Dude.....work with me here, ok?
How did I even know there was a Choo Choo Winters, well? Could it be because I saw him play?
What happened to...you made those names up? Dude, Hiawatha Francisco was a Notre Dame running back, ok? What that name just....POOF...or I saw him play?
Little man, there I sat watching Michigan State, when.....Squirmin' Sherman Lewis.....gets the ball.
Why fight it?