Avante vs SFS Contest: Useless List Creating Ability

[spurraider21]

Vote responsibly. This is an official contest.

[Avante]

When you are surrounded by know nothings, the easiest way to communicate is a simple list. If anyone here could talk......

Once blacks started running at southern schools other than the HBCU who were the first to make a National impact?

What sprinters started out in the short sprints only to end up a stud 400m cat?

What 110 hurdlers were studs on a 4x1 relay?

If you were putting together a USA all time 4x1 team who runs the individual legs?


All that is way too complex for know nothings so ya stick to simple lists.


Speaking of lists....

Rolling Stones Magazine.....the all time 500 albums, yep...a list
Rolling Stones Magazine....the all time top 100 guitarists, yep....a list
The top 40 Songs....yep, a list
The All Time Top Movies....yep, a list.

And it goes on and on and on and................................


I was in the barber shop waiting to get my hair cut, one of the magazines....Rolling Stone Magazine Top 500 Albums. I had to have this.

Avante....(once in the chair)...ah.....anyway I could get that magazine, I gotta have it.
Joe..(barber)....see that sticker (his address because he subscribed) tear that off and it's yours, deal?
Avante...deal.

[Avante]

How many.....AVANTE....threads do we have here, I'm not being trolled am I, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

I can list every school there is that can fill 8 lanes with quality 100/200/400 sprinters, 110hurdlers. And do the same with NFL teams.

Only Avante can do this.

KC Chiefs All Time 100m

lane

1.Joe Delaney NWLa 9.4
2.Jamaal Charles Texas 10.18
3.Stone Johnson Grambling 9.3 (Oly 200m/WR holder)
4.Tyreek Hill Okie State 10.18
5.Sammie Parker Oregon 10.17
6.Ken Thomas SJS 10.0m
7.Eddie Kennison LSU NFL Fastest Man winner
8.Warren McVea Houston 9.5

It's funny watching just how hard you people work at this, this thread another example. Why this overwelming need to fight this, why not just accept the fact Avante knows track/football/blues and learn things? I would love to have somebody around who knows things, I'd get all I could.

Why you midgets fight this like ya do when it's so damn obvious...old guy here who knows his ....??????????????


Human nature, ha~~~~ There are two posters here I have told...you will be ignored, they are Blake and Pavlov, look at them, hahahaha~~~ And I knew that is what they would do, yep....human nature. I brag about my knowledge knowing what will happen, yep.....human nature. I made a living knowing....human nature.

So keep..AVANTE...at the head of the page, one thread after another, just don'r troll me, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~

[Pavlov]

How many.....AVANTE....threads do we have here, I'm not being trolled am I

Yes, you are being trolled.

And you fall for it every time.


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[Avante]

A master at work.

[Pavlov]

A master at work.

You are a master at being trolled.

hahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

Go ahead, do the same stupid you always do.

Watch this dummy do it.

[Avante]

Getting back to useless/ ty lists.

In my EXPERT opinion

Top 10 Rasslers pre Hulk Hogan

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3."Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers
4.Verne Gagne
5.Killer Kowalski
6.Fred Blassie
7.Edouard Carpentier
8.Antonio Rocca
9.The Sheik
10. the Brusier

[Pavlov]

hahahahhaha~~~~~~

He totally did what I told him to do!

Yep-- I'm his daddy.

Watch him do it again.

hahahahahah~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Finally a place to totally unleash that amazing amount of knowledge only Avante posseses. Love it~~~~~~~~~

All Time NFL WR 100m (won't count some failed experiments like Jimmy Hines, Tommie Smith, Frank Budd, or those who rarely played like Michael Bates a kick returner mostly)

lane

1.Willie Gault 10.10 Bears/Tennesee
2.Jacoby Ford 10.01 Raiders/Clemson
3.Bob Hayes 10.06 Cowboys/FAMU
4.Tyreek Hill 10.18 Chiefs/Okie State
5.Homer Jones 9.3? Giants/TSU
6.Cliff Branch 9.2 Raiders/Colorado
7.Mel Gray 9.2 Cards/Mo
8.Johnny Jones 10.2 Jets/Texas

Can't ignore....

J.D.Hill Bills/ASU 9.3
Isacc Curtis Bengals/Cal 9.3

Willie McGee Chargers/Alcorn was a WR 9.1m but.....he did barely enought to get a mention.

A ton of 9.4/10.2ish cats.

[Pavlov]

hahahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~

He's doing it again just like a told him too.

Make your daddy -- me -- proud and do more of your stupid , Avante!

hahahahahahahahahahah~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

How about critters in pro rasslin', ya know...

