Jan 11: Lost my (good paying) IT developer job -- haven't gotten hired by another firm all year
Jan 15: Cowboys get screwed over for the 2nd time in 3 years in the playoffs against the green goobers
Feb 5: Cheatriots cheat to come back... ugh.
Feb 9: lose around $6k on an investment
Feb 20: I catch a bad cold and get sick
Mar 1: Get so poor I have to sell my old car
Mar 28: Spend my birthday alone as the lady is out with her cousin
Apr 9: Lose $30,000 (most my life savings) on an investment due to a thieving contractor
Apr: Draft Taco ....ing Charlton? WTF? That guy is molasses.
May 1: get a North Texas toll bill even though I didn't drive on any toll roads... WTF?
May: Guy moves out after living rent free in my house for 5 months... he always promised me he'd pay but never lived up... he still owes me $2,540
May: fat Mexican idiot in a Camaro hit me on my bike into Carrollton. I landed on a train track, scraped my knee, injured my thumb bad. He sped off.
June: I wasted $200 on trying to become a public school math teacher... got interviews, no job
June: Sold that crappy investment house at a loss
July: had to work doing ty dishes at a ty restaurant to make ends meet
Aug: hot as
Aug 11: Another guy moved out after living rent free in my house that month even though he promised to pay
Sep: boring af... how do you lose to the ty Broncos?
Oct: not the worst month, but still not great
Nov 1: guy moved out after spilling red drink on the carpet in the bedroom, I had to emergency clean it all night
Nov 10: slept with a chick back in Denton but didn't get laid
Dec 3: divorced the lady
Dec 13: officially put my house for sale, can't afford to live in a house anymore
Dec 31: ty end to a ty football season and a tier year.
Get ed in the ass with no lube, 2017. I hope you get raped in with a ing icy-hot superpower chainsaw in all body orifices for all of eternity, 2017. . You.
Let's make it a better 2018. You can take me off ignorant list,
Silver&Black ,
spurraider21 and
benefactor. I promise to be different in 2018 and beyond.
Go 2018. As long as Brady doesn't ring.