Ed Helicopter Jones
02-01-2005, 08:02 PM
I stumbled across this gem in the HEB Spurs Hero contest:
From the contest site:
"We want to know who your Spurs hero is! In 100 words or less, tell us which Spur and why. The selected entry will win the ultimate field trip for their class to the Mrs Baird’s San Antonio bakery with their Spurs hero!
The entry:
First Name: Aggie H. Last Name: Fan
Grade: 15th Grade Teacher: Professor Hita
School: TAMU
District: Big 12 South
Malik Rose is my hero. I'm impressed by people who are too short for their position who still manage to find a way into the NBA. What's really amazing is that he is not only short, but he is fat and doesn't really jump too well. Couple this with the fact that his outside game is miserable and under the basket he's been known to eat more leather than a Tyranosaurus Rex and it's a freaking marvel that the man gets paid seven million dollars a year to play a game most of us would play for free. God Bless America!!!
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From the contest site:
"We want to know who your Spurs hero is! In 100 words or less, tell us which Spur and why. The selected entry will win the ultimate field trip for their class to the Mrs Baird’s San Antonio bakery with their Spurs hero!
The entry:
First Name: Aggie H. Last Name: Fan
Grade: 15th Grade Teacher: Professor Hita
School: TAMU
District: Big 12 South
Malik Rose is my hero. I'm impressed by people who are too short for their position who still manage to find a way into the NBA. What's really amazing is that he is not only short, but he is fat and doesn't really jump too well. Couple this with the fact that his outside game is miserable and under the basket he's been known to eat more leather than a Tyranosaurus Rex and it's a freaking marvel that the man gets paid seven million dollars a year to play a game most of us would play for free. God Bless America!!!
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