LOL More Fake News from CNN

[Pavlov]

Three month old. That's the hook. Why would it be more news that a three month old died then it would that the other 11 people died? Why during a baptism? Why not say that they died when the roof collapsed? You know the answer to all of these you're just a prick like always. It's a sensationalist headline and then when you read the actual story you go oh they died during the earthquake well no .

Yeah, you're upset that you clicked. I get it.

[Pavlov]

You know I gave you the benefit of the doubt the first time you ed that up but now I realize you're just re ed. The goddamn headline says 3 months and you somehow change that to three-years, Mr narrative insertion tool.

Thanks for the correction. Three month old is even better click bait. No wonder you clicked. Not even an iron willed internets badass tough guy like yourself could resist the siren call of dead three month old.

[Th'Pusher]

Three month old. That's the hook. Why would it be more news that a three month old died then it would that the other 11 people died? Why during a baptism? Why not say that they died when the roof collapsed? You know the answer to all of these you're just a prick like always. It's a sensationalist headline and then when you read the actual story you go oh they died during the earthquake well no .

So it was an accurate story with a sensational headline. Clicks represent revenue. Welcome to the wonderful world of news organizations caring about their bottom line. The days of the nightly news being a loss leader are done.

[clambake]

Thanks for the correction. Three month old is even better click bait. No wonder you clicked. Not even an iron willed internets badass tough guy like yourself could resist the siren call of dead three month old.

thats funny right there.

[Th'Pusher]

4 year old dies after drinking milk from HEB


A family of four including a 4 year old boy was killed today in a car accident on Interstate 10 between Houston and San Antonio. It's believed that the four year old boy drank milk earlier purchased from HEB.

H-E-B legal may have something to say about thrat headline if someone were dumb enough to use it.

[djohn2oo8]

DMC getting his pushed in like his name was Elton John.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

DMC doesn't understand teh difference between an ambiguous headline and a false report.

Going sophist for Trump's talking points is extra special re ed.

[DMC]

Thanks for the correction. Three month old is even better click bait. No wonder you clicked. Not even an iron willed internets badass tough guy like yourself could resist the siren call of dead three month old.

Thank you.

The 3 month old died during the earthquake, not during baptism. I'm comfortable stating that the baptism ended just as the earthquake started, rather abruptly.

Because I am an atheist, I wanted to see how ing stupid someone was to kill a baby trying to save it.

[DMC]

DMC doesn't understand teh difference between an ambiguous headline and a false report.

Going sophist for Trump's talking points is extra special re ed.

You think putting in front of a false statement makes it

A) true
B) funny
C) both A and B

You're wrong. Where's that rock you crawled under when your lost the election?

[DMC]

H-E-B legal may have something to say about thrat headline if someone were dumb enough to use it.

Why? It would be just as accurate as the baptism headline.

[Reck]

DMC is so angry.

[DMC]

DMC is so angry.

Not enough to transition and remove my penis though.

[Reck]

Not enough to transition and remove my penis though.

No one is. Your fantasies aside, you're still getting your pushed in. Live with that.

[Pavlov]

Thank you.

The 3 month old died during the earthquake, not during baptism. I'm comfortable stating that the baptism ended just as the earthquake started, rather abruptly.

Because I am an atheist, I wanted to see how ing stupid someone was to kill a baby trying to save it.

Still trying to figure out why you're upset. You didn't even have to watch the video to get the information.

[DMC]

No one is. Your fantasies aside, you're still getting your pushed in. Live with that.

Signed

Restless

[DMC]

Still trying to figure out why you're upset. You didn't even have to watch the video to get the information.

You already said the headline was clickbait. Thanks for playing.

[Pavlov]

You already said the headline was clickbait. Thanks for playing.

That's what you're upset about?

[spurraider21]

DMC thinks click bait les = fake news

[Pavlov]

DMC is furious that the infant wasn't killed in a more exotic fashion.

[DMC]

Your post

This one does. The baby didn't die during a baptism, but during an earthquake.

[DMC]

DMC is furious that the infant wasn't killed in a more exotic fashion.

You post incessantly night and day, and it never fails that you claim anyone else posting is angry or upset at something. Have you checked your blood pressure?

[djohn2oo8]

So the news wasn't fake if it happened right?

[DMC]

So the news wasn't fake if it happened right?

It didn't happen. The baby didn't die during a baptism.

Earthquake leaves 11 dead, including baby, after church collapses during baptism

That's the NY Post Headline

The baby died after the church collapsed. The church collapsed during the baptism.

[djohn2oo8]

It didn't happen. The baby didn't die during a baptism.

Earthquake leaves 11 dead, including baby, after church collapses during baptism

That's the NY Post Headline

The baby died after the church collapsed. The church collapsed during the baptism.

The baby died. Thats real news.

[Blake]

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