Just A Little Jokey Joke

[Pavlov]

translation

Thank God for Avante, he's why I come here.

Not really, but you are pretty much the easiest to troll.

Now you can make a list or "translation" or say you're the one who's trolling or what a badass you are in central California.

[Avante]

Not really, but you are pretty much the easiest to troll.

Now you can make a list or "translation" or say you're the one who's trolling or what a badass you are in central California.

Dude, one word.....IMPACT.

I know....zooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

The funny thing about all this is how simple you little s really are. There isn't one of you who as a young sailor wouldn't have be doing what we all did and you know it. Who stays on the ship, yep....NOBODY~~~ Who...."buy me drink"...is..."nope", yep...NOBODY.

There is noway in I'm spending time talking to some dumb ass kid,, ok? A room full of full grown women and there ya sit with some under developed kid, hahahahaha~!~ Are you little s really this damn stupid?

Why so many of you get off looking like an idiot is a mystery to me.

[dabom]

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

No one's heard this joke before? Really old.

[Avante]

Since Avante is without question the most interesting thing going on here.

True story.

I was out in Armona (west of Hanford, before ya get to Lemoore) at the biggest dance floor around here...The Armona Club. I'd drove over from Visalia all alone because I always scored here, so I didn't plan on driving back to Visalia that night. I'd crammed my 250 pounds of twisted railroad steel into an MG Midget, me and a Colt 45.

Anyway.....

There was going to be a dance contest that night, I had yet to find Miss Tonight, so as I checked out the possibilities, I feel a tap on my shoulder...

Avante..(turning around)....Hi.
Amazing s....ah....would you be my partner in the dance contest, love the way ya move.
Avante....your wish is my command.

Yep, won 50 bucks. Gave it all to her.

I spent two days in Lemoore, must have lost 8-10 pounds,she almost killed me. The girl was a machine.

Got her number but when I called about a week later a man answered the phone. I just hung up.

[Pavlov]

Dude, one word.....IMPACT.

I know....zooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I just had an impact on you, dummy.

[Pavlov]

The funny thing about all this is how simple you little s really are. There isn't one of you who as a young sailor wouldn't have be doing what we all did and you know it. Who stays on the ship, yep....NOBODY~~~ Who...."buy me drink"...is..."nope", yep...NOBODY.

There is noway in I'm spending time talking to some dumb ass kid,, ok? A room full of full grown women and there ya sit with some under developed kid, hahahahaha~!~ Are you little s really this damn stupid?

Why so many of you get off looking like an idiot is a mystery to me.

You got trolled.

[Trill Clinton]

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

the GOAT

[Avante]

I just had an impact on you, dummy.

Totally missed another point, sheesh~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

You got trolled.

Watching people acting re ed is getting trolled, really?

Dude, I don;'t smoke, ok?
So if some idiiot....you can quit.


Is being trolled or some idiot acting re ed?

[Avante]

the GOAT

I used to think you were smarter than this.

[Avante]

I like to use all these AVANTE threads to show off, yep, attention .

I just finished mixing....

Pigmeat Terry
Elder Charlie Beck
King Solomon Hill
Buddy Boy Hawkins
Geechie Willey
The Nugrape Twins
Two Poor Boys
Bessie Tucker
Lottie Beamon
Bogus Ben Convington....fake blind man
Alfred Lewis...outerwordly harmonica player with....one....record.
South Street Trio
Pearl son
Mooch Richardson
Jessie May Hill
The Black Ace
Texas Alexander
Crying Sam Collins
Will Batts
Jack Kelly and His South Memphis Jug Band
Black Boy Shine
Rabbit Brown.....his James Alley Blues....amazing~~~~~~
Kansas Joe McCoy
Son House
Kid Bailey
ElvieThomas
Black Ivory King

It's as if I'm somewhere I don't belong, very very cool.

All these cats....one record...two sides...then, poof~~~~~~~~~

Alfred Lewis
Lane Hardin
Bo Jones
Eli Framer
Tom son
Freezone...just one side
Otis Harris
John D. Fox
Tarter & Gay
Rude Lacy
Henry Spaulding
Blind Willie Walker
Ed Andrews......................here we have the first male to record "country blues" it was 1924. (Papa Charlie Jackson and Daddy Stovepilpe also recorded in 1924)
Elvie Thomas
Kid Bailey

Everyone mentioned above recorded prior to 1940.

I highly suggest ya take the time and check out this amazing music. I got into it from reading about Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Joe er, Led Zeppelin, etc. Who in the is...Blind Willie McTell, Bessie Smith, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Robert Johnson, etc? So I found out.

Bull City Red




A masterpiece.





Mysterious Coon






Check out Alice Moore and her "I'm Black and Evil"

And Bessie Tucker "Peniteniary Blues"

Eric Clapton, Brian Jones, Keith Richards, Bob Dylan, knew all about this music. Brian Jones a HUGE Elmore James fan, James came a little later, his mom dated Robert Johnson.

What a shame Johnson didn't live long enought to play an electric guitar, the guy had enormous hands and freakishly long fingers. What a sound he could have produced.

