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    ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) AaronY's Avatar
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    Really annoying they couldn't just create a new character and have Harrison Ford always be Solo. Also, a shame solo is not a black guy so the alt-right could on this movie. If the white guy gets to star in the awful remakes then their tiness is fine I guess. E

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    I mean we already had a young Han Solo movie it was called Star Wars.

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    Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.

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    "Holy ! Han Solo in a prequel?! That's even better than Darth! With the blasters and the cool ship? He's a badass bounty hunter!"

    "Yeah, and in this movie, you get to see him as a little kid!"

    "Wait.. what? So you mean he's got a young wookie as a pet and he's shooting people and stuff, right?"

    "No, he's just a little kid and his daddy dies and he's very sad."


    If George Lucas were to write the script tbhimo

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    I'd rather see a sub led movie about the Tuscan Raiders and Jawa

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    ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) AaronY's Avatar
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    Yeah it looks like it will be the first bad Star Wars movie from Disney.
    I've liked the news ones too. I just saw the last one recently and it had some ing cringey comedy and I could see people not liking the new powers but I thought it worked and was mostly good but this is annoying to me. This is the problem with Hollywood people make a big deal when they recast with non-white guys but if the Adam Sandler crew had remade Ghostbusters it would have been just as ty and no one would have complained that much. Always rehashing . They should just come up with new characters in the Star Wars world.

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    I'd rather see a sub led movie about the Tuscan Raiders and Jawa
    I could go for a Sand People: a Star Wars story movie I think.

    We see one of the Sand People as a little kid. He's destined to be the next ruler but thinks his father getting killed by a stampeding herd of whomp rats is his fault and runs away. The evil uncle takes over and forms a new dawn where jawa and sandpeople uneasily coexist. That's all I got so far.

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    I could go for a Sand People: a Star Wars story movie I think.

    We see one of the Sand People as a little kid. He's destined to be the next ruler but thinks his father getting killed by a stampeding herd of whomp rats is his fault and runs away. The evil uncle takes over and forms a new dawn where jawa and sandpeople uneasily coexist. That's all I got so far.
    I don't like it. I'd rather see some kind of story where some pirate wrongs one of the Tuscan Raiders. Maybe steals a droid from them when they're on route to the Jawa. Then the Raiders end up attacking the cantina or something.

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    20 years from now we will be seeing Asteroid Worm: The Movie, would be like tremors but with Skywalkers fighting it.

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    That asteroid worm in Empire really was so ing stupid. I mean that movie's awesome and I even liked the scene but Jesus. What was it breathing and eating out there in deep space? Good thing that one didn't star a black guy or a woman or it would have gotten savaged

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    The stand alone movies have been better than the actual main ones. That's saying a lot these days.

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    Haven't watched any of the new Star Wars movies.

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    you're my sweetie pie Cuppycake Gumdrop's Avatar
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    Haven't watched any of the new Star Wars movies.
    Why not?

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    Can't be worse than The Last Jedi

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    Looks like crap. There are a million stories you could tell within the Star Wars universe. Stop rehashing the same old .

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    what uganda do about it? Joseph Kony's Avatar
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    that should be obvious

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    Stage I - Depression

    Really annoying they couldn't just create a new character and have Harrison Ford always be Solo. Also, a shame solo is not a black guy so the alt-right could on this movie. If the white guy gets to star in the awful remakes then their tiness is fine I guess. E

    Stage II - Anger

    I mean we already had a young Han Solo movie it was called Star Wars.

    Stage III - Bargaining

    I've liked the news ones too. I just saw the last one recently and it had some ing cringey comedy and I could see people not liking the new powers but I thought it worked and was mostly good but this is annoying to me. This is the problem with Hollywood people make a big deal when they recast with non-white guys but if the Adam Sandler crew had remade Ghostbusters it would have been just as ty and no one would have complained that much. Always rehashing . They should just come up with new characters in the Star Wars world.

    Stage IV - Depression

    20 years from now we will be seeing Asteroid Worm: The Movie, would be like tremors but with Skywalkers fighting it.

    Stage V - Acceptance


    That asteroid worm in Empire really was so ing stupid. I mean that movie's awesome and I even liked the scene but Jesus. What was it breathing and eating out there in deep space? Good thing that one didn't star a black guy or a woman or it would have gotten savaged

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    Stage VI - Trying Really ing Hard

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    I don't like it. I'd rather see some kind of story where some pirate wrongs one of the Tuscan Raiders. Maybe steals a droid from them when they're on route to the Jawa. Then the Raiders end up attacking the cantina or something.
    I got another idea that I would need your Star Wars track/blues expertise on.

    It's about black Sand athletes that could run really fast while also focusing on blues players in local Mos Eisley cantinas.

    One more movie I have on the back burner is called Planet Olangapo. Might be more of a do entary.

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    Star Wars was doomed as soon as Disney bought it.. It used to feel like an event, now it's just summer movie fodder

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    Yeah Star Wars is clearly doomed

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    yeah these last 3 movies are 3 of the 25 highest grossing films ever

    TFA and TLJ are both top 10

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    Let's be real. It's gonna suck.

    And we're still gonna watch.

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    Let's be real. It's gonna suck.

    And we're still gonna watch.
    Yes! I'll wear my Harrison Ford mask and pantaloons!

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    Han Solo should be black/trans if they really want to make $$$ This current iteration comes off as privileged and I like my scoundrels to be scrappy.

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