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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    I was just fishing today and some Eminem dude noticed I was wearing Kawhi shirts and started chit chatting. We started talking ball..Told him I love bball but clearly bball doesn' like me. Too short for the actual game i told him.

    He told me I wasn't short, and he asked "what are you like 5'10?..I'm 5'9 and got no problems playing"..

    I'm like , I am at least two inches taller than you and I am 5'8..not 5'10.

    Dude was probably like 5'5 and wearing three inch boots and was still shorter.

    Smdh. As a guy under 5'10, these other smaller dudes really give us shorter dudes a bad name.

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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    Just embrace the under 5'10 bros..

    Seriously a three inch boots in scorching hot summer. .

    Wear some damn flip flops.

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    Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda ty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it

    Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though

    If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses

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    Klaw apalisoc_9's Avatar
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    Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda ty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it

    Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though

    If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses
    I am ashamed that other shorter dudes are ashamed of their height.

    c'mon bro

    Make us other shorter dudes look bad.

    I sometimes hang out with a few Basketball guys and everyone was at least 6'1...Never noticed a difference in how people treated me.

    Women wasn't hard to come by.

    Shorter dudes gotta stop wearing those mcdonalds boots to look like 5'8-511 depending on height....It's so obvious with your body frame bro.

    That is only ever accpetbale in the winter where everyone else has a couple of inches on them because of winter boots.

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    I was just fishing today and some Eminem dude noticed I was wearing Kawhi shirts and started chit chatting. We started talking ball..Told him I love bball but clearly bball doesn' like me. Too short for the actual game i told him.

    He told me I wasn't short, and he asked "what are you like 5'10?..I'm 5'9 and got no problems playing"..

    I'm like , I am at least two inches taller than you and I am 5'8..not 5'10.

    Dude was probably like 5'5 and wearing three inch boots and was still shorter.

    Smdh. As a guy under 5'10, these other smaller dudes really give us shorter dudes a bad name.
    Apalisoc you remind me of whottt. It's not that he was too short or physically incapable of playing basketball, he was just completely unathletic and uncoordinated. Just like you. He knew basketball, though, better than many that played the game for years.

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    Guys who lie about their height must thnk people are blind.

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    Guys who lie about their height must thnk people are blind.
    what about women who lie about their weight online

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    On airplanes or sleeping in a tent outdoors or in a kayak or at a Spurs game give me small, please God.

    How nice would it be to fit in comfortably between all these fat people on a plane? You come on and there is an empty seat between two monoliths and you slip comfortably between them... give me that. Then you stab their fat with sharp elbows...

    For that matter just being able to curl up in a corner of anywhere.
    Microscopic must be nice at times.

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    my unders, my frgn whites pgardn's Avatar
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    Apalisoc you remind me of whottt. It's not that he was too short or physically incapable of playing basketball, he was just completely unathletic and uncoordinated. Just like you. He knew basketball, though, better than many that played the game for years.
    Except apo does not.
    Know the game.

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    On airplanes or sleeping in a tent outdoors or in a kayak or at a Spurs game give me small, please God.

    How nice would it be to fit in comfortably between all these fat people on a plane? You come on and there is an empty seat between two monoliths and you slip comfortably between them... give me that. Then you stab their fat with sharp elbows...

    For that matter just being able to curl up in a corner of anywhere.
    Microscopic must be nice at times.
    you'd pick that seat eh?

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    my unders, my frgn whites pgardn's Avatar
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    you'd pick that seat eh?
    ive seen people do it and cursed.
    Cursed To myself of course.

    I swear I think people should have their weight taken into account for ticket prices on a plane just like baggage.

    "Mr. Tub o Lard you are 5 lbs over your seats capacity."
    You pay now or get the F off my plane.
    And I'm gonna throw your fat clothes off this plane as well.

    Sorry about the loss of civility and composure.

    Or Fckn make the fat people all sit on the same row. Let em all sweat fat all over each other to feel the essence of their slovenly nature.

    But again, I digress.

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    what about women who lie about their weight online
    Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?

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    Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?
    For many, online is the only way to get a date.

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    Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?
    Exactly, fatass

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    Height is just luck and genetics, I got lucky I suppose since my parents and siblings are all under 6ft. Kinda ty that height has to be something to be ashamed of tbh, not like you can fix it

    Shorter dudes have an easier time going on planes and in the backseat of cars, though

    If this guy can enjoy life, then no excuses
    Verne Troyer looks pretty miserable imo

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    Anyone believing anything someone says about themselves online...........why?


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    5'10 and bad at basketball? You just need practice and fundamentals bro.

    Heck, I'm 5'2-5'3 and I can pretty much hold my own with ball. But, I've been playing compe ive for like 14 years, and I'm super used to my height. You just gotta find your niche.

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    Verne Troyer looks pretty miserable imo
    Happier than some 5'3 guys, dude has the worst kind of dwarfism too.

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    Being too tall isn't that great either.

    You want to be around 6'1 or 6'2 on average. Anything taller than that and you start looking like a circus freakshow.

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    5'10 and bad at basketball? You just need practice and fundamentals bro.

    Heck, I'm 5'2-5'3 and I can pretty much hold my own with ball. But, I've been playing compe ive for like 14 years, and I'm super used to my height. You just gotta find your niche.
    I'm about 6'3 and consider myself to be a good defender, but shorter guys give me problems. They tend to be quicker and attack the rim instead of settling for jumpers. I have really long arms so I can alter their shots but still.

    On the opposite side, I work that ass when I'm in the post (pause)

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    I'm around 5'8". 6'3" with shoes.

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    I'm around 5'8". 6'3" with shoes.
    Ladies' heels?

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    Being too tall isn't that great either.

    You want to be around 6'1 or 6'2 on average. Anything taller than that and you start looking like a circus freakshow.
    unless you're in the NBA & making millions

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    unless you're in the NBA & making millions
    Even then. Been too tall can actually become a health issue. Your bones can become too brittle or some . I remember seeing a program about gigantism. ed up desease that can kill you in your 30s or early 40s.

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    Even then. Been too tall can actually become a health issue. Your bones can become too brittle or some . I remember seeing a program about gigantism. ed up desease that can kill you in your 30s or early 40s.
    Yeah, but there's some kinds of dwarves and midgets that don't live long either.

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