Stop!

[Spurgal]

With all of the negative threads about Malik Rose! We already know that things haven't been going so well for him, so why keep on adding negative thoughts on any of the open threads that talk crap about him. I know a lot of you may not agree with me, (especially JACKASS AHF) but regardless of the mistake Malik made In the Kings game, he had been putting all of his energy In playing well. So, please stop being so negative over Malik Rose and concentrate on the good things, like the win against the Sonics last night



http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/manu-ginobili_360.jpg

[Guru of Nothing]

Don't shoot the messengers.

[usckk]

Well, I do agree that Malik puts all his effort and concentration when he plays. However, he's just not performing up to his normal standards. Anyways, it is normal that people here are scolding over player's poor performances. Heck, some people are even criticizing Duncan's play lately, so I wouldn't be worried about what people say.

[SequSpur]

Tell Malik to give back his salary then and renegotiate for the league minimum, that is what he plays like.

[T Park]

Spurgal, I understand you love the guy.

But hes made Rasho Nesterovic look like an all star compared to how bad hes played.


His mind numbing stupidity vs Sacramento was the last straw IMO.

If you can get Donyell Marshall, practically someone that would be a perfect fit, YOU DO IT.

But, if Toronto is not willing to do it.

THen the whole BS threads ARE moot, and its no biggie.

But Malik should be critisized for his pathetic play, just as every player on the team that has, like Rasho, Brent Barry, Tim Duncan, and others.

No one is exempt from critique.

[violentkitten]

tpark understands your lust for malik rose spursgal, its the same way he felt when he first laid eyes on rasho neste...er, his fiance. love is a difficult thing

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Tell him to put all his effort and energy into getting garbage baskets and boards, instead of trying to be the 20/10/5 Tim/Manu hybrid he seems to aspire to be for some reason, and we'll leave him alone.

The truth hurts, so has Malik's play of late. If you're as tight as you say you are with him (despite the restraining order and all), do us all a favor and tell him to quit trying to save the fvcking world and just go back to '01-'02. I.E., hustle, dive for loose balls, pass more on offense, and don't try and go one on three when he has the ball.

The rest will take care of itself.

[Manu20]

Ever since Malik devolop that so called jumpshot his game went downhill. The year the spurs won the championship Malik was pure hustle and played SMART.

[usckk]

He really shouldn't shoot. His shot is pretty bad.

[SPARKY]

Ah yes Malik shouldn't shoot but nevermind Horry while he manages to brick J after J after J.

[Solid D]

I still like Malik. I don't think he's leaving. I plan on cheering Malik on and maybe even go to take in a movie and a Philly's Phamous sandwich some night soon.

People make mistakes. Malik is sometimes "on" and sometimes "off". Besides, even if the Donyell Marshall trade rumor were true, I'm not thinking Donyell is any more "on" than Malik can be. They're just different on-again-off-again players.

[SPARKY]

But he's so tall. And he's different. Tall and different are good, right? After all, Danny Ferry was 6'10" and he could shoot. Yeah, I'd want him on the court anytime.

[Spurgal]

Ever since Malik devolop that so called jumpshot his game went downhill. The year the spurs won the championship Malik was pure hustle and played SMART.

I agree with you Manu20.

I just wish he would continue with that energy he had In the past so that he can shut some of these Jackasses up! (and yes, I'm talking about you, AHF! )

[Spurgal]

And he plans on adding more to his collection...

http://www.malikrose.net/images/rightimage5.jpg

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

You're such an idiot, you realize that? By starting this thread, you just brought more hate on your boy.

Silly little stalker girl.

[SPARKY]

Is it any wonder why AHF sleeps in a barn?

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Marcus, can't you come up with something better than what the UTSA reject (Mr. Dio) does on this site?

[Walton Buys Off Me]

That's the most sense I've ever read from T Park.

[violentkitten]

tpark never makes sense

[Spurgal]

tpark never makes sense

Neither does AHF

[CHAMPS AGAIN]

MALIK makes one foul or bad turn over POP take's him out and go's to the bench,I seen HORRY do worse in the same half or game one bad foul in the backcourt and POP keeps playing him.What gives.

[BronxCowboy]

I'm with you, Spurgal. Malik is taking enough shit already by just by being banished for his screw-up without all of these so called fans jumping on his back. Stand up for your man and tell all of these jerks to go to hell!!!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Neither does Rose getting paid 5 million and trying to play like he's getting paid 15, but I digress..

[T Park]

nevermind Horry while he manages to brick J after J after J.

How many shots as Malik Rose made to win any games? Let alone WCF games.


Who was that bustin his ass, playin great D, and nailing clutch three last night?

Oh, Robert Horry.


Youll need some makeup to cover the red on your face Cryant.

[T Park]

trying to play like he's getting paid 15, but I digress..

Like Jason Thompson said on his show yesterday.

Malik is the guy your chillin with your friends, who always says, when someone like Lebron James makes an unreal play "I could do that" "That aint nothin, give me the ball, Ill do that"

Malik.

Rebound, defend, dunk off of offensive rebounds, dont turn the ball over, set good picks.

THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO.

Too bad he thinks hes Jack Sikma.

[TDrules01]

Just Shut Up About Malik Already, He Sucks We Are Hoping To Get Rid Of Him But Might Not Happen. We Dont Need Malik We Have The Best Record In The Nba And We Have The Best Player In The World, Young Pg, And Ofcourse Manu Mania...so Malik Who.

