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TwAnKiEs
06-29-2008, 04:02 PM
Go to google's homepage and type "find Chuck Norris and click on the first find...


:lmao

tp2021
06-29-2008, 04:03 PM
:rollin

ashbeeigh
06-29-2008, 04:56 PM
I think I may be one of the only girls on the planet that laughs uncontrollably at Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why I find them funny.

Brutalis
06-29-2008, 05:01 PM
Well, I smiled.

PakiDan
06-29-2008, 07:02 PM
:rollin :rollin

RashoFan
06-29-2008, 07:16 PM
:lol

Slydragon
06-29-2008, 09:18 PM
:lol

The George Hill
06-29-2008, 11:33 PM
George Hill is not pleased. George Hill finds no humor in a man whose career was resurrected upon the telling of jokes about his abilities. George Hill possesses those abilities, and Chuck Norris is simply piggybacking upon George Hill's greatness. The abilities of George Hill are no laughing matter.

mrsmaalox
06-30-2008, 12:22 AM
Post a link...please. It's just too much work to find it myself!!! :dramaquee

Spurtacus
06-30-2008, 02:13 AM
George Hill is not pleased. George Hill finds no humor in a man whose career was resurrected upon the telling of jokes about his abilities. George Hill possesses those abilities, and Chuck Norris is simply piggybacking upon George Hill's greatness. The abilities of George Hill are no laughing matter.

lol. :toast

Sense
06-30-2008, 02:19 AM
chuck norris jokes are a bit old.... but nice job finding em

TwAnKiEs
06-30-2008, 07:46 AM
Post a link...please. It's just too much work to find it myself!!! :dramaquee

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS247&=&q=find+chuck+norris&btnG=Google+Search

DarkReign
06-30-2008, 07:53 AM
That was different than what I was expecting. I laughed.

Taco
06-30-2008, 08:10 AM
http://rebelyid.blogspot.com/2008/06/truth-about-chuck-norris.html

"Chuck Norris can stop time for up to two hours by thinking about pineapples."


"Chuck Norris once boned the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles."


"Chuck Norris's poop is used as currency in Argentina."


"Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull."


"At Chuck Norris's bachelor party, he ate the entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."


"Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik's Cube and poop it out solved."


"The only reason World War II occured was because Chuck Norris was taking a nap."


"The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich."


"Chuck Norris can speak Braille."


and this is my last example,


"Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom Full House. He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets."


I feel so educated when I hang around a college campus

stretch
06-30-2008, 08:17 AM
I think I may be one of the only girls on the planet that laughs uncontrollably at Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know why I find them funny.

a couple girls i work with love them too so you arent alone

ATRAIN
06-30-2008, 08:58 AM
http://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/d_7531.jpg

Mr.Bottomtooth
06-30-2008, 09:49 AM
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak... and the steak did what it was told.

mrsmaalox
06-30-2008, 10:10 AM
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS247&=&q=find+chuck+norris&btnG=Google+Search

:lmao :lmao Thanks sweetie!

sa_butta
06-30-2008, 10:13 AM
That was pretty good.

Mister Sinister
06-30-2008, 01:44 PM
Bill Brasky > Chuck Norris.

Spuradicator
06-30-2008, 03:04 PM
:lol

tp2021
06-30-2008, 03:47 PM
Shagia, your sig is fuckin hilarious!

rAm
06-30-2008, 04:15 PM
Shagia, your sig is fuckin hilarious!

this

Mister Sinister
06-30-2008, 04:16 PM
:lol Thanks. I burst into that spiel just randomly with my friends, and they love it. They say I can bring it to life. :lol Whatever.