Has anybody ever had threesome?

[Good 'N Plenty]

I have my hands full with one woman at a time let alone two.

[nkdlunch]

I rather bang one girl after another.

[tlongII]

Yes.

[Spam]

Yes.

Switching hands doesn't count.

[spursaretheone]

I did at my bachelor party. The only thing that sucks was that I wasnt able to feel anything cuz i had one of them disensitizing condoms on. Oh well the chicks were hot though.

[Zombie]

I just did yesterday with two girls, it was awesome! We came back from the club and went at it I felt like American Pyscho.

Sitting in a corner jacking off is not a 3 some!

[TheSanityAnnex]

Sitting in a corner jacking off is not a 3 some!

And sitting shotgun in an 18 wheeler while jacking off and watching Large Marge give Billy Bob a blowjob is?

[jman3000]

i actually had a chance at one my senior year in high school... i was too goody goody to go for it though.

[Jimcs50]

yep...had to jump out a second story window when their husbands came home early from an all night fishing trip.

yeah, and I still have your jeans with your wallet in the back pocket, you dirty bas . Too bad your credit limit was so low.

[tlongII]

So you cheated on your wife days before the wedding? how long did that marriage last?

How could he be cheating on his wife if she wasn't his wife yet?

[Mixability]

How could he be cheating on his wife if she wasn't his wife yet?

I'm guessing you're single and prefer to stay that way, huh?

I hope the wool keeps you warm at night.

[tlongII]

I'm guessing you're single and prefer to stay that way, huh?

I hope the wool keeps you warm at night.

and I'm guessing you're hen-pecked, huh?

[Jimcs50]

and I'm guessing you're hen-pecked, huh?

The word is pussy whipped.

[tlongII]

The word is pussy whipped.

That too.

[Mixability]

hmmm, being faithful = pussy whipped?

Interesting.

[Jimcs50]

hmmm, being faithful = pussy whipped?

Interesting.

or being faithful is just just not having any hotties wanting to do you anyway, yes?

[PakiDan]

I had a threesome with DIO and Johnny Blaze, it sucked because Blaze's Asian pee pee was to small, and DIO was too intrested in himself.

I hate you.

[Mixability]

or being faithful is just just not having any hotties wanting to do you anyway, yes?

just because they're on your payroll and called "assistants" doesn't mean they WANT or HAVE to do you.

[ATX Spur]

[Jimcs50]

just because they're on your payroll and called "assistants" doesn't mean they WANT or HAVE to do you.

I am not talking about myself. I DO NOT DO MY "ASSISTANTS".


Jeesh, I show you guys one picture and it gets all twisted up on me. You all have dirty dirty minds.

[tlongII]

I am not talking about myself. I DO NOT DO MY "ASSISTANTS".


Jeesh, I show you guys one picture and it gets all twisted up on me. You all have dirty dirty minds.

I would appreciate if you posted more pictures.

[dg7md]

Apparently it's only possible to cheat on someone if you're technically married at a ceremony while enforcing the technical side of things.

"No honey I didn't cheat on you, I messed around with some girls the day before our wedding!"

Man. No wonder marriages don't last like they used to.

[Mrs.Jimcs50]

I am not talking about myself. I DO NOT DO MY "ASSISTANTS".

I believe you 100%, honey.

It takes two glasses of cognac, a half-bottle of Viagra, and repeated viewings of Troy to get you into a semi-decent two-way.

[1Parker1]

and repeated viewings of Troy to get you into a semi-decent two-way.

Jim, I don't think you're ever going to live down the Brad Pitt thing.

[703 Spurz]

I did at my bachelor party. The only thing that sucks was that I wasnt able to feel anything cuz i had one of them disensitizing condoms on. Oh well the chicks were hot though.

Hope your wife saws your johnson off man. Thats some sick