[Walton Buys Off Me]

I'm starting to like this T Park kid.....

[Smackie Chan]

Look message boards are a way for people to express themselves, After 9/11 how many topics where on everyone's websites? The facts as I see them are as follows....


Do the spurs have the best record in the NBA? Are the Spurs in the playoffs yet?

Does Pop, RC and Holt know Rose is not producing? If you answered yes to any of those questions then relax and see how it all UN folds, I told you guys the Pop was very secretive about his business, I with a hand full of others posted that Pop and Rose have some personal issues when Rose was riding the bench last season, And we were told to shut out pie holes, It seems to me Rose has issues, and when he is not happy his play seems to suffer from it, I think there will be a trade made, Or I see Rose and Pop resolving there personal Issues and Rose will Blossom come playoffs.

Keep In mind Rose's agent, he could be Instigating a lot of what goes on also.

Just look back to AD and DA there was talk of $$ and it seemed like money ruins many teams, Just ask The Dolphins, after all that money they blew on Ricky Williams.


The way I see it as a Dallas maverick fan I have more to complain about than most of you, And I try not to Spam the forums with my cheesy takes.

So I leave you with this....If you don't like a topic don't reply to it and if it sucks that bad? It should have been on page two, already.

[SPARKY]

Horry bricks more than he hits and has done so for as long as he's been a Spur. Funny, I don't remember him hitting much in that Laker series last year, including that wide open look in Game 5 he had with about a minute left. You know, the one that must've slipped out of his hands. Yeah. Well, at least he hit the backboard.

That was the icing on the cake for him in that series because he otherwise didn't bring anything in the paint when it was needed so badly.

But, Horry can't be held to account for his inconsistent play and poor shooting because he's Robert Horry, onetime playoff performer. Yet when one points out that Malik Rose has been a playoff performer for the Spurs that is somehow invalid because it was "in the past" even though that past includes a 2nd title run in 2003 with Malik playing heavy minutes in the PF/C rotation.

I think Spurs fans deserve to see Malik just given away for nothing and then see the Spurs spend the next couple of years searching without success for a backup bigman. I bet Peter Holt is glad so many care about seeing him have a few more mil to spend on booze.

[ChumpDumper]

I think Spurs fans deserve to see Malik just given away for nothing and then see the Spurs spend the next couple of years searching without success for a backup bigman.But we do it every year, even with Malik here....

[SPARKY]

It's a self-inflicted problem that doesn't need to exist save for Pop's stubborness and the team's loathing of his contract, a loathing that's been there no matter how Lik has performed on the court.

Pop's done a lot of good in SA but then again, one of the Xs on his clipboard is Tim Duncan.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

At least when Horry misses he gets back and blocks shots.

Rose pulls his jersey over his head and cries about it.

[SPARKY]

Actually, Horry cries after he misses shots that badly.

Fuck man it's one play in the regular season and you're all over him. Then again you've been all over him for every fucking miscue he's made in every fucking game for the last 2 years or so.

[T Park]

Rose pulls his jersey over his head and cries about it.



case in point last night.

Horry misses a shot, comes down, and swats Luke Ridenour's weak layup into Pop's lap.


But, ask Malik

"I could do that, I dunked on Mutombo"

[SequSpur]

Malik and Horry are 2 different players.

Horry is far superior than Malik, inside and outside game. Horry has played as a smart player for a long time. I don't understand the comparison.

Look, Malik is just way overpaid for what he brings, thats all.

[SPARKY]

Yes, Malik has shown up in the postseason while Horry can only make the occasional play in the regular season now.

[T Park]

Malik has shown up in the postseason

one time in 03, and that means he has "Shown up"

I dont think so.

How many times does Horry have to bail this team out this year to put that in your thick philly phamous head?

[Ginofan]

Robert can miss jumper after jumper all he wants, he actually gets back on D and doesn't cry and beat himself up over it, causing more bad plays to happen.

Do you forget the Memphis series entirely or what? Robert and Tony's killer threes were a SIGNIFICANT factor for us. So he choked against his former team, Brent Barry has too (so far minus a quarter). People are expecting more out of Malik because he's getting paid more. When he screws up it gets in his head and he thinks he has to be TD or Manu to do good, then he screws up even more than he had before.

It's no secret that Pop has a grudge against Malik, but hell, I would too if we are paying a guy that much and he can't produce what a guy getting significantly less is producing.

[SPARKY]

one time in 03, and that means he has "Shown up"

I dont think so.

How many times does Horry have to bail this team out this year to put that in your thick philly phamous head?

and 2002 and 2001 and 2000 and 1999 and so on. Fuck man you call yourself a Spurs fan?

[T Park]

2002 and 2001 and 2000

Winning years no question.

Yeah, ive been going to Spurs games while you were picking your nose and saying airpane nimrod.



Get off Malik's jock and wake up.

[SPARKY]

Robert can miss jumper after jumper all he wants, he actually gets back on D and doesn't cry and beat himself up over it, causing more bad plays to happen.

Do you forget the Memphis series entirely or what?


No, but it is pretty forgettable all things considered. In the most important series for the Spurs he flamed out. Why? Again, he's not exactly the most desirable player to have in a frontcourt rotation when you are playing physical halfcourt ball.



Robert and Tony's killer threes were a SIGNIFICANT factor for us. So he choked against his former team, Brent Barry has too (so far minus a quarter). People are expecting more out of Malik because he's getting paid more.


