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Damn.Women aren't required for doublehandjobball, they take care of those needs themselves
Doublehandjobball crew just can't stop taking Ls.
Women aren't required for doublehandjobball, they take care of those needs themselves
Damn.Women aren't required for doublehandjobball, they take care of those needs themselves
Doublehandjobball crew just can't stop taking Ls.
I really need to teach the TicTacTrot crew how to troll.
When you find something troll worthy, you have to first make sure that there is no equivalent example in the thing you're arguing for. A quick google search shows that an ex-Belgian soccer player became a gay porn star. A Japanese soccer player also made a gay porn.
But there is no equivalent baseball example of the double handjob video. It can't be beat. It's over.
They're just so awful at trolling. The double handjob pic was unleashed on ST. What did they do?....They went back to the basics. Look at this fat kid swinging a baseball bat. Really???? You're gonna counter the most epic trolling in this feud with a video of a fat kid swinging a bat??
Remember the circle jerk (
You know my stance on this Mid....I despise both sports. Yet, I like to think that my hatred of both sports makes me somewhat of an ideal candidate to judge who is winning this debate. I thought the coach digging in his butthole and smelling it was bad, but it got much worse. This DoubleHandJob pic is the end of the feud. It's over. Beisbol wins.
They're just so awful at trolling. The double handjob pic was unleashed on ST. What did they do?....They went back to the basics. Look at this fat kid swinging a baseball bat. Really???? You're gonna counter the most epic trolling in this feud with a video of a fat kid swinging a bat??
Remember the circle jerk (
You know my stance on this Mid....I despise both sports. Yet, I like to think that my hatred of both sports makes me somewhat of an ideal candidate to judge who is winning this debate. I thought the coach digging in his butthole and smelling it was bad, but it got much worse. This DoubleHandJob pic is the end of the feud. It's over. Beisbol wins.
I also remember CN shutting Apa down when Apa posted about baseball catchers ting on the field or something (never happened. He tried to make a joke about catchers looking like they're taking a ). Then CN countered in 2 seconds with a video of a soccer player actually ting himself in a game
Yeah. I don't know where they go from here. They can try to dig up lockerroom hazing stories in baseball, but they happen in ALL sports. They're gonna need a video of Mike Trout jerking off Pujols or something. It's over.
Not MLB but other professional league.
Here's one I read recently https://www.thestar.com/sports/baseb...ll-league.html
also here's another one from the US http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor...t_time_in.html
and there is more.
Now the question to ask is, find a woman joining a men's hockey league or a basketball league or a soccer league. And please let it be a respectful league, not a company after-work league or some indoor soccer league (not the same rules as actual soccer) or anything of that sort. I'm curious to see.
Here is one more: https://breakingmuscle.com/fitness/t...s-pro-baseball
And there is more.
Last edited by webshad; 07-30-2017 at 12:33 AM.
I know about all those players. See, here's where the soccer fan's bias and ignorance of sporting history show up, just like you thought failed athletes gravitate toward baseball as a second career more so than other sports (which is wrong).
First of all, those women don't play in "respectable" leagues. Those are independent baseball leagues which are glorified beer leagues. Ila Borders is probably the most famous (or the Japanese pitcher). Here's her stats:
https://www.baseball-reference.com/r...d=border001ila
Nearly a 7.00 ERA and 0-53 batting. She was obviously way overrmatched. And keep in mind Indy leagues are about 50,000 years away from the majors. No stats on Tiffany Brooks. And the Japanese player had like a 6.00 ERA, and she is often regarded as the greatest female pitcher in the history of baseball.
Hockey?
The NHL actually drafted a female goalie. She was the first female to be drafted by a North American sports league (and still the only). She played preseason games with the Tampa Bay Lighting and had a 5 year minor league career.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manon_Rh%C3%A9aume
Basketball?
Ann Meyers signed a 50K contract with the Pacers and got to try out for the team. Didn't make it, but she was good enough to get looked over other male prospects.
Football?
There's a few girls in college playing kicker, which is actually one of the most important positions in the game.