Gorilla Monsoon
Animal Seele
Ox Baker
Bull Ramos
Tiger Jeet Singh
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
The Elephant Boy
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Don Eagle
The Beast
Moondog Mayne
Moose Cholak

So who ya got?

[Avante]

How about them pre 1931 (too many important ones recorded in 1930) Mississippi Delta Blues

Rude Lacy
Freddie Spruell ...was he really from Miss?
Bobby Grant
Geechie Wiley
Tommy Johnson....sold his soul at them crossroads...first.
Ishman Bracey
Cryin' Sam Collins
Henry Sims
Bukka White
Mississippi John Hurt....actually Bentonia
Rosa May Moore
Charlie McCoy
Mississippi Bracey
Son House
Willie Brown
Kid Bailey
Charley Patton....has to be heard to be believed.
Charley Taylor
Elvie Thomas
Garfield Akers
Joe Callicott
Mattie Delaney
The Mississippi Sheiks
Bo Carter


I don't believe William Harris was from Mississippi, he first recorded in Alabama and talks about Birmingham. Nothing really points him to Mississippi.

[Pavlov]

How about critters in pro rasslin', ya know...

Gorilla Monsoon
Animal Seele
Ox Baker
Bull Ramos
Tiger Jeet Singh
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
The Elephant Boy
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
Don Eagle
The Beast
Moondog Mayne
Moose Cholak

So who ya got?

I got an old man dancing like a puppet on my string.


hahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~~

Now post moar lists, dummy!

[Avante]

All Time NFL RB 100m

lane

1.Bo Jackson Raiders/Auburn
2.Herschel Walker Cowboys/Ga
3.Michael Bennett Vikes/Wisconsin
4.O.J.Simpson Bills/USC
5.Ollie Matson Rams/USF
6.Jamaal Charles Chiefs/Texas
7.Travis Williams Packers/ASU
8.Curtis ey Colts/Tex A&M..............only NFL RB (while at A&M) who was world ranked in the 100m.

Bob Hayes is the fastest RB in history, but as we know once in the NFL he was switched to WR.

[Avante]

Who wins this?

A

Shaq
Kobe
Baylor
Malone
MJ

B

Wilt
Oscar
Duncan
Magic
Frazier

C

Jabbar
Curry
Durant
Bird
Westbrook

D

Russell
Dr.J
LaBron
Barkley
Pippen

[Avante]

20 Man Battle Royal, who wins this?

Terry Funk
Harley Race
Gene Kniski
Pepper Gomez
Mil Mascaras
Big Bill Miller
Superstar Billy Graham
Jack Brisco
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Wilbur Snyder
Fritz Von Erich
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Ox Baker
Abdullah the Butcher
King Kong Bundy
Killer Khan
Brusier Brody
Ray Stevens
Don Leo Jonathan
Dusty Rhodes

[DJR210]

Avante vs SFS: Who Will Die First Contest

Avante out the gates with a masive lead

[Avante]

All Time USA White 100m

lane

1. Charles Paddock USC
2. Frank Wykoff USC
3. Hal Davis Cal
4. Bobby Morrow ACU
5. Dave Sime Duke
6. Mel Patton USC
7. Lindy Remigino Manhatten
8. Thane Baker Kansas State

"B"

lane

1.Marty Kruelee SDS
2.Fred Kuller USC
3.George Simpson Ohio St
4.John Teeters Okla St
5.Kevin Little Drake
6.John Roderick SMU
7.Darel Newman Fresno St
8.Clyde Jeffreys Stanford

"C'

lane

1.Cy Leland TCU
2.Larry Questad Stanford
3.Doug Hawken ASU
4.Rocky Woods Tex A&M
5.Mark Lutz Kansas
6.Dean Smith Texas
7.Gerry Ashworth Dartmouth
8.Jackson Sholtz Missouri

"D'

lane

1.Claude Bracey Rice
2.Bill Woodhouse ACU
3.Jerry Bright ASU
4.Jim Farmer Fres Pac
5.Carrol Thrift Tenn
6.Mike Miller Indiana
7.Tom Jones UCLA
8.George Anderson Cal

"E"

lane

1.Sam Stroller Michigan
2.Roland Locke Nebraska
3.Tim Dwight Iowa
4.Sam Workman Fres St
5.Steve Haas Oxy
6.Ben Vaughn Ga Tech
7.Richmond Flowers Tenn
8.Perrin Walker Georgia

Who are the four footballers?

[Avante]

Avante vs SFS: Who Will Die First Contest

Avante out the gates with a masive lead

Dude, talk movies, TV shows, or just act dumb, ok?

[Avante]

What NFLer...

First to run back a KO to score on MNF
And....the first to e the ball, yep...the daddy of that.
And...while in college he beat Bob Hayes in an NAIA 200m

Who?