There you go. Back to the contract.



When he screws up it gets in his head and he thinks he has to be TD or Manu to do good, then he screws up even more than he had before.


But, people are expecting more out of him. So you said.



It's no secret that Pop has a grudge against Malik, but hell, I would too if we are paying a guy that much and he can't produce what a guy getting significantly less is producing.

Or maybe he just has a grudge against him for no good reason and it's hurting the team in the process...

[SPARKY]

Winning years no question.

Then Duncan must suck too.



Yeah, ive been going to Spurs games while you were picking your nose and saying airpane nimrod.



Get off Malik's jock and wake up.


Oh no.

[T Park]

It's no secret that Pop has a grudge against Malik

That I disagree with.

Pop puts on the floor, the players that are playing the best, THAT NIGHT.

He doesnt care who it is.

Right now?? Malik doesnt fit because he wants to act like a 7 year old at the YMCA.

CBA Massenburg at least brought effort and some intelligence.

Malik is probobly the dumbest player in the league, playing basketball wise.

Very intelligent off the court, Special Ed on it.

[T Park]

Then Duncan must suck too.

Now we are comparing Rose to Duncan.


STOP THE INSANITY!!!

[Ginofan]

Hmmm let's see here:

Career Averages:
7.0PPG 4.60RPG 1.41TOs 17.5MPG
Playoff Averages:
6.2PPG 4.30RPG 1.17TOs 17.5MPG

I dont' see how that is producing every year he's been in the playoffs.

[Ginofan]

If pop didn't have a grudge against Malik then why has Malik sat the last two games without even getting a chance to prove he's playing poorly for that game?

[T Park]

uh, because he played horrible, and pulled a childlike idiotic stunt VS Sacramento???

Come on Ginofan.

[Ginofan]

Be that as it may, you wouldn't see any other player sat for two games if they pulled that. What happened with not playing Malik against Shaq and the Lakers last season.(when we all know he plays pretty good against Shaq)...come on even Malik admitted they had problems with each other.

[T Park]

you wouldn't see any other player sat for two games if they pulled that

Oh yes you would. But other players on the team are smart enough to get back on D, instead of acting dumb.



What happened with not playing Malik against Shaq and the Lakers last season.(when we all know he plays pretty good against Shaq)...come on even Malik admitted they had problems with each other

Yeah, Malik also admitted to sabotaging and playing badly on purpose to show up pop.

So you take a guy thats acting like an ass and just play him anyways???


Wrongo.

[SPARKY]

Rose has shown up in the postseason again and again and again. There you go, the stats definitely don't show a guy who hasn't come to play after doing well in the regular season.

[SPARKY]

Be that as it may, you wouldn't see any other player sat for two games if they pulled that. What happened with not playing Malik against Shaq and the Lakers last season.(when we all know he plays pretty good against Shaq)...come on even Malik admitted they had problems with each other.

Indeed. Whatever it is, it's not basketball related.

[T Park]

Whatever it is, it's not basketball related

Yeah, he was playing like an allstar before he got benched, it makes no sense!!

Why play a guy, that makes money, waste him and his contract on the bench, TOTALLY PROVES THE THEORY!!!

[SPARKY]

Hey, why not play a guy known for physical postseason play, including against a frontcourt with Shaq, especially when your team is losing a playoff series because it was getting physically worked inside?

No, but Malik did something in the regular season. We can't have Malik looking at Pop funny, so let's continue to do what wasn't working.

[T Park]

Yup. play a guy that di shit on purpose and sabotaged his own team and play.

That makes ALOT of sense.


Good old Cryant, defends the overpaid moron to the end.

[samikeyp]

I certainly do not want Malik traded but he has not been playing well of late. Nothing wrong with saying so. We would be even worse fans if we were ignoring it. I still have confidence in the guy.

[T Park]

As do I Mikey.

All Im saying, if he just plays tough, doesnt shoot jumpers, hustles, rebounds, defends, and doesnt turn the ball over, then yeah, you play him 25 minutes plus.

Until then, Horry, Rasho, Massenbrg are ahead of him in the rotation.

[SPARKY]

So if Malik doesn't play flawless basketball, as in not missing a shot, not committing a single turnover, not missing a rotation, then all is well? See this is the fucking problem for most of you, you are holding Rose to an unachievable standard and yet ignore the fact that every Spur can't play like that.

[ChumpDumper]

If he plays better than Tony Massenburg, he gets minutes back.

Tall order, apparently.

No pun intended.

[T Park]

lol.

He doesnt have to play perfect.

Just hustle, dont pull a fuckin jersey over your head.

And dont throw balls out of bounds 20 feet over there head, and 20 feet behind players.


Dont play stupid, hustle, and get garbage points, and defend your position.

He HASNT!! He has been plaing 04 Malik.

Jackin up jumpers, throwing balls out of bounds in crucial parts of the game, not getting back on D.


Malik doesnt have to play flawless. Just dumbless.

[SPARKY]

Yeah. I suppose he's playing much worse than Sean Marks too.

[SPARKY]

lol.

He doesnt have to play perfect.

Just hustle, dont pull a fuckin jersey over your head.

And dont throw balls out of bounds 20 feet over there head, and 20 feet behind players.


Dont play stupid, hustle, and get garbage points, and defend your position.

He HASNT!! He has been plaing 04 Malik.

