Could you pass the latest citizenship test?

[ATRAIN]

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
In October 2008 a new version of the U.S. citizenship test will be taken by all applicants. Could you pass it? The questions are usually selected from a list of 100 samples that prospective citizens can look at ahead of the interview. Some are easy, some are not. We have picked some of the more difficult ones.

NOTES: Candidates are not given multiple choices in the naturalization interview. The following questions have been adapted from the immigration service’s sample questions.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/


I barley failed but it says the INS requires at least an 80!!!!!!!!!!! Damn I should get deported.

[travis2]

20/20 for me...

[FromWayDowntown]

You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

* * * *

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

[Extra Stout]

Damn I should get deported.
I agree.

[Extra Stout]

I can't even get the page to come up. I must still be on that terrorist watch list.

[TDMVPDPOY]

they should get that girl who didnt know where america on the map is, to do this test hahahaha

[johnsmith]

they should get that girl who didnt know where america on the map is, to do this test hahahaha

They should get you into a writing course immediately for this site, hahahahaha

[whottt]

I got 85%.

I picked New Hampshire as not being one of the 13 original colonies.
I said there are 7 Supreme Court Justices.

I legitimately missed those two...



:lol and the final one, I said Congress did not have the power to declare war...I knew that was the wrong answer, yet for some reason it seemed funny to pick that one and I couldn't resist doing so....pretty sure it has to do with the ST political forum.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I aced that motherfucker. I can still remember being one of only two people in a high school government class of about 30 people with a projected passing score. I think it'd be nice to force natural born citizens to take this and when they fail, deport them to somewhere for a week or so.

[ATRAIN]

I aced that motherfucker. I can still remember being one of only two people in a high school government class of about 30 people with a projected passing score. I think it'd be nice to force natural born citizens to take this and when they fail, deport them to somewhere for a week or so.

LOL the US would be empty.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

LOL the US would be empty.

Except for me and a few others. So much shit I could loot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Answers are listed below... yadda yadda... don't read if you don't want the answers.



Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
You answered 90% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Scroll down to see answers for each question. Also, please let us know what you think about the quiz. The feedback is appreciated.

1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Thomas Jefferson
2. When was the Constitution written?
1776 is not correct.
1787
3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
Correct
We the People
4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct
The Bill of Rights
5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Right to bear arms
6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Correct
Freedom of the press
7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Correct
27
8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct
They represent the 13 original colonies
9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
Correct
Maine
10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct
Louisiana
11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
Correct
To provide education
12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct
Federal
13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Correct
435
14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
Correct
6
15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct
November
16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
Correct
The Speaker of the House
17. Who was president during World War I?
Woodrow Wilson
18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
Correct
9
19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?

Correct
John G. Roberts, Jr
20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Correct
Fought for women’s rights


Good thing they didn't try to deport me, because I know math and realize 19/20 = 95 percent.

[CuckingFunt]

That's really a pretty easy quiz. The only one I blanked on was the number of people currently in the House of Representatives.

[MavDynasty]

75 percent lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
In October 2008 a new version of the U.S. citizenship test will be taken by all applicants. Could you pass it? The questions are usually selected from a list of 100 samples that prospective citizens can look at ahead of the interview. Some are easy, some are not. We have picked some of the more difficult ones.

NOTES: Candidates are not given multiple choices in the naturalization interview. The following questions have been adapted from the immigration service’s sample questions.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/

I barley failed but it says the INS requires at least an 80!!!!!!!!!!! Damn I should get deported.


Beaner.

[ATRAIN]

Beaner.

your damn right rice eater

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/A-Day-Without-a-Mexican-Poster-C10124589.jpeg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

your damn right rice eater

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/A-Day-Without-a-Mexican-Poster-C10124589.jpeg

:lmao

Awaiting Kori and LJ's re-posted reviews of this movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

You answered 95% of questions correctly.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)


1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Thomas Jefferson

2. When was the Constitution written?
Correct
1787

3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
Correct
We the People

4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct
The Bill of Rights

5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Right to bear arms

6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Correct
Freedom of the press

7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Correct
27

8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct
They represent the 13 original colonies

9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
New Hampshire is not correct.
Maine

10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct
Louisiana

11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
Correct
To provide education

12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct
Federal

13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Correct
435

14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
Correct
6

15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct
November

16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
Correct
The Speaker of the House

17. Who was president during World War I?
Correct
Woodrow Wilson

18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
Correct
9

19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?

Correct
John G. Roberts, Jr

20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Correct
Fought for women’s rights

[peewee's lovechild]

ATRAIN is a stupid fuck.

[RandomGuy]

Could you pass the latest citizenship test?
In October 2008 a new version of the U.S. citizenship test will be taken by all applicants. Could you pass it? The questions are usually selected from a list of 100 samples that prospective citizens can look at ahead of the interview. Some are easy, some are not. We have picked some of the more difficult ones.

NOTES: Candidates are not given multiple choices in the naturalization interview. The following questions have been adapted from the immigration service’s sample questions.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/


I barley failed but it says the INS requires at least an 80!!!!!!!!!!! Damn I should get deported.

You answered 85% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

-----------------------

It was tempting to cheat and google stuff though...

I kick myself for confusing Susan B. with Betsy Ross...

[ATRAIN]

ATRAIN is a stupid fuck.

There is no way you passed that shit. You prob took it at least 10 times until you got above 80. Shit you prob failed it the second time even after they give you the answers.

