rate this penaldo/10.

[dfens]

World Wars won:
Argentina 1
Germany 0

Sorry about that son

star wars the last jedi is more memorable than any argentine war.

[Canyonero]

star wars the last jedi is more memorable than any argentine war.

Still a win :/

[dfens]

Still a win :/

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argent...g_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh No, it is not a joke

[DAF86]

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argent...g_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh No, it is not a joke

Still W

[Canyonero]

son I read the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argent...g_World_War_II and the most relevant Argentine contribution to the war is a half-argie girl doing pin-ups tbh No, it is not a joke

So a pin-up girl won more World Wars than the powerful Germany

[dfens]

Still W

So a pin-up girl won more World Wars than the powerful Germany

sons you know I'm always up for a troll game but tbh y'all boys truly sound desperate.

[Canyonero]

sons you know I'm always up for a troll game but tbh y'all boys truly sound desperate.

Not as desperate as your Fuhrer surrendering to us tbh

[dfens]

Not as desperate as we were, surrendering to your Fuhrer after he TOSB'd

tbh

[Canyonero]

tbh

My god, I didn't know that WW L still got you

[dfens]

My god, I didn't know that WW L still got you

son it doesn't, but I'm happy y'all s can entertain yourselves with it tbh smh statistically your granddaddies are bound to be dirtier than mine
we embrace the L son, else we'd live in a militarized asshole society like modern us / pinochet chile / peron argentina / etc tbh? no son, we got paradise here : a stable sane society, a great standard of living, great football, great beer and a fresh stream eastern european women ... we are truly blessed tbh

[Canyonero]

son it doesn't, but I'm happy y'all s can entertain yourselves with it tbh smh statistically your granddaddies are bound to be dirtier than mine
we embrace the L son, else we'd live in a militarized asshole society like modern us / pinochet chile / peron argentina / etc tbh? no son, we got paradise here : a stable sane society, a great standard of living, great football, great beer and a fresh stream eastern european women ... we are truly blessed tbh

That meltdown

[dfens]

That meltdown

[Phenomanul]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).

[dfens]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).

son you know these argie s are fronting extra hard, we know how how our Argie cousins are

[DAF86]

We two-timed the entire World. We are just players like that, tbh.

[dfens]

We two-timed the entire World. We are just players like that, tbh.

tell that to your granddaddy and watch your family get disinherited

[Canyonero]

tbh I thought der Führer used a decoy to feign his own suicide and moved to Argentina (where he died of old age)...

other versions suggest that the OSS (precursor to CIA) staged the suicide - to add a sense of closure to the conflict after years of military attrition (so that the public could move forward, and so that the Pacific war effort could get the required level of focus).

Maybe but that hasn't been checked.
What you can check is the L we handed the Nazis tbh.

[DAF86]

tell that to your granddaddy and watch your family get disinherited

We already killed him and got the money.

[dfens]

We already killed him and got the money.

y'all s don't even know what money looks like tbh

[DAF86]

y'all s don't even know what money looks like tbh

We have a lot of nazi gold and stuff down here son, worth don't know how many millions. We beat you, we harbor you and we took your stuff.

[dfens]

We have a lot of nazi gold and stuff down here son, worth don't know how many millions. We beat you, we harbor you and we took your stuff.

"we beat our s. we are racists so we took all the bad apples. we had a couple of dictatorships followed by incompetency. we took the stuff and now we're still poor" please

[pgardn]

Awful.

The objective is to do the job easily without risk cause you are technically sound and got the goal keeper.

He chipped the ball way high and almost missed. Roll the thing in.

Simple, if possible, is the most efficient. This is exactly why Neymar is such a stupid fck. He will try unnecessary tricks instead of just beating guys easily with his speed. Or the cheeky little pass when an easy straightforward pass is available AND the better option.

[dfens]

Awful.

The objective is to do the job easily without risk cause you are technically sound and got the goal keeper.

He chipped the ball way high and almost missed. Roll the thing in.

Simple, if possible, is the most efficient. This is exactly why Neymar is such a stupid fck. He will try unnecessary tricks instead of just beating guys easily with his speed. Or the cheeky little pass when an easy straightforward pass is available AND the better option.

son for mentally weak talent, so if it were missi/neymar/griezman taking it it, then I'd say you're right... these s shoot them like they're castrated smh. But zidane didn't EVER miss a penaldo for France. Also it was a massive leadership show, just bullying the goat keeper like that, you know how it must've felt as a over the hill French player "did that really do that?,we might actually win smh".

[Canyonero]

"mentally weak" and then quotes a guy who went mad because someone said "I want your sister"

[dfens]

"mentally weak" and then quotes a guy who went mad because someone said "I want your sister"

still played better than ANY messi NT game smh