Jackin up jumpers, throwing balls out of bounds in crucial parts of the game, not getting back on D.


Malik doesnt have to play flawless. Just dumbless.


So basically he has to play flawless basketball.

"dumbless"?

[T Park]

lol.

you just dont fuckin get it.

Yes dumbless.

DONT PLAY STUPID!!! Goddamnt whats so hard to understand.

Watch Robert Horry last night.

defend well, move without the ball, and rebound and put back shots.

Malik would rather play hide and seek under his jersey.


Malik can do no wrong.

[SPARKY]

Robert Horry usually makes a couple mistakes a game. Mass is good for that and a few more.

I'd be worried if the Spurs weren't making some mistakes. You don't win by being passive, by not attacking the rim. I don't find it necessary to blame every Spur for every fucking mistake they make.

[Spurgal]

What part of STOP with the negative comments about Malik do you guys not understand?

Leave Malik alone!

If you are a real Spurs Fan you would SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY and cut Malik some slack. There are times when Tim duncan, Tony Longoria (Ooops) Parker, Manu Ginobili, Rasho, and even the coach SUX at times...No one Is perfect. I know that Malik has a huge contract on his back, but that doesn't mean he's perfect... He Is just human like your ass and mine. I know that all these sorry attitudes came about when Malik made the mistake of pulling his jersey over his head. And what If he did? It was just a stupid mistake that any of us Imperfect fools could of made. I personally know that this has affected him but at the same time he holds a positive attitude that everything Is going to work out for the best. So, Instead of talking s**t about Malik or any other player that belongs to your favorite basketball team...Try giving them support In the good and bad times. Believe me...You will feel much happier and blessed.

[ZStomp]

With all of the negative threads about Malik Rose! We already know that things haven't been going so well for him, so why keep on adding negative thoughts on any of the open threads that talk crap about him. I know a lot of you may not agree with me, (especially JACKASS AHF) but regardless of the mistake Malik made In the Kings game, he had been putting all of his energy In playing well. So, please stop being so negative over Malik Rose and concentrate on the good things, like the win against the Sonics last night



http://www.nba.com/media/spurs/manu-ginobili_360.jpg

I mean no Malice by this but Spursgal....how old are ya?

[Kori Ellis]

Yup. play a guy that di shit on purpose and sabotaged his own team and play.

Malik never said that he did stuff on purpose to sabotage his own team on the court. All he said in that interview was that sometimes last season he did stuff to irk Pop and made their relationship worse -- I don't think he was talking about messing up on the court.

[ZStomp]

What part of STOP with the negative comments about Malik do you guys not understand?

Leave Malik alone!

If you are a real Spurs Fan you would SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY and cut Malik some slack. ]There are times when Tim duncan, Tony Longoria (Ooops) Parker, Manu Ginobili, Rasho, and even the coach SUX at times...No one Is perfect. [/U]I know that Malik has a huge contract on his back, but that doesn't mean he's perfect... He Is just human like your ass and mine. I know that all these sorry attitudes came about when Malik made the mistake of pulling his jersey over his head. And what If he did? It was just a stupid mistake that any of us Imperfect fools could of made. I personally know that this has affected him but at the same time he holds a positive attitude that everything Is going to work out for the best. So, Instead of talking s**t about Malik or any other player that belongs to your favorite basketball team...Try giving them support In the good and bad times. Believe me...You will feel much happier and blessed.


good point.

but when others fuck up...the get called out too.
Malik is no exception. He just gets called out more.

[ZStomp]

Tell him to put all his effort and energy into getting garbage baskets and boards, instead of trying to be the 20/10/5 Tim/Manu hybrid he seems to aspire to be for some reason, and we'll leave him alone.

The truth hurts, so has Malik's play of late. If you're as tight as you say you are with him (despite the restraining order and all), do us all a favor and tell him to quit trying to save the fvcking world and just go back to '01-'02. I.E., hustle, dive for loose balls, pass more on offense, and don't try and go one on three when he has the ball.

The rest will take care of itself.


:lol

:lmao

[Ginofan]

What part of STOP with the negative comments about Malik do you guys not understand?

Leave Malik alone!

If you are a real Spurs Fan you would SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY and cut Malik some slack. There are times when Tim duncan, Tony Longoria (Ooops) Parker, Manu Ginobili, Rasho, and even the coach SUX at times...No one Is perfect. I know that Malik has a huge contract on his back, but that doesn't mean he's perfect... He Is just human like your ass and mine. I know that all these sorry attitudes came about when Malik made the mistake of pulling his jersey over his head. And what If he did? It was just a stupid mistake that any of us Imperfect fools could of made. I personally know that this has affected him but at the same time he holds a positive attitude that everything Is going to work out for the best. So, Instead of talking s**t about Malik or any other player that belongs to your favorite basketball team...Try giving them support In the good and bad times. Believe me...You will feel much happier and blessed.

Are you mental? You're the one who started this thread, did you just expect everyone to agree with you and say OH MALIK WILL BE BACK HE DOESNT SUCK AT ALL AT THE MOMENT blah blah blah. Get real! Malik is human and I'll give you that, but he's been screwing up more than he has been producing lately and whether YOU like it or not that will be on Spurfans minds everywhere. It's just like it was with Tony when he was slumping and just like it was with Rasho. People are allowed to think whatever they want and this being a DISCUSSION forum people type out their thoughts. Quit trying to tell poeple how to think.

