Texas Senator on the remix:
https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-p...s-r-1836949580
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
EL PASO, TX—In the hours following a violent rampage in Texas in which a lone attacker killed 20 individuals and injured 26 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Sunday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop them,” said Indiana resident Janet Clark, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of individuals who reside in a nation where over half of the world’s deadliest mass shootings have occurred in the past 50 years and whose citizens are 20 times more likely to die of gun violence than those of other developed nations. “It’s a shame, but what can we do? There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted.” At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past eight years were referring to themselves and their situation as “helpless.”
Texas Senator on the remix:
We reap what we sow.
this is a recycle of another old onion story tbh, but still painfully on point
Rep. McCarthy Suggests Video Games Played Part in Mass Shootings
If USA using firing squad on shooter in 6 months
It would prevent a lot of mass shootings
This guy is will live for 20 years still
He'll be miserable once they stop talking to him & set him in that cell.
i'd rather them, when caught in the act or proven without a doubt, take them behind wherever they are and blast their head off right then and there. no need for a dog & pony show in court, notoriety for being a pos, etc... same with pedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc...
If he doesn't bury them in a landfill of paper in a Colorado hole I'm short a back-to-back, GD it!
After Making It Easier For Mentally Ill People To Buy Guns,
Trump Says He’s Doing A Lot About Gun Violence
“We’re talking to a lot of people and a lot of things are in the works.
And we have done much more than most administrations,
and it’s not talked about very much, not talked about "it" because "it" doesn't exist
but we’ve done actually a lot
but perhaps more has to be done.
But this is also a mental illness problem.
If you look at both of these cases, this is mental illness.
These are people that are very, very seriously mentally ill. Trash is projecting, takes one to know one
So a lot of things are happening, baby talk
a lot of things are happening right now, baby talk
and I will see you tomorrow at 10:00.” nope, you to
https://www.politicususa.com/2019/08/04/trump-menrally-ill-guns-mass-shootings.html
This mental illness is now apparently rampant.
Not like in the 60s when everyone was apparently relatively chill.
The Onion getting dead serious as well.
There's only conversation immediately after a shooting. Then no one cares again. When it really becomes a problem you won't need a reminder.
Oh.
when I get shot it will be obvious.
Protip DMC!
Dude is weirdly desperate today, just like all the rest.
If that what it takes.
Bend over, I'll show you a pro tip.
You and the others here have been focused on Trump/Russia/Collusion and Mueller for 2 years. Suddenly you're all gun conscious again.
maybe just maybe it's because we don't have many facilities to deal with the issue anymore.
in 2000-2002 all of a sudden everyone i knew was bi-polar and on pills. what a crock of that is!
Inventing what I say again.
Show me where I had been focused on the idea that Trump colluded with Russia.
Find it boy. And then go prove to us again how a car could have caused much more damage as the weapon of choice.
Then have your old man Scotch this evening and tell yourself, "Im ok, they are ok"
Same old tired drivel.
The facilities would be filled up with Muslims and Mexicans.
Space is limited and it costs money.
I guess. It's just stupid. I get that none of them have one thing to say about the actual shootings but their collective effort to keep anyone else from talking about it is noticeable.
but, TX bag, you Repugs aren't even trying to find answers, aren't trying anything,
but succeeding to protect/enable/enrich BigGuns'n'Ammo industry in return for campaign funds
Should have Bush/Bama closed the border to prevent this?
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