[Avante]

Little people, ya have no idea how deep Avante goes into his interests. I actually get physically ill thinking I might have missed something, that cannot happen.

I started all this as a little kid, (the blues came later) that was a long time ago. So give up on the silly bull , ok, it makes ya look stupid. OBVIOUSLY....I'm kneedeep into the things that interest me. I MUST know it all, so.....I do. IF....the interest is there.

Embrace the knowledge, take notes, ok?

By the time I was 12 I had three note books full of football, rasslin', track stats/info. Who here can talk Lenny Lyles, yep...who? See the difference between know it alls and know nothings?

[Pavlov]

Now post moar lists, dummy!

All Time NFL RB 100m

lane

1.Bo Jackson Raiders/Auburn
2.Herschel Walker Cowboys/Ga
3.Michael Bennett Vikes/Wisconsin
4.O.J.Simpson Bills/USC
5.Ollie Matson Rams/USF
6.Jamaal Charles Chiefs/Texas
7.Travis Williams Packers/ASU
8.Curtis ey Colts/Tex A&M..............only NFL RB (while at A&M) who was world ranked in the 100m.

Bob Hayes is the fastest RB in history, but as we know once in the NFL he was switched to WR.

Who wins this?

A

Shaq
Kobe
Baylor
Malone
MJ

B

Wilt
Oscar
Duncan
Magic
Frazier

C

Jabbar
Curry
Durant
Bird
Westbrook

D

Russell
Dr.J
LaBron
Barkley
Pippen

20 Man Battle Royal, who wins this?

Terry Funk
Harley Race
Gene Kniski
Pepper Gomez
Mil Mascaras
Big Bill Miller
Superstar Billy Graham
Jack Brisco
Cowboy Bob Ellis
Wilbur Snyder
Fritz Von Erich
Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Ox Baker
Abdullah the Butcher
King Kong Bundy
Killer Khan
Brusier Brody
Ray Stevens
Don Leo Jonathan
Dusty Rhodes

All Time USA White 100m

lane

1. Charles Paddock USC
2. Frank Wykoff USC
3. Hal Davis Cal
4. Bobby Morrow ACU
5. Dave Sime Duke
6. Mel Patton USC
7. Lindy Remigino Manhatten
8. Thane Baker Kansas State

"B"

lane

1.Marty Kruelee SDS
2.Fred Kuller USC
3.George Simpson Ohio St
4.John Teeters Okla St
5.Kevin Little Drake
6.John Roderick SMU
7.Darel Newman Fresno St
8.Clyde Jeffreys Stanford

"C'

lane

1.Cy Leland TCU
2.Larry Questad Stanford
3.Doug Hawken ASU
4.Rocky Woods Tex A&M
5.Mark Lutz Kansas
6.Dean Smith Texas
7.Gerry Ashworth Dartmouth
8.Jackson Sholtz Missouri

"D'

lane

1.Claude Bracey Rice
2.Bill Woodhouse ACU
3.Jerry Bright ASU
4.Jim Farmer Fres Pac
5.Carrol Thrift Tenn
6.Mike Miller Indiana
7.Tom Jones UCLA
8.George Anderson Cal

"E"

lane

1.Sam Stroller Michigan
2.Roland Locke Nebraska
3.Tim Dwight Iowa
4.Sam Workman Fres St
5.Steve Haas Oxy
6.Ben Vaughn Ga Tech
7.Richmond Flowers Tenn
8.Perrin Walker Georgia

Who are the four footballers?

Dude, talk movies, TV shows, or just act dumb, ok?

What NFLer...

First to run back a KO to score on MNF
And....the first to e the ball, yep...the daddy of that.
And...while in college he beat Bob Hayes in an NAIA 200m

Who?

Little people, ya have no idea how deep Avante goes into his interests. I actually get physically ill thinking I might have missed something, that cannot happen.

I started all this as a little kid, (the blues came later) that was a long time ago. So give up on the silly bull , ok, it makes ya look stupid. OBVIOUSLY....I'm kneedeep into the things that interest me. I MUST know it al, so.....I do. IF....the interest is there.

Embrace the knowledge, take notes, ok?

Take notes on how to try so hard when no one cares!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~

[Avante]

Ok, gotta go see a man about a camel, had my fun with our resident leg humper.

Adios~~~~~~~~~~

[monosylab1k]

I voted Avante, though I’m sure if SFS really wanted to, he could be better than Avante at this, because he’s better than Avante at everything.

[johnsmith]

I voted Avante, though I’m sure if SFS really wanted to, he could be better than Avante at this, because he’s better than Avante at everything.

Truth