[SpursWoman]

What part of STOP with the negative comments about Malik do you guys not understand?

Leave Malik alone!

If you are a real Spurs Fan you would SHUT THE F**K UP ALREADY and cut Malik some slack. There are times when Tim duncan, Tony Longoria (Ooops) Parker, Manu Ginobili, Rasho, and even the coach SUX at times...No one Is perfect. I know that Malik has a huge contract on his back, but that doesn't mean he's perfect... He Is just human like your ass and mine. I know that all these sorry attitudes came about when Malik made the mistake of pulling his jersey over his head. And what If he did? It was just a stupid mistake that any of us Imperfect fools could of made. I personally know that this has affected him but at the same time he holds a positive attitude that everything Is going to work out for the best. So, Instead of talking s**t about Malik or any other player that belongs to your favorite basketball team...Try giving them support In the good and bad times. Believe me...You will feel much happier and blessed.




What the fuck is this?


:lmao :lmao

[office handle]

as sure as the sun doesnt rise on a cloudy day there is drama between malik rose and gregg popovich

[Useruser666]

http://www.brinkmann-herford.com/BaghdadB.jpg

"There is nothing wrong with Malik's play lately! He is not in Pop's dog house. He is the best player in Spurs' history!"

[SpursWoman]

http://www.brinkmann-herford.com/BaghdadB.jpg

"There is nothing wrong with Malik's play lately! He is not in Pop's dog house. He is the best player in Spurs' history!"


YOMANK!!! :cuss :cuss


:lmao :lmao :lmao

:makeout

[Useruser666]

http://www.brinkmann-herford.com/BaghdadB.jpg

"Look at my hands! He has 4 points and 4 rebounds a minute! I swear!"

[BigVee]

I too am sick of this subject and we all know everyone makes mistakes on the floor. Everyone. But Horry and others mentioned are making mistakes WITHIN their game. The problem with Malik, I think, and what brings out the negative stuff is that he is making mistakes because he is trying to go OUTSIDE his game and do things he cannot do. I don't think anyone would argue that he is trying, I am sure he feels worse about this than anyone. But, for some reason he thinks that the way to earn his minutes back are to be spectacular instead of being the hard-working, relentless tough guy in the paint that is so valuable to this team. We need the old Malik to reappear.

[samikeyp]

as sure as the sun doesnt rise on a cloudy day there is drama between malik rose and gregg popovich

actually, the sun does rise....you just can't see it. :)

[Shelly]

Damn...Now I have, "STOP! In the name of love..." stuck in my head.

Somehow, I can see the lyrics changed to fit Malik's situation.

[Jimcs50]

I think Malik started having his problems when he saw he had a stalker in the forum and it is creeping him out.

:)

[Useruser666]

Malik has his own set of secret signs of affection that he displays every game. It's very much the same as the one Doug Christie does to show love for his wife.

He's saying, "I like you!" everytime he bricks a jumper.

He's saying, "I want to marry you!" each time he dribbles the ball off his foot.

He's saying, "Please stay with me forever!" anytime he trys to create his own shot.

[Jimcs50]

Stop! In the name of Spurgal's love
Before you break her heart

Baby, baby
I'm aware of where you go(the bench)
Each time you leave the floor with the final say
After I watch you walk down the lane, thinkin you are MJ
Knowing that this time Pop might show you the door
But this time before you throw that pass to the 2nd row
Leave your jersey off you head
Cause your man is dunkin on you, you're dead
(Think it over) After I've been good to you
(Think it over) After I've been sweet to you ?

[bigzak25]

you my boy malik!!! i got yo back! pump up the hustle and keep you head in the game and out yo ass and all will be well. :smokin

[Shelly]

:lol @ Jimbo and the devil!

[SpursWoman]

Malik has his own set of secret signs of affection that he displays every game. It's very much the same as the one Doug Christie does to show love for his wife.

He's saying, "I like you!" everytime he bricks a jumper.

He's saying, "I want to marry you!" each time he dribbles the ball off his foot.

He's saying, "Please stay with me forever!" anytime he trys to create his own shot.

You forgot this one, honey:


He's saying: "My love for you knows no bounds!" every time he passes to that dark-haired lady in the fifth row behind the bench.

[samikeyp]

Actually he is "building our house of love" brick by brick.

[travis2]

You forgot this one, honey:


He's saying: "My love for you knows no bounds!" every time he passes to that dark-haired lady in the fifth row behind the bench.

:lmao

[office handle]

maybe shes normal and all of you are weird

[samikeyp]

I'm not weird. The little voices told me so! :spin

[Useruser666]

"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV

[Shelly]

:lmao x a million!

[SpursWoman]

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak


OMFG!

:lmao :lmao

[travis2]

OMFG!

:lmao :lmao

You're getting awfully expensive. How many keyboards is that now? :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV


YOMANK!

I'm smelling a Classic Thread here.

[samikeyp]

User is a freaking genius! :lmao :lmao

[bigzak25]

flashback, 1999:

When the San Antonio Spurs are looking for a little relief for David Robinson and Tim Duncan, the Twin Towers who have propelled the team into the NBA Finals, they turn to Malik Rose.

The beefy forward from Drexel gets only about 13 minutes of playing time a game. But he makes them count.

With the energy that comes from sitting on the bench, and a nose for the ball, Rose averaged six points and almost four rebounds an outing this season. That computes to an easy double-double -- if Rose ever got to play an entire game.

