Mavs: Salah Mejri

[DAF86]

Has some serious issues.

Mavs fans, can you explain what the is wrong with this scrub ass terrorist looking ?

[monosylab1k]

He’s just the type of no talent try-hard that Rick loves to play to the detriment of the team.

[benefactor]

I'll take him on SA. Spurs are missing a goon tbh

[hater]

He would be great in the spurs

We have a bunch of Ghandis

[BD24]

He is like the new Zaza

[SpursforSix]

Thanks.

And salam alaikum to you as well.

[daslicer]

I'll take him on SA. Spurs are missing a goon tbh

I have to admit he would be very useful when it comes to countering Zaza.

[FkLA]

I missed the trip but I noticed the terrorist scrub also tried to start with Rudy Gay.

[Jodelo]

Yeah, he's weird.

[Mark Celibate]

Salah Mejri is like your typical spiritual guru who knows exactly what you're thinking and why. He appears in your life when you're at a crossroads. He's the unforgettable guy at the club you see, you look him in the eyes and he has that twinkle that sweeps you off your feet. In his eyes, you see adventure...the gateway to your dreams you've always been obsessed about. You don't trust him, but you take his hand anyway, smile. Not a word needs to be said. He opens his mouth to introduce himself, yet you smell nothing but rancid garlic. Trying not to puke, you hear his life story and realize that he's a refugee from a war torn land you've never heard of. He asks if you can house him for a few days while he gets back on his feet.

You take him back to your place...and hear him singing in the shower. That's weird you think, but you trusted him you said. Then you find him outside in your backyard, barefoot, and meditating to a higher level of consciousness. You're now intrigued, that feeling of distrust fades away into the abyss and is replaced by the love for all of the earth's living creatures. A feeling of contentment spreads over you. Slowly you drift off to sleep in his embrace, excited to see what your new life holds....

But then the next morning, you wake up to find all your personal belongings gone, your house ransacked, and nothing left behind other than a clogged toilet and a dildo on your living room couch.

[Clipper Nation]

[DAF86]

[spursistan]

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I love Rick Carlisle..He is the best coach in the NBA..