Jets 1-15

AFC North:

1. Steelers 10-6
2. Ravens* 10-6
3. Bengals 9-7
4. Browns 3-13

AFC South:

1. ans 9-7
2. Colts 9-7
3. Jaguars 4-12
4. Texans 3-13

AFC West:

1. Raiders 11-5
2. Chiefs* 10-6
3. Chargers 9-7
4. Broncos 8-8

NFC East:

1. Cowboys 11-5
2. Giants* 11-5
3. Eagles* 11-5
4. Redskins 9-7

NFC North:

1. Packers 12-4
2. Vikings 7-9
3. Lions 6-10
4. Bears 3-13

NFC South:

1. Falcons 11-5
2. Buccaneers 11-5
3. Panthers 10-6
4. Saints 8-8

NFC West:

1. Seahawks 13-3
2. Cardinals 9-7
3. 49ers 3-13
4. Rams 2-14

Super Bowl: Cowboys @ Patriots

[Avante]

In a few days LINDY'S 2017 PRO FOOTBALL....mag hits the newsstands. They rank the teams giving all the positions a score then adding it up and we get a score for all the teams. See what they come up with vs what you guys have. Keep in mind they are in the business of knowing the game and been at it a long time.

Now before some rookie....a magazine, hahaha~~~......trust me you wouldn't make a zit on their butt if it came to knowledge of the game.

[spurraider21]

In a few days LINDY'S 2017 PRO FOOTBALL....mag hits the newsstands. They rank the teams giving all the positions a score then adding it up and we get a score for all the teams. See what they come up with vs what you guys have. Keep in mind they are in the business of knowing the game and been at it a long time.

Now before some rookie....a magazine, hahaha~~~......trust me you wouldn't make a zit on their butt if it came to knowledge of the game.

and their 2016 prediction had the Arizona Cardinals beating the Cincinnati Bengals in the superbowl

two teams that didn't even make the playoffs

[monosylab1k]

and their 2016 prediction had the Arizona Cardinals beating the Cincinnati Bengals in the superbowl

two teams that didn't even make the playoffs

[Darth_Pelican]

and their 2016 prediction had the Arizona Cardinals beating the Cincinnati Bengals in the superbowl

two teams that didn't even make the playoffs

[Clipper Nation]

and their 2016 prediction had the Arizona Cardinals beating the Cincinnati Bengals in the superbowl

two teams that didn't even make the playoffs

They also predicted a Ravens-Packers Super Bowl in both 2014 and 2015.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

and their 2016 prediction had the Arizona Cardinals beating the Cincinnati Bengals in the superbowl

two teams that didn't even make the playoffs

I had both teams missing the playoffs, you can check my predictions, they weren't too far off tbh. I had the Cards a little better than they were and the Bungles 8-8, everyone looked at me like I was stupid. As it turns out, yes I was stupid, because I had them both far better than they actually were.

Big thing I missed was the Raiders making the playoffs and the Panthers being lousy.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

They also predicted a Ravens-Packers Super Bowl in both 2014 and 2015.

green gay pukers
erin "cuck" munn dodgers
puke and piss jerseys
dilapidated old stadium
city of 30k calls themselves big enough for an NFL team
old ugly hick fanbase

[monosylab1k]

green gay pukers
erin "cuck" munn dodgers
puke and piss jerseys
dilapidated old stadium
city of 30k calls themselves big enough for an NFL team
old ugly hick fanbase

[Silver&Black]

NFC South:

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2. Atlanta Falcons*
3. New Orleans Saints
4. Carolina Panthers

My

NFC South:

1. Bucs
2. Panthers*
3. Falcons
4. Saints

My

[Will Hunting]

Dez still caught it

[Avante]

I do get a kick out of the little people, they work so hard at it, hahahaha~~~~

I am holding in my hand the 2017 Lindy's Pro Football mag. Every player on a roster has a write up. Every rookie a write up. Every team is broke down and totally disected. I'm learning things even I didn't know.....I didn't think that was possible.

It will take me about a week to add all this to my memory banks.

They rank the QB's

1.Tom Brady/Aaron Rodgers.....10
3.Big Ben/Drew Brees/Matt Ryan....9.0
7.Russell Wilson/Derek Carr/Matthew Stafford/Andrew Luck/Philip Rivers....8.5

Top Teams

1.NE 74.0
2.Dallas 72.0
3.Atlanta 71.0
4.Pitt 69.5
5.Arizona 69.0
6.Seattle 68.5
7.Oakland/TB 68.0

Those at 68.0 and above.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Can't wait to bump this

[Clipper Nation]

I do get a kick out of the little people

We know. Everyone in Olongapo knows too.

[Avante]

We know. Everyone in Olongapo knows too.

Tell us all again about how Tom Savage (who will be on the bench before Turkeyday) is the best QB in Texas.

Dude, you're an idiot.

[AlexJones]

Why the are the patriots just +275 to win the conference? These mofos are gunning for 6

[unleashbaynes]

It was a catch, damn it!

[Chris]

Superbowl
Cowboys: 77
AFC Opponent (doesn't matter): 3 (maybe 0)

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I do get a kick out of the little people, they work so hard at it, hahahaha~~~~

I am holding in my hand the 2017 Lindy's Pro Football mag. Every player on a roster has a write up. Every rookie a write up. Every team is broke down and totally disected. I'm learning things even I didn't know.....I didn't think that was possible.

It will take me about a week to add all this to my memory banks.

They rank the QB's

1.Tom Brady/Aaron Rodgers.....10
3.Big Ben/Drew Brees/Matt Ryan....9.0
7.Russell Wilson/Derek Carr/Matthew Stafford/Andrew Luck/Philip Rivers....8.5

Top Teams

1.NE 74.0
2.Dallas 72.0
3.Atlanta 71.0
4.Pitt 69.5
5.Arizona 69.0
6.Seattle 68.5
7.Oakland/TB 68.0

Those at 68.0 and above.

Luck and Rivers are too high, and Arizona is WAY too high.

Replace Arizona with GB, Luck/Rivers with Prescott/Winston and it makes sense.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

GB is done. They have absolutely no defense.