This year, Rose's postseason pinnacle came against the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 2 of the Western Conference semifinals, when he scored 13 points and pulled down five rebounds in 19 minutes of play.

He hasn't played more than 20 minutes in a game since mid-April and, in fact, his time on the floor during the playoffs has dropped to about 10 minutes a game as the Spurs have stayed with their starting front line of Sean Elliott, Duncan and Robinson. (Elliott's playing time has increased two minutes a game, while Robinson and Duncan are up about three minutes per.)

But the man his teammates call "Horse" has shown he's someone the Spurs can ride -- at least for a few minutes a game.


http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/1999/playoffs/news/1999/06/08/spotlight_mrose/t1_rose_all.jpg


you and blue are my boys Malik...keep the faith.


:smokin

[office handle]

keep on keeping it real big zak.

[Useruser666]

I wish he could start playing like that again zak.

[samikeyp]

I would love to see it too.

[office handle]

maybe he could if pop stopped being such an ass. its amazing how much pop is feted like some great coach when his greatest redeeming quality is that hes had the fortune to coach david robinson and tim duncan for most of his coaching career. as much as people like to rip on phil jackson for having a jordan and then a kobe and shaq on the same team it would seem that the same would apply to good old pop as well.

[office handle]

oh, by the way this is SPARKY for those of you scoring at home

[SpursWoman]

flashback, 1999:




Too bad it's no longer 1999....Malik used to hustle and SpursFan used to be funny.


:fro

[office handle]

my my someones hormones are raging this morning

[travis2]

Too bad it's no longer 1999....Malik used to hustle and SpursFan used to be funny.


:fro

:wow
:lmao

[Experiment2100]

Captain and Tennile "Love will keep us together.

Pop!! Pop cant keep you together,
Do you really think ever
Some sweet shot comes along, but shooting is wrong
Yes you can dream
But you ain't Kareem
So, Stop what the F@#$ are you doing
Stop don't you hear that booing
Son you on de bench cause Pop, can't keep you together.

Marks!! Marks is in before you
But it doesn't mean that you're through
yes there's sometimes Marks don't play right, but that's cause he's white.
What's your excuse, you blacker than night.
So stop, you just F#$%ed up a fastbreak
Stop, go eat a damn cheesteak
Son you on de bench cause pop can't keep you together.

Block!!Yes you on the block
But yo contract doesn't rock
We got you through good and bad, happy and sad
So stop now it looks like you are stayin,
stop you just ain't playin.
Son you on de bench cause pop can't keep you together

[wildbill2u]

Malik never said that he did stuff on purpose to sabotage his own team on the court. All he said in that interview was that sometimes last season he did stuff to irk Pop and made their relationship worse -- I don't think he was talking about messing up on the court.

So. You're a pretty reliable source about the team. What exactly did Malik do?

[office handle]

malik probably talked back to him and looked at him funny

[Rick Von Braun]

"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV
OMFG!!

:lmao :lmao

Funniest shit in a while! :lol

[Kaster]

"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV

OMG, that's fucking genius. :lmao

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useruser666



"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV

Holy shit, that is fucking greatness!

This thread needs to be on ESPN Classic as an Instant Classic ;)

Good stuff Devilman.

[Shelly]

Captain and Tennile "Love will keep us together.

Pop!! Pop cant keep you together,
Do you really think ever
Some sweet shot comes along, but shooting is wrong
Yes you can dream
But you ain't Kareem
So, Stop what the F@#$ are you doing
Stop don't you hear that booing
Son you on de bench cause Pop, can't keep you together.

Marks!! Marks is in before you
But it doesn't mean that you're through
yes there's sometimes Marks don't play right, but that's cause he's white.
What's your excuse, you blacker than night.
So stop, you just F#$%ed up a fastbreak
Stop, go eat a damn cheesteak
Son you on de bench cause pop can't keep you together.

Block!!Yes you on the block
But yo contract doesn't rock
We got you through good and bad, happy and sad
So stop now it looks like you are stayin,
stop you just ain't playin.
Son you on de bench cause pop can't keep you together

:lol Classic!

[Experiment2100]

This thread gets my thumbs up award
http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/artigos/american_pie3/2.jpg

[TDrules01]

damn, malik talk >>>>> superbowl...
i think we all want malik to succeed, its just that he hasnt taken advantage of 2nd, 3rd, 4th opportunity he is has been given. overall he is a nice person, but in the business world it usually "what have you done for me lately"
so lately nothing ==== TRADE

[desflood]

Isn't it obvious? Rasho was the whipping boy for quite a while. Now since he's hurt somebody needs a new goat. When Rasho comes back he will doubtless become the target again. Or maybe he'll be a bit more appreciated and they'll blame somebody else for the Spurs' woes.

[office handle]

i'd agree, except that malik has been the subject of the hatred of a few for the past 3 years or so

[desflood]

Oh, sorry. Relatively new to this site. This is just what I've seen so far.

[1Parker1]

Wow this thread is long.

I'd just like to say that while I thought Malik's play that last game was stupid, I have seen Tony Mass, Robert Horry, Tony Parker, Devin Brown, Tim Duncan, and even the GREAT Manu Ginobili make some boneheaded plays this year (and more than once at that). What I don't understand is why people seem to take it harder on Malik. I understand that his contract is high and not exactly his worth, however, the Spurs organization agreed to it, it wasn't a one sided deal.

