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    Veteran InRareForm's Avatar
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    It matters she was married?

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    What a dumb mechanic to be in a running car in a closed garage.

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    It matters she was married?
    adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

    that's unimaginably ty for the husband

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    What an irresponsible mechanic. He didn't even have his safety goggles on.

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    What kind of mechanic leaves his tool in the vagina of a dead broad? Definitely not ASE certified.

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    adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

    that's unimaginably ty for the husband
    Blake ok?

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    What an irresponsible mechanic. He didn't even have his safety goggles on.
    What kind of mechanic leaves his tool in the vagina of a dead broad? Definitely not ASE certified.
    0/2

    you'll get one eventually. keep swinging

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    0/2

    you'll get one eventually. keep swinging
    Bend over, I'll show you keep swinging.

    Is...is that a good'n?

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    Did he leave his tool in her trunk?

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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Can you check my oil?
    Sure
    Hey..that's not the oil pan.
    Well, that's not a dipstick.

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    It's tougher than it seems. It'd be better if he was a plumber.

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    Damns (Given): 0 Blake's Avatar
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    Yup.

    How bout you?

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    It's tougher than it seems. It'd be better if he was a plumber.
    It's like a family feud question. Top 7 answers in the board.

    How would you describe the husband who walked in having sex with a mechanic?

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    His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.

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    Damns (Given): 0 Blake's Avatar
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    His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.

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    All she asked for was a rear end alignment

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    His torque wrench was dead on balls accurate.
    winner

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    adds to the drama of the story, certainly. especially considering the husband came home to find the two dead in the garage mid-pork

    that's unimaginably ty for the husband
    on the bright side... won't have to split money 50/50 anymore and will have a free and better sex life

    on the downside... the embarrassment of getting cucked and you're going to have to s out a few hundred for an interior car cleaning.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    The 41-year-old woman was apparently paying for work on her car by having sex with the 56-year-old mechanic
    brazzerslogo.jpg

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    What movie is that?

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    Good Morning Vietnam

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