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Manu Ginobili likes to knit sweaters in his free time.
And by "knit", I mean "score", and by "sweaters", I mean "three-pointers".
Jesus wears a "WWMD" bracelet.
Manu Ginobili likes to knit sweaters in his free time.
And by "knit", I mean "score", and by "sweaters", I mean "three-pointers".
[QUOTE=samikeyp]Manu is so fast....he turns off the lights and he is under the covers before it gets dark.
This one is easy to do. Just use a remote control.
The chief export of Manu Ginobili is heartbreak.
[QUOTE=gospursgooo]spoiler
manu doesn't need a remote control
When Manu retires the #20 will be retired as well. Not just from the Spurs but from use by the entire human race. Children will learn to count, "18, 19, 21, 22."
The boogey man checks his closet for Manu Ginobili before he goes to sleep.
Many kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas.
Manu Ginobili designed the NBA logo with himself as the model, but he thought it was the worst graphic design ever and sold it to Jerry West.
Manu Ginobili is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
The original premise of 24 was to follow Manu Ginobili through the troubles and dangers of a single offensive possession. The producers soon realized that such a show would sweep the Emmy's and make everything else on television look bad. So they instead threw together a plot about some terrorists to show how Manu would handle a day full of problems, but due to licensing issues they changed his name to Jack Bauer.
Manu Ginobili ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Manu Ginobili has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Manu Ginobili doesn't believe in Germany.
One day Manu Ginobili walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Manu is so masculine, If you take the man out of Manu, all you are left with is u.
PORTLAND, Ore. -- Following a ho-hum fourth quarter performance by San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili in the team's 107-98 victory over the Portland Trailblazers Monday night, the Pacific Northwest franchise will announce a name change.
Sources within the Trailblazer organization confirmed a previously published report from The Associated Press that the team would be renamed the Portland Ginobilis.
The team's assistant general manager declined to confirm the news until a 4 p.m. PST press conference.
"We're not even thinking of changing the name," Kevin Pritchard said. "And even if we were, we would change the city name, too. The Manu Ginobilis have a nice ring to it."
-- Story will update as news breaks. --
When God said, "...and let there be light!" Manu said, "Say please."
Manu Ginobili has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
man, how you people keep coming up with these!?
The last game the Spurs lost vs JBlazers was @POR, Jan 05, both teams were shooting very well then, too.
A great game by the future 05 Champions, but Darius Miles, averaging only 13 PPG, hit 17 pts in the 4th qtr.
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When a tree falls in the Argentinean forest, Manu alone hears it.
The Ice Age only occured because Manu was giving God the cold shoulder
Manu Ginobili can take off his underwear without taking off his pants first
JB rules!
I'm sure the chopper would add some value to this thread.
Manu Ginobili's balls are the gravitational foundation of physics. They store more mass than Jupiter, Saturn, and 10 black holes combined.
Upon hearing that Allen Iverson was "the Answer", Manu Ginobili flew to Philly. Allen Iverson then made that commercial that details his numerous injuries.
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