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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I dated a Bosnian chick 2 years ago, but it was convenience ing on base. There's this Bulgarian chick I work with now who walks the line of tiness and innocence perfectly. I just want one night, maybe more. Havent jad sex since late January so I'm ready to explode

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    do what you usually do and pay for it

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    If a woman is Balkan, I take an extra base.

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    If a woman is Balkan, I take an extra base.
    Have you ever gotten to third base with one though?

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Have you ever gotten to third base with one though?
    I've never been with a Balkan woman but the joke didn't work otherwise.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    do what you usually do and pay for it
    You only pay on R&R's in the contracting world. I could've married the first girl that liked me 20 years ago and watched the all-too-familiar tragic ugly ending though. That seems to be what suckers with uncertain futures do though.

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    do what you usually do and pay for it

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    You only pay on R&R's in the contracting world. I could've married the first girl that liked me 20 years ago and watched the all-too-familiar tragic ugly ending though. That seems to be what suckers with uncertain futures do though.
    Yeah much better to just pay them to pretend to like you.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    Yeah much better to just pay them to pretend to like you.
    That's not why you pay them, dumbass. When you're on leave you just need to nut.

    You pay more than I do (albeit with your parents' money) and you're still a failure compared to your contemporaries. But keep thinking she'll stick around for you when you max out as a ticket-clinic expert in somewhere far away from the glamour of SoCal. You're way too inexperienced in life to argue with me

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    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    That's not why you pay them, dumbass. When you're on leave you just need to nut.

    You pay more than I do (albeit with your parents' money) and you're still a failure compared to your contemporaries. But keep thinking she'll stick around for you when you max out as a ticket-clinic expert in somewhere far away from the glamour of SoCal. You're way too inexperienced in life to argue with me
    lol. lonely and horny old man lashing out.

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    Believe. Pavlov's Avatar
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    what just happened here?

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    And when I'm with a woman, she's never Balkan.

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    If she's a Balkan, I'm a walkin'.

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    Solid start to this thread IMO

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    If a woman is Balkan, I take an extra base.

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    What experience has taught me.

    White women...they wanna talk afterwards, so if ya plan on a repeat performance ya better yakyakyak.
    Mexican women....WET...it's like a damn flood.
    Asian women....ya think your John Holmes.
    Black women...hard ass and that odor.

    Another thing experienced has taught me...

    Her bathroom will tell you all ya need to know about her. This is if ya plan on getting serious, if it's just a , then that.
    Last edited by Avante; 04-03-2018 at 08:41 PM.

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    What experience has taught me.

    White women...they wanna talk afterwards, so if ya plan on a repeat performance ya better yakyakyak.
    Mexican women....WET...it's like a damn flood.
    Asian women....ya think your John Holmes.
    Black women...hard ass and that odor.

    Another thing experienced has taught me...

    Her bathroom will tell you all ya need to know about her. This is if ya plan on getting serious, if it's just a , then that.
    What about kids?

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    If a woman is Balkan, I take an extra base.
    ...not bad

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    Any man asking about kids needs his ass kicked, ya sick .

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    Veteran chunticakes's Avatar
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    Any man asking about kids needs his ass kicked, ya sick .
    Did Phuong Tran's parents try to kick your ass?

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    Did Phuong Tran's parents try to kick your ass?
    You're the one talking about kids ya sick , I have never talked about kids, it's sick.

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    If a woman is Balkan, I take an extra base.
    Nice

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    What experience has taught me.

    White women...they wanna talk afterwards, so if ya plan on a repeat performance ya better yakyakyak.
    Mexican women....WET...it's like a damn flood.
    Asian women....ya think your John Holmes.
    Black women...hard ass and that odor.

    Another thing experienced has taught me...

    Her bathroom will tell you all ya need to know about her. This is if ya plan on getting serious, if it's just a , then that.
    White women... easily the most social, but what I can't stand is that so many of them are way too big on dogs. Like, if you let a dog sleep in your bed, get the away from me, I'm a neat freak and you're ing disgusting. I don't like dogs or pets like that. And so many are way too Godly.

    Mexican women... usually have an enormous familia for obvious reasons. And get pregnant way too young. And get fat in the wrong places easily even without a pregnancy. Meh. And the uber religious thingy again.

    Asian women... are antisocial and introverted as . Are often extremely boring and it's hard to find one with any measurable s.

    Black women... usually too much. Complain, complain, complain. If there's something to complain about, they complain. And you have to hear about their hair 12 hours a day.

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    Millennial Messiah UNT Eagles 2016's Avatar
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    As for Balkan women, nope I've never really met one I think, except someone with Greek ancestry named Katrina something-opolos, I forget her name but she was in my microeconomics class in college.

    I hear Albanian women (21-35) are some of the nicest women out there and not very religious, either.

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