I'm Back Asking About Some Girl Advice

[DMC]

If you want to know if she's the one, shoot me her digits.

The false bravado moon cricket schtick is so you. You should keep doing it between larping sessions.

[Buddy Mignon]

The false bravado moon cricket schtick is so you. You should keep doing it between larping sessions.

What's a moon cricket?

[I. Hustle]

What's a moon cricket?

I think it's a buttplug that makes music when you fart. Just a guess though.

[lebomb]

Stop all contact, go completely casper on her.

She will go crazy and try to call/reach you.

Girls are really not to smart. They want what they cant gave. When they get it, they dont want it.


Alternate that might work as well........... call her over, talk her into letting you lick her fawtbox. Bam........ you are engaged .

[SpursforSix]

I think it's a buttplug that makes music when you fart. Just a guess though.

[SpursforSix]

So as an aside...I came across this...

https://www.amazon.com/Small-Tilapia...00EFAXFZ8?th=1
6" Small Tilapia Butt Plug
SMALL???

[SpursforSix]

LOL at this customer review...

op customer reviews

5.0 out of 5 starsSmall & Large
ByHereIamon November 11, 2015
Color: Black|Verified Purchase

This little fishy is a keeper! I love the way this toy can stretch me to get me ready for the Master Colossus Dildo!



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[UNT Eagles 2016]

Bro rule #1: don't waste your time ing around with a female who's "friends... without benefits". If she's not offering up the poontang or paying you, ditch that .

[The Gemini Method]

Things I learned in this thread: someone busted out Moon Cricket and OP should just carrying on with his day. If the broad is down to bump uglies, she'll be down. If you need to get the wee wee wet, then go the usual avenues like whatever you do.

Once saw a cab driver in Vegas fight with some white dude because he called the cab drive a Moon Cricket. Good times.

[chunticakes]

But she belong to the game. And when she's with me I let her do her thing. So what you frontin' for?

[SpursforSix]

Man...ya'll s be acting like you've already seen a tilapia butt plug.

See if I do anymore research for you in the future.

[chunticakes]

Man...ya'll s be acting like you've already seen a tilapia butt plug.

See if I do anymore research for you in the future.

I saw a cute one with a fidget spinner attachment. It'd be great for Avante and the kids, tbh..

[SpursforSix]

I saw a cute one with a fidget spinner attachment. It'd be great for Avante and the kids, tbh..

So the fidget spinner sticks out of the butt once the plug is in?

...here it is.

[SpursforSix]

Maybe we could all pitch in and make Spurs theme butt plugs.
Like they would have different Spurs players bobble heads on the end.

[chunticakes]

Maybe we could all pitch in and make Spurs theme butt plugs.
Like they would have different Spurs players bobble heads on the end.

That's actually a great idea. I want a fathead one.

[SpursforSix]

That's actually a great idea. I want a fathead one.

ooohhh. I got a better idea. Put a different head on each end. So maybe Anderson on one end and Parker on the other.
So once the Parker head was too small, you could flip it around and use the Anderson head.
It would also allow for double butt plugging with a lover.
"hey...you got Kyle Anderson last time. Ith my turn"