Damn. Happy Hanukkah, Bill.
Devastated Roy Moore Consoles Himself by Heading to Mall
GADSDEN, ALABAMA —Moments after his stunning defeat in Alabama’s special U.S. Senate election, the Republican candidate, Roy Moore, told reporters that he was planning to cheer himself up by “heading to the mall.”
“If people think they’ve seen the last of Roy Moore, they are sorely mistaken,” a visibly devastated Moore said.
“I’m going to get back up, dust myself off, and head on over to the good ol’ Gadsden Mall.”
But Moore’s plans for a rejuvenating return to his former stomping grounds hit a snag upon his arrival at the mall, where he found an impromptu victory party for the Democrat, Doug Jones, in full swing.
Adding insult to injury, security guards who recognized Moore from his mall-prowling days nabbed the disgraced Republican and hurled him from the premises.
In Washington, one of Moore’s staunchest supporters, Donald J. Trump, excoriated the voters of Alabama for their decision.
“It’s a sad day for America when people believe women,” he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/devastated-roy-moore-consoles-himself-by-heading-to-mall
Damn. Happy Hanukkah, Bill.
In the Guardian interview,
Moore also said "it was
the providential hand of God" that placed Trump in the White House,
and said that
"God knows the heart of man" when asked to comment on Trump's adherence to the Ten Commandments.
He
compared Trump to the biblical King David,
who he said also broke many of God's laws on his way to the throne.
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/346076-alabama-senate-hopeful-says-maybe-putin-is-right-on-gay-rights-issues#.WY2Msf0C2-o.twitter
Rushdoony so-called Christian Taliban extremists are ing nuts.
ducks probably hung himself in the window of a chinese restaurant
i'm still in disbelief tbh
all about turnout. comparing the county electoral maps for the 2016 presidential election and last night's special... thats what stands out. democrat turnout wasn't very far off from the presidential run. clinton only got about 60k more votes than jones, whereas trump got about 700k more than moore. thats crazy. the relative turnouts of mobile alone speaks volumes, considering thats a county with an african american majority
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/re...ore-doug-jones
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/alabama
supporting a pedo
losing
Pedotacular!
allegations aside, moore was a ing caricature and had no place being a federal lawmaker. dude was basically evangelical yosemite sam
Roy Moore’s Brother Just Summoned The Wrath Of God Upon Doug Jones
Jerry Moore accused
Democratic Party operatives of persecuting his brother, theocrat Roy Moore, “like Jesus was,”
due to the eight women who accused Moore of child molestation.
After Moore lost, his brother roared back to NPR,
“Doug Jones will pay . . . and them Democrat people . . . They’re going to have to answer to God.”
http://verifiedpolitics.com/roy-moor...-doug-jones-2/
Holy , y'all Christian Taliban are as ing crazy as Muslim Taliban.
not nearly as violent. more dangerous politically tho
violence is not always physical.
Victims of emotional, cognitive, educational, cultural violence can be screwed up for decades.
Alabama evangelical explains why Moore won’t concede: He can’t believe ‘God would will a Democrat to win’
Plott, a writer at Washingtonian, is also an evangelical Christian who grew up in Alabama — and she has some unique insights into why defeated Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore has not yet conceded the race.
Writing on Twitter, Plott notes that Moore during the campaign said that he had full trust in God that He would help deliver a victory in the 2017 special election.
When Democrat Doug Jones was called as the victor on Tuesday night, this short-circuited Moore’s understanding of the ways that God supposedly operates.
“To be clear: For a candidate to say he is ‘waiting for God to speak’ viz election results is to say he is waiting for God to anoint him the rightful victor,” she explains.
“It is to say that there is no world in which God would will for a Democrat to win.”
“Moments like these should actually encourage good faith evangelical Christians to question whether their politics are reflecting God,”
https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/ala...e+Raw+Story%29
“Moments like these should actually encourage good faith evangelical Christians to question whether ..."
... they are actually Christ-like Christians, at all. Put Christ back in Christians.
I thought he was black????
That's just the ink. The rest of the legs are lily white
Oh...right. Who am I thinking of that's black.
Avante?
no...he's white. Maybe it's that dude that was talking about pretending to read books to his chickens when he was little. Who was that?
nope. but hey, i got black friends. lol fuzzy is such a pussy.
nah actually the rest of my legs are covered in tattoos. covered!
Oh right. .he just wishes he was black
No need to sign your post. Your user name is there on the left.
No, you're still a lily white geek
nerd, not geek. lily white might be a good description though so i can't argue that. i don't get much sunlight.
Yeah that's not what they are covered in.
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