Et tu, Brute?
I'm crushed.
Right to fart
Right to clean air
You wanting to know if it's permissable to leave the booger sculptures on display on the desktops?
Et tu, Brute?
I'm crushed.
I have no idea how I got "pole smoking in the workplace" out of that, but that's what I read at first glance.
Sorry!
My mother still thinks that I need to go to charm school.
Probably just wishful thinking; we all know "pole smoking" is very acceptable in the workplace!
Encouraged, dear. Encouraged.
While we are on the subject, what doctor would i go to figure out why i have chronic gas? My girlfriend is about to leave me.... So who is that fart doctor?
Why is it that guys are so intrigued and deleriously drawn to "toilet humor". I farted and laughed so hard at the same time, I had to check myself reading these.
Ooops, I just let one fly! Mine do not smell, though.
I grew up with 3 brothers, have been married twice (both times to men), and I have 2 sons. I've been surrounded by, no, engulfed in testosterone, all my life. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" has been my motto since the age of 3.
Would you like to hear me burp the alphabet, or perhaps light a fart on fire?
This thread is not good for my libido.
Wow, if you're looking to Spurstalk for libido help...........why don't you try a doctor instead? Maybe he will help explain to you that yes, women fart.
Especially of the "scratch and sniff" variety.
OMG, are you 12?
No they don't.....
Whatever. Next lie to come out of your mouth is that women go "poo-poo" also.
Unacceptable.
Trust me, women are nasty little beings. That's why I hang out with dudes.
In the interest of your sex life, I'll stop there.
Don't getting me wrong...I'm all for "nasty little beings."
It's the "big farting cows" that concern me.
They contribute to global warming. We all have observed this when we sit on a chair that is strangely warm after somebody else has sat on it.
I hope Saphire (and everyone else for that matter) knows my sarcasm. My sense of humor sometimes needs to be indentified properly I suppose. So know I'm just kidding around most of the time (even though humor is 90% based in truth).
I grew up in an old southern family where women never discussed "farting". In fact the "F" word isn't actually used in my home today....I'm still uncomfortable with a woman saying "fart".
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going out to have a hot tea on the terrace and watch Jeb preparing the fields for the spring planting.
In antebellum times, women would just blame it on the dog.
That explains a lot. Mrs. Chopper and I need to talk.
In honor of the Chopster, I will now say that I flatuated instead.
It sounds more klassy.
You're officially back in my "circle of trust".
And yes, I need to micturate rather than "go pee", and I need to "drop the kids off at the pool" rather than "poop."
And I am not a big farting cow. So
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