Now when it comes to post war blues,this is when we get into the Chicago and Detroit sound with Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, Jimmy Reed. Little Walter, Sonny Boy Williamson II (yep, there was one before this one) John Lee Hooker, Lightnin' Hopkins (Texas),Elmore James, Otis Spann, Buddy Guy, Junior Wells etc.

[Avante]

Then we had...paleface blues.....a white man trying to immulate a black man.

Here are some of the cats that made it work, talking prewar here, not Stevie Ray Vaughn, John Mayall, Eric Burdon, The Rolling Stones.

Frank Hutchison
Emmett Miller
Dock Boggs
Justice
Clarence Ashley...first recorded...House of the Rising Sun...1933
Prince Albert Hunt....blown away by a jealous husband
Jimmie Davis....twice the governor of Louisiana
Emry Arthur....first recorded, A Man of Constant Sorrow 1927
Gene Autry....yep, started out singing them blues
Blind Alfred Reed
Earl Johnson
Charlie Poole
Bob Wills....yep
Bill Cox
The Skillet Lickers
Uncle Dave Macon

And.....the incredible Darby & Tarlton, a must listen.

The Allen Brothers sounded so black the recording company put them in with the race records, ha~~~ And depicted them as two black guys,ha~~~~~~ Yep, lawsuit.


I own all that music mentioned above, that and a couple dozen books on blues, jazz, country, rock....ok? With the old blues you will usually get a booklet talking about this old stuff because it is of historical importance. I own box sets, big booklets come with them. Yep, a student of the music, I do have it totally covered.



This is as good as paleface blues can get.




Before the movies and The Singing Cowboy, the guy was a bluesman.





You can still have, Big Daddy Kane, Hobo Junction, Homeless Nation.....also.

[Pavlov]

lol Avante meltdown lists

[Darth_Pelican]

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

[lebomb]

Avante walks into a bar, a fellow military friend follows him in, an Arab guy walks in right behind them.............BOOOOOOM!!!!!

[TimDunkem]

Avante and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
Avante says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

[Avante]

lol Avante meltdown lists

Avante sharing the knowledge.

[Pavlov]

Avante sharing the knowledge.

Mix tapes.

[Avante]

Mix tapes.

Example

Train songs by...

Bukka White
Jimmie Rodgers
Boxcar Willie
Leroy Carr
Johnny Cash
Hank Williams
Otis Taylor
Johnny Mercer
The Carter Family
Charley Patton
Lightnin' Hopkins
John Lee Hooker

etc etc etc


I know.....who????

Prison, Rain, Drugs, Driniking, Wicked Wimmen, Hard Times, Violence....etc....themes.

Over 10,000 CD's to pick from, then ya record what ya want onto a 90min, 120min tape. I know....now you're confused.

[Pavlov]

Example

Train songs by...

Bukka White
Jimmie Rodgers
Boxcar Willie
Leroy Carr
Johnny Cash
Hank Williams
Otis Taylor
Johnny Mercer
The Carter Family
Charley Patton
Lightnin' Hopkins
John Lee Hooker

etc etc etc


I know.....who????

Prison, Rain, Drugs, Driniking, Wicked Wimmen, Hard Times, Violence....etc....themes.

lol old man mix tapes.

[Avante]

lol old man mix tapes.

translation

Amazing, wish I did something interesting like that, I bore myself just bugging strangers on the internet. I get you're trolling me big time, but I'm too ed up to even care.

So give me another tape mix, ok?

Ok.

How about...

Leon Russell
Joe er
The Doors
Janis Joplin
Dr.John
Bob Dylan
Donovan
Joan Baez
The Rolling Stones
Savoy Brown
The Animals
John Mayall
Allman Bros
Robin Trower
JoAnn Kelly
The Troggs
Van Morrison

[Pavlov]

translation

Amazing, wish I did something interesting like that, I bore myself just bugging strangers on the internet. I get you're trolling me big time, but I'm too ed up to even care.

So give me another tape mix, ok?

Ok.

How about...

Leon Russell
Joe er
The Doors
Janis Joplin
Dr.John
Bob Dylan
Donovan
Joan Baez
The Rolling Stones
Savoy Brown
The Animals
John Mayall
Allman Bros
Robin Trower
JoAnn Kelly
The Troggs
Van Morrison

Translation: literally another old man mix tape list posted from hiding.

[Avante]

Translation: literally another old man mix tape list posted from hiding.

translation

What gets me is how quickly you can do that. Yep...impressive.

So mix me a tape about them oldies from the 50's,ok?

Ok.

Bo Diddley
The Shirelles
Martha and the Vandellas
Phil Phillips
Chuck Berry
The Platters
Fats Domino
Big Joe Turner
Laverne Baker
The Flamingos
The Coasters
Tony Allen
Little Willie John
Donnie Elbert
The Drifters
The Ronnettes
The Olympics
Jack Scott
Rosie and the Originals
Little Richards
Buddy Holly
Eddie Cochran
Gene Vincent
Chuck Willis
Smiley Lewis
The Dominos

[TimDunkem]