Soccer? FIFA bans women from play, but clubs have went after women before until FIFA stepped in:
"In 2004 Maribel Dominguez agreed a two-year deal to play for Celaya, a second-division men’s Mexican club. Days later FIFA blocked her transfer, stating that “there must be a clear separation between men’s and women’s football” and observing that this transfer would contravene current rules."
You'll probably
Same thing.
Last edited by midnightpulp; 07-30-2017 at 12:44 AM.
All those girls you mentioned didn't actually play a single game. Preseason exhibition and tryouts, really?
I know about all those players. See, here's where the soccer fan's bias and ignorance of sporting history show up, just like you thought failed athletes gravitate toward baseball as a second career more so than other sports (which is wrong).
First of all, those women don't play in "respectable" leagues. Those are independent baseball leagues which are glorified beer leagues. Ila Borders is probably the most famous (or the Japanese pitcher). Here's her stats:
https://www.baseball-reference.com/r...d=border001ila
Nearly a 7.00 ERA and 0-53 batting. She was obviously way overrmatched. And keep in mind Indy leagues are about 50,000 years away from the majors. No stats on Tiffany Brooks. And the Japanese player had like a 6.00 ERA, and she is often regarded as the greatest female pitcher in the history of baseball.
Hockey?
The NHL actually drafted a female goalie. She was the first female to be drafted by a North American sports league (and still the only). She played preseason games with the Tampa Bay Lighting and had a 5 year minor league career.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manon_Rh%C3%A9aume
Basketball?
Ann Meyers signed a 50K contract with the Pacers and got to try out for the team. Didn't make it, but she was good enough to get looked over other male prospects.
Football?
There's a few girls in college playing kicker, which is actually one of the most important positions in the game.
Soccer? FIFA bans women from play, but clubs have went after women before until FIFA stepped in:
"In 2004 Maribel Dominguez agreed a two-year deal to play for Celaya, a second-division men’s Mexican club. Days later FIFA blocked her transfer, stating that “there must be a clear separation between men’s and women’s football” and observing that this transfer would contravene current rules."
You'll probably
Same thing.
All of this is no less true for Tiffany Brooks who is a professional baseball player. She became the first female baseball pitcher in the 21st century to sign a contract with a professional American men’s baseball team when she signed with the Big Bend Cowboys of the Continental Baseball League on March 4, 2010. After successfully completing spring training in 2010 in Alpine, Texas, Brooks became the first female to make an American men’s professional baseball opening day roster since Ila Borders in 2000. <-- this is just embarrassing for the "sport" of baseball
Are you goddamn re ed?
Marion Rheume played 24 games in the hockey minor leagues (with actual affiliated clubs. In fact, most of her career was spent in the IHL, which was one step down from the NHL. Try in' reading the links I give you).
"In 1992, she was signed by the Atlanta Knights of the International Hockey League (IHL). Her first appearance against the Salt Lake Golden Eagles marked the first time a woman appeared in a regular season professional game...and appeared in a total of 24 games. "
She's actually the furthest a woman has gotten in any major sport. So I guess hockey is a joke sport now?
Lookie here, a women goalie posted a shutout in a men's "professional" league.
https://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/s...ns-pro-hockey/
And other thing, you dolts read "professional" and automatically think since it's professional, it's a quality league. There's countless "professional" baseball, hockey, and basketball leagues that aren't worth a . I can found a league, pay each player 1.00 per month, and it would be considered "professional."
You can humbly take your L now.
Dude, read your own link properly. lol
In 1992, Rhéaume signed a contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning of the NHL, appearing in preseason exhibition games in 1992 and 1993.
In 1992, she tried out for the Tampa Bay Lightning, and was signed as a free agent. This was the first time a woman tried out for an NHL team. She played one period in an >>> exhibition game <<<< against the St. Louis Blues, allowing two goals, and played in >>>> another exhibition game <<< against the Boston Bruins in 1993. Now, hush about her. She is crossed out. Next.
Also I see something common about these women, for some reason they only play goalie, surely there is a reason for that, I think we both know.