Furthermore, Pop's yo-yo play with Malik has got to affect a players mindset. First 10 or so games of the season, which every1 seems to have forgotten now, Malik was the first big man off the bench, and he lived up to every1's expectations. He has nights where he scored 15 or so points, where he hussled and grabbed rebounds, etc. Then all of a sudden, Pop decided to not play him. Why? Because he had one bad game? Like there are players on the team who also haven't ever had bad games? Horry had some pretty bad ones in the begining of the season, where not only did he end the night scoring 2 or 3 points, he didn't even try rebounding. But, now that he's playing so great, fans seem to have forgotten that.

The point is, I think that it's unfair to Malik the way he is being treated by Pop. Pop is taking this to a personal level it seems and is not being professional about it. I actually hope that Malik does get traded to a great team, just so all the so called Malik-haters can see how good he has the potential to play, without CIA Pop on his case, and with a coach who doesn't treat him like shit.

[SlovenianGuy]

Rose for a 6-10 guy who can shoot?

Rose for Hedo?

[Mr Dio]

Is it any wonder why AHF sleeps in a barn?

AHF attacks any man she feels a need to blow. AHF is really a little girl who is TRYING to join the Navy. The issue of "don't ask don't tell" came up & she might not get in.

Spurgal, AHF is indeed the biggest jerkoff of all-time.

[baseline bum]

Malik got the benefit of the doubt last year because of his past, but this year any Spurs fan should be pissed at his production relative to his contrato gordaso.

[ZStomp]

"Every Shot You Take"

Every shot you take
Every turnover you make
Every rule you break
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

Every single game day
Every f-word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you

Oh, can’t you see
Your jersey belongs to me
How my poor heart aches
With every extra step you take

Every pump fake you make
Every vein in Pop's head you break
Every smile you fake
Every Philly cheesesteak
I’ll be watching you

Since you’re benched and been lost without a trace
I dream at night that Pop won't hit your face
I look around and see Sean Marks in your place
I feel so bold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, can’t you see
You should ride in my Humvee
How my poor heart aches
With every famous cheesesteak

Every shove you make
Every play you break
Every assignment you flake
Every blame you take
I’ll be watching you

Every move you make
Every extra step you take
I’ll be watching you

I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you...on TV


OH MY FUCKEN GOD!

THAT'S HILARIOUS!

GOOD JOB 666!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I have seen Tony Mass, Robert Horry, Tony Parker, Devin Brown, Tim Duncan, and even the GREAT Manu Ginobili make some boneheaded plays this year (and more than once at that). What I don't understand is why people seem to take it harder on Malik.

Here's the problem with that statement. All those guys, they make boneheaded plays from time to time, but they counteract that with many positive good plays.

On most nights about all you can about Rose is "at least he didn't screw anything up this time."

[Faccia di Angelo]

OMG! That was freaking classic! Hilarious stuff!

[Dex]

Useruser666 wins the Wierd Al Yankovic Award. :lol

[smeagol]

User triple 6:

What you did was a thing of beauty! Fucking poetic!

Post of the year!

[mouse]

Why won't anyone foward this to Fox?

[Useruser666]

Useruser666 wins the Wierd Al Yankovic Award. :lol

Maybe I could swing a spur for that? Kori? :lol

[Phenomanul]

You all need to stop making fun of Spursgal.........

It isn't nice.

[Jimcs50]

Maybe I could swing a spur for that? Kori? :lol


She is very frugal with her precious Spurs.

I think I should have received one for my win in the Jan prediction contest, as well as my many many many correct predictions.....but noooooooo.....she never gives them to me. :depressed

[Jimcs50]

You all need to stop making fun of Spursgal.........

It isn't nice.


Stalkers, by their own actions open themselves up to being ridiculed. :)

[Ginofan]

Stalkers, by their own actions open themselves up to being ridiculed. :)

Stalkers, compulsive liars, you name it they bring it upon themselves. :)

[Useruser666]

You all need to stop making fun of Spursgal.........

It isn't nice.

I wasn't making fun of anyone! :angel

[Phenomanul]

I wasn't making fun of anyone! :angel

That emoticon was the icing on the cake......

[Spurgal]

Some of you guys are sooooooooo pathetic with some of your sorry ass comments about me. That's why I never plan on joining you guys for a GTG.

[Spurgal]

Not that any of you A**H***s give a F**K! :rolleyes

[Jimcs50]

man, you need to chill out. This is all done in jest. We do not know you from Adam, so how can we make any judgements that mean anything at all....just go with the good natured ribbing and laugh about it.

[Spurgal]

man, you need to chill out. This is all done in jest. We do not know you from Adam, so how can we make any judgements that mean anything at all....just go with the good natured ribbing and laugh about it.


:depressed

[Experiment2100]

Only one person likes my parody :depressed

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Put down the shovel and quit digging Spursgal.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Too bad it's no longer 1999....Malik used to hustle and SpursFan used to be funny.


:fro


User's song was awesome, but SW that had to be the toughest crack of this thread!!! :lol



I leave for a little bit and this awesome thread runs its course without me?!!! Damn!

And DevilBoy has some wit that would even make the Chopper proud. That was awesome stuff! :smokin

[ZStomp]

:lol

THey just showed that play where Malik pulled his jersey over his face and Songalia dunked on his butt.

I hadn't seen that.

When in the game did that take place?

