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When Manu Ginobili does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
If you replace "Jesus" with "Manu," the Bible makes more sense
When Manu Ginobili does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
Manu Ginobili gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.
Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Manu Ginobili. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Manu Ginobili was God.
Manu Ginobili once won a game of chess against Bobby Fischer. In one move.
Manu Ginobili won a decathalon while only competing in 9 events.
...and on the seventh day Manu Ginobili said, "I'll take it from here."
Manu made me look ing re ed yesterday. ! I am mad that after I said Portland won he and that team made me eat my words!!
I saw Hansel do that.
Last edited by smeagol; 11-21-2006 at 10:01 PM.
this one is going on my sig
A unicorn once kicked Manu Ginobili. That's why they no longer exist.
Manu Ginobili once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Stern is working a new rule for next season. If Manu plays, the opposing team is allowed 6 players on the floor
When Manu Ginobili exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Manu Ginobili once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Manu Ginobili plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Manu Ginobili. This amuses Manu Ginobili because he is bulletproof.
Manu Ginobili's wris ch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."
Manu is actually right handed. He just dribbles with his left to leave his dominant hand free to slap any opponents with the audacity to try to guard him.
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt once said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." If Manu ever gets his hands on a time machine that speech is going to have one big change in it.
Now we finally know "Who's on first?"
A Manu fart could patch up that little hole in the ozone problem we have.
When normal people pass away, the Grim Reaper comes for their soul. When the Grim Reaper dies, Manu comes for him.
Ditka only needed one player, Manu Ginobili. He would have cut the entire 1985 Bears team and fired Buddy Ryan if Manu didn't already have a commitment to his "8 yrs. and under" Fall league team.
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