Now you mention Ann Meyers, she hasn't actually played a single game, so scratch that one.
What else you got? Curious to see. And yes I read your link and wasn't impressed.
You're really going to keep digging a hole for yourself, aren't you?
Do you understand that minor leagues are considered professional leagues? And that the goalie in question played 24 games at that level, i.e., meaning she played professional men's hockey. And she played it at a higher level (with actual affiliated clubs) than the baseball examples you're giving. In fact, she was the best goalie on her team one season.
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/l...000871994.html
Professional doesn't equal highest league. If you thought that, you wouldn't be posting examples from independent baseball leagues, which are a in' joke.
And
Why are you "not impressed" with the other link? Clear example of a woman performing well in a men's "professional" league. Yeah, you're not impressed because it blows up your little troll job.
It's also funny you dismiss the Ann Meyers example. She was paid 50K in 1980s dollars. The Pacers obviously saw something or wouldn't have taken the risk. The publicity stunt angle doesn't work since she never suited up. No baseball club has ever given a woman a 50K contract.
Pro football?
Here you go:
Get it through your brain that these bargain basement "professional" leagues will often sign women for a publicity stunt.
No, I don't mind the league as long as it is respectable. The reason they play goalie is that in hockey it's 0 contact with the goalie. So Rheaume and Szabados can only play that position, that's it. I'm sure some women can play soccer goalie and football kicker as well. However, in baseball these women can play all position, beside it is 0 contact and just standing up, but I'm surprised Tiffany Brook played the toughest baseball position i.e. pitcher.You're really going to keep digging a hole for yourself, aren't you?
Do you understand that minor leagues are considered professional leagues? And that the goalie in question played 24 games at that level, i.e., meaning she played professional men's hockey. And she played it at a higher level (with actual affiliated clubs) than the baseball examples you're giving. In fact, she was the best goalie on her team one season.
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/l...000871994.html
Professional doesn't equal highest league. If you thought that, you wouldn't be posting examples from independent baseball leagues, which are a in' joke.
And
Why are you "not impressed" with the other link? Clear example of a woman performing well in a men's "professional" league. Yeah, you're not impressed because it blows up your little troll job.
It's also funny you dismiss the Ann Meyers example. She was paid 50K in 1980s dollars. The Pacers obviously saw something or wouldn't have taken the risk. The publicity stunt angle doesn't work since she never suited up. No baseball club has ever given a woman a 50K contract.
Pro football?
Here you go:
Get it through your brain that these bargain basement "professional" leagues will often sign women for a publicity stunt.
Do you have any record for a woman playing hockey as a forward? I'm curious to see if the men will actually cross check her etc.
P.S. Midnight, read the comments of the video you posted, lol, free press and negative yard lol. Good find.
A hockey goalie faces 50-60 shots per game, many coming at over 100mph. They need cat like reflexes and godly hand-eye coordination. Women can't play "ALL" positions in baseball. Do you understand a good hitter in baseball needs the strength to generate exit velocities of over 100mph? That every fielding position requires arm strength of, at the very least, 85mph. The fastest a woman can throw a baseball is about 80mph. And all positions aside from the first basemen and catcher demand 60 yard dash times of about 7.00 seconds. Find me a 200lb woman who can run that? (You might dig up a world class sprinter, but a 110lb female sprinter has no chance at hitting the ball hard).
Those examples you posted are publicity stunts. Nothing more. Look up the stats. All those women have ERAs in the 7s, with only a a few games played. And your favorite Tiffany Brookes has zero recorded games. Publicity stunt.
Here you go:
And she played a game, actually recording an assist.Angela Ruggiero | Angela Ruggiero was the first woman non-goalie to play professional men’s hockey in North America, playing with the Tulsa Oilers alongside her brother, Bill, according to Women's Sports Foundation. She also was the first female defenseman in the Central Hockey League,
And yes, she was a publicity stunt, as are all these examples aside from maybe Rheaume, who seemed to hold her own.