[Jimcs50]

I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again

Ridin' into town alone
By the light of the moon
I'm looking for ole' Sukie Jones
She crazy horse saloon
Barkeep gimme a drink
That's when she caught my eye
She turned to give me a wink
That'd make a grown man cry

I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back

Umm...come easy, go easy
Alright 'til the rising sun
I'm calling all the shots tonight
I'm like a loaded gun
Peelin' off my boots and chaps
I'm saddle sore
Four bits gets you time in the racks
I scream for more

Fools' gold out of their mines
The girls are soaking wet
No tongue's drier than mine
I'll come when I get back

I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm riding, I'm loading up my pistol
I'm riding, I really got a fistful
I'm riding, I'm shining up my saddle
I'm riding, this snake is gonna rattle

I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back

Ridin' high
Ridin' high
Ridin' high already :smokin

[Spurgal]

man, you need to chill out. This is all done in jest. We do not know you from Adam, so how can we make any judgements that mean anything at all....just go with the good natured ribbing and laugh about it.


After tonight's game (Lakers) I am smiling......... :spin :spin :spin

[Ginofan]

Yeah I'm smiling too, Malik made a great Trade Footage video last night! LOL


;)

[Useruser666]

I know this isn't as good, but man that other one is hard to top now! :lol

Petula Clark - Toronto(Downtown)


When you're alone
And coach is making you lonely,
You can always go Toron-to
When you've got worries,
All the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, Toron-to
Just listen to the trade talk all over the city
Linger in the forums where the fans won't give you pity
How can you lose?
The people are much lighter there
You can forget all your travels, forget your fans care and go
To Toron-to, things'll be great when you're
In Toron-to, no finer place for sure,
Toron-to, Canada's waiting for you

[bigzak25]

Not that any of you A**H***s give a F**K!



oh yeah, talk dirty to me baby....

you bad girl, with your bad words....

who needs a spankin? :smokin :p

[SpursWoman]

oh yeah, talk dirty to me baby....

you bad girl, with your bad words....

who needs a spankin? :smokin :p



O! M! F! G!


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Spurgal]

O! M! F! G!


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:rolleyes

[Spurgal]

O! M! F! G!


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

It wasn't that funny, SpursWoman...

[SpursWoman]

It took you 2 posts to say that? :rolleyes :shootme



If you've ever met Zak and heard that in his tone of voice, you'd realize that is sure as shit was that funny.

Don't you have some binocular lenses to clean or something?

[Useruser666]

Come on Spursgal, lighten up. No one is making fun of you. I think. :lol

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I think Spursgal needs to pull that Malik Rose spirit stick out of her ass.

[Spurgal]

I think Spursgal needs to pull that Malik Rose spirit stick out of her ass.


:flipoff

[mouse]

Someone please lock this topic!! it has nothing to do with the spurs!!!

..oh wait......This is not Spurs Report... never mind carry on.............

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-on-pc.jpg

[mouse]

I think Spursgal needs to pull that Malik Rose spirit stick out of her ass.


How do you know that's where she sticks it? :lmao

[Jimcs50]

Beast of Burden

I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad, but it's a hurting
All I want is for you to make a call to me
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for turnovers, my passes go awry
All I want is for you to make a call to me
Am I talented enough, Am I rough enough
I am rich enough, I'm not to blind to see
I'll never be your beast of burden
So let's put me in and draw the fouls
Music on the PA
Come on Pop make that call to me
Am I talented enough, Am I rough enough
I am rich enough, I'm not to blind to see
Oh Pop
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Pop
Solo
You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Pop
Pretty, pretty, such a pretty, pretty, pretty Pop
Come on Pop please please please
I'll tell ya
You can trade me...to the Heat
You can take me out...with no stats on my sheet
But you can take me out, take me out, put me out of misery
All your stubborness, I can suck it up
Throw it all at me, I can shrug it off
There's one thing Pop, that I don't understand
You keep telling me, I ain't your kind of man
Ain't I talented enough
Ain't I tough enough
I am rich enough, not tradable enough
Ooh, ooh, please
I'll never be your beast of burden
I'll never be your beast of burden
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for turnovers and my passes go awry
All I want is you to make a call to me
I don't need no beast of burden
I need no fussin
I need no nursin
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never be

[Experiment2100]

Two Wide Open Shots (Two Pina Coladas)

You Were feeling the Blues
You were watching the news
You saw you were on the Bench

So now you are afraid
Because you're up for trade
Lately you've been a big stench

So then you got goin
Without even knowin
You scored more than ten

But now you're on a role
And we all know
That you'll prob. f#$% up again

(When you miss) Two wide open shots
(Then you give up) one to your man
We'll all see a pissed if Coach Pop
And then you'll be left with one fan

Your toubles I forgot em
Then you leave open your man
The you miss two wide open shots
Say goodbye to your PT man.

But now I got to say
I enjoy a cheesesteak
Also the hustle you bring

Eases my mind
By leavin’ behind
The heartaches that your play can bring

Now I’ve got a smile
That goes on for miles
I bet you think your the king

I’ve gotta say
That I think I’ve gotta stay
Just don't think you can play like Kareem

(When you miss) Two wide open shots
(Then you give up) one to your man
We'll all see a pissed if Coach Pop
And then you'll be left with one fan

Your toubles I forgot em
Then you leave open your man
The you miss two wide open shots
Say goodbye to your PT man.

Can't let this thread die just yet.