Obviously, you don't know hockey when saying crap like 50-60 shots per game LOL. 33 is more than excellent in hockey. Cat like reflexes are required in combat sports also but you don't see these women mixing it up with men, hence goalie is the only position they can play. However in baseball Tiffany played the toughest of all position that is the pitcher who plays every 4 days because it is the most demanding.
A hockey goalie faces 50-60 shots per game, many coming at over 100mph. They need cat like reflexes and godly hand-eye coordination. Women can't play "ALL" positions in baseball. Do you understand a good hitter in baseball needs the strength to generate exit velocities of over 100mph? That every fielding position requires arm strength of, at the very least, 85mph. The fastest a woman can throw a baseball is about 80mph. And all positions aside from the first basemen and catcher demand 60 yard dash times of about 7.00 seconds. Find me a 200lb woman who can run that? (You might dig up a world class sprinter, but a 110lb female sprinter has no chance at hitting the ball hard).
Those examples you posted are publicity stunts. Nothing more. Look up the stats. All those women have ERAs in the 7s, with only a a few games played. And your favorite Tiffany Brookes has zero recorded games. Publicity stunt.
Here you go:
And she played a game, actually recording an assist.
And yes, she was a publicity stunt, as are all these examples aside from maybe Rheaume, who seemed to hold her own.
Sidenote: Pingpong also requires cat like reflexes, lool hahaha, I'm sure you would love it as a sport since you're into "cat like reflexes".
Now sir, be a good boy and take your L or bring me a woman that actually played forward in a men's hockey league.
I do agree that they used these women are used for publicity stunt as in real contact sports, these women would have got destroyed, unlike baseball where these women actually played the toughest postion.
And why the silly logic of "if a woman can compete, it's not a real sport?"
Many sport scientists believe women are about 10% less athletic than men on average:
There's nothing biological that would prevent a genetic freak of a woman with the skills to match from competing with men at lower professional levels, like independent league baseball, soccer, hockey, basketball, etc, which, as I said, are glorified beer leagues with washed up players and weekend warriors. No woman will ever legitimately make it the top pro leagues, but the best women can certainly hold their own vs. washups and maybe the lower divisions in college.Running. Swimming. Rowing. Kayaking. Short distance, long distance. Accomplished in teams or attempted alone.These are such diverse events, requiring different parts of the body and diverse types of talent. And yet they all share something: Their women's speed world records are all about 90 percent of their men's speed world records, in both short, middle and long distances.
In kayak racing -- played solo or in teams of 2 or 4; at distances of 200m, 500m or 1000m -- the mean ratio between women's and men's records was .88. In track cycling, at short or endurance distances, women's records were 88 percent of men's.
Being re ed again?
Your lover Tiffany DIDN'T play. No recorded game.
The other women got in' hammered and played less than 25 games COMBINED. Less than the amount of games Manon Rheaume played by herself. They were a publicity stunt. They got hammered just like that female running back got hammered. They had a negative impact on the game. And again, you're referencing beer leagues. They aren't "respectable" leagues.Although Brooks did not take the field in any game,
Andmoving the goalposts. "Show me a forward
." So a defensemen isn't a contact position now? Yeah, that chick playing a non-goalie position further wrecks your troll job.
You can shut up now and take your L.
About a half-point average per game. Not bad.In 2003, Wickenheiser (CENTRE) became the first woman to score a goal playing in a men's professional league(for HC Salamat in Mestis, Finland's second-division league). Over the course of the season, Wickenheiser played 23 games, scoring 2 goals and adding 10 assists
Hockey a joke sport now?
I don't disagree with you.
Just I keep seeing women playing as pitchers over and over again even this week I saw it on Yahoo news a Japanese girl or somewhat playing as a pitcher agaisnt men.
In general, where speed and contact are involved I doubt any women can actually compete with men.
Tiffany actually signed a contract and was not signed as a free agent which means she was better than the baseball "men".Being re ed again?
Your lover Tiffany DIDN'T play. No recorded game.
The other women got in' hammered and played less than 25 games COMBINED. Less than the amount of games Manon Rheaume played by herself. They were a publicity stunt. They got hammered just like that female running back got hammered. They had a negative impact on the game. And again, you're referencing beer leagues. They aren't "respectable" leagues.
And
You can shut up now and take your L.
About a half-point average per game. Not bad.
Hockey a joke sport now?
Yeah, publicity stunts can generate money.Tiffany actually signed a contract and was not signed as a free agent which means she was better than the baseball "men".
And are you this stupid? Do you not think Manon and Wickenheiser signed contracts? What? They played for free for 5 years?
Just take the L. Women being able to "kind of" hold their own with men happens in all sports. It would happen in soccer too if FIFA allowed it. You just focus on baseball out of your hated, probably due to the fact you were terrible and struck out every time.
No you don't. You selectively dug up the few examples, all of which really didn't "compete" at all. They got destroyed.
Wickenheiser example disagrees with you. She had a respectable .52PPG average in the 2nd highest league in Finland, which is chock full of hockey talent. Way higher in comparison than some indy beer league you're referencing.
So is hockey not a real sport now?
Last edited by midnightpulp; 07-30-2017 at 03:16 AM.
Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right?
Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha
"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.
You're spinning now. And yes, publicity stunts can sign contracts. See. It works like this: Owner thinks publicity stunt player will generate X amount of revenue over a game/season, so he signs player. Furthermore, you keep wanting examples of "respectable leagues." Again, the leagues that signed those women aren't "respectable." Independent baseball leagues are known to trade players for turkeys, trade players for baseball bats, sign 60 year old former MLB players, sign washed up players from other sports (i.e. Tracy McGrady), etc. They're basically a carnival. Here's a field from a "professional" indy league.Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right?
Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha
"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.
And why focused on contracts? Does your dumb little brain understand those hockey players signed contracts, too. And Ann Meyers signed the biggest contract ever offered by a men's team to a woman.
Hockey is about 1000 times more physical than doublehandjobball, and that chick had no problem competing. Looking right now, she even had 7 points (in 12 games) during the playoffs. Actually raised her game.
Funny how you keep ignoring that troubling little fact (Woman center in men's pro hockey competing).
Take your L, like soccer players take handjobs from other men in the showers.
Last edited by midnightpulp; 07-30-2017 at 04:12 AM.
here is a real image from a beisball prospect convention tbh:
- this kid working his throwing arm right here tbh, he is going to hit a fastball with the best of 'em tbh, you just see the muscle mass on that arm tbh, that's a 20 inch arm on 10 year old
- also note his exceptional hand eye coordination, a staple of pro baseball.
- also working his upper body strength to be able to catch those fastballs. See these deltoids on that wide chest ? you know this boy is hitting the gym HARD tbh.
- working on neck strength too tbh, gotta be prepared when a fast traveling projectile hits you in the neck
- almost looks like a bodybuilder tbh
- the true american sponsors getting some air time, showing you what you need to eat to go pro, none of that home cooked low protein pussy stuff
That actually looks like a fat kid at McDonalds.here is a real image from a beisball prospect convention tbh:
- this kid working his throwing arm right here tbh, he is going to hit a fastball with the best of 'em tbh, you just see the muscle mass on that arm tbh, that's a 20 inch arm on 10 year old
- also note his exceptional hand eye coordination, a staple of pro baseball.
- also working his upper body strength to be able to catch those fastballs. See these deltoids on that wide chest ? you know this boy is hitting the gym HARD tbh.
- working on neck strength too tbh, gotta be prepared when a fast traveling projectile hits you in the neck
- almost looks like a bodybuilder tbh
- the true american sponsors getting some air time, showing you what you need to eat to go pro, none of that home cooked low protein pussy stuff
But here's a real image from a soccer game:
Or they could have learned how to suck in the bathroom by watching their teammates.Yes "publicity stunts" when signing an actual contract, let's talking about moving the goal post, right?
Female playing the toughest position in baseball, says a lot about the "sport". haha
"If" FIFA allowed it, someone of these girls would have gotten majorly damaged from savage defencemen. However, in baseball these girls can work on their tan without being harassed.
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