[RandomGuy]

There is no way you passed that shit. You prob took it at least 10 times until you got above 80. Shit you prob failed it the second time even after they give you the answers.

http://www.google.com/intl/en_ALL/images/logo.gif

The source of all knowledge...

[travis2]

That was an easy test...

[RandomGuy]

That was an easy test...

Yup. I couldn't remember the precise number of Constitutional Amendments, and couldn't for the life of me recall who physically wrote the Constitution.

In both cases, I had two reasonable options and picked wrong. :depressed

[Extra Stout]

There is a version with alternate questions which ATRAIN might do better on.

1) How many of your relatives can fit in a Chevy Cavalier?

2) How wide is the Rio Grande at its narrowest point?

3) What kind of tomatoes grow best in the South Texas climate?

4) How many inches high should grass be after mowing it?

5) How much Fabuloso should be diluted in a gallon of water?

[peewee's lovechild]

There is no way you passed that shit. You prob took it at least 10 times until you got above 80. Shit you prob failed it the second time even after they give you the answers.

Dude, I'm a History major, remember?

I taught that bullshit for 4 years. All my ex-students could answer any of those questions.

The only one I missed with the New Hampshire one. I should've known better.

But, anyway, you're a stupid fuck and should be kicked out of this country.

[peewee's lovechild]

There is a version with alternate questions which ATRAIN might do better on.

1) How many of your relatives can fit in a Chevy Cavalier?

2) How wide is the Rio Grande at its narrowest point?

3) What kind of tomatoes grow best in the South Texas climate?

4) How many inches high should grass be after mowing it?

5) How much Fabuloso should be diluted in a gallon of water?

Fabuloso always reminds me of the Soriana, Gigante, and Mexican clinics.

[ATRAIN]

Fabuloso always reminds me of the Soriana, Gigante, and Mexican clinics.

LOL fucking beaner

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL fucking beaner

Don't pretend that your kitchen and bathroom don't smell that way.

Pinche mojado.

[mrsmaalox]

I only missed the Woodrow Wilson one. Even in school, I could never keep all those guys sorted out. One just kinda melts into the next one and the next. Except for George Washington of course!

[ATRAIN]

Don't pretend that your kitchen and bathroom don't smell that way.

Pinche mojado.

DUDE my family and I are as Whitesican as they come so no it didnt. My grandma is another story.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, I'm a History major, remember?

I taught that bullshit for 4 years. All my ex-students could answer any of those questions.

The only one I missed with the New Hampshire one. I should've known better.

But, anyway, you're a stupid fuck and should be kicked out of this country.

History Major or not your still a dumb fuck, bottom line.

[td4mvp21]

19/20, 95% Correct

I put that there were 7 Supreme Court Justices instead of 9, I always forget that one.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I barley failed



Perhaps a stronger grasp of the english language would have helped.

[ATRAIN]

Perhaps a stronger grasp of the english language would have helped.

que?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Perhaps a stronger grasp of the english language would have helped.

I think he was saying that he would have passed if he hadn't had so much beer.

[ATRAIN]

I think he was saying that he would have passed if he hadn't had so much beer.

Damn barley and hops!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think he was saying that he would have passed if he wasn't such a beaner.

[mrsmaalox]

Perhaps a stronger grasp of the english language would have helped.

:lmao I thought that also, but I felt it would be too cruel to point it out. Thank you :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn Rio Grande river water!!

[ATRAIN]

:lmao I thought that also, but I felt it would be too cruel to point it out. Thank you :toast

Yeah you kept your mouth shut because you know better. Ive left you alone for several reasons don't change that.

[ATRAIN]

Pee wee you were closer to the Rio than anyone that posts here. Don't act like you didnt swim the river for your summer swimming lessons.

[Taco]

DEPORT MY ASS!! :lol

WAIT I WAS BORN HERE, HELL DEPORT MY ASS ANYWAY

[ATRAIN]

DEPORT MY ASS!! :lol

WAIT I WAS BORN HERE, HELL DEPORT MY ASS ANYWAY

from your title under your screen name that damn barley got you as well huh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Pee wee you were closer to the Rio than anyone that posts here. Don't act like you didnt swim the river for your summer swimming lessons.

That was, in fact, where I learned to swim.

[angel_luv]

I scored a 45%.

:oops

[Extra Stout]

I scored a 45%.

:oops
The people back in Mexico will take a liking to you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I scored a 45%.

:oops

You could marry ATRAIN with numbers like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll buy you guys a year's worth of Fabuloso.

[Extra Stout]

I'll buy you guys a year's worth of Fabuloso.
I'll pay for a year's worth of landscaping.

[ATRAIN]

You could marry ATRAIN with numbers like that.

LOL wtf I didnt score below 70 so in my eyes I passed.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll pay for a year's worth of landscaping.

I think ATRAIN's family members will take care of that.

He'll repay them with a barbeque.

[angel_luv]

This was how I did on the test:



1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct


2. When was the Constitution written?
wrong

3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
wrong

4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct


5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct


6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
wrong

7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
wrong

8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct


9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
wrong

10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct


11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
Correct


12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct


13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
wrong

14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
wrong

15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct


16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
wrong

17. Who was president during World War I?
wrong

18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
wrong

19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?
wrong

20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?
Correct

[Taco]

from your title under your screen name that damn barley got you as well huh?

:lol

:sombrero::sombrero::sombrero:

[angel_luv]

Don't make me marry Atrain. I'll study more. I promise!!!!!!


J/K Atrain- mostly. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't make me marry Atrain. I'll study more. I promise!!!!!!


J/K Atrain- mostly. :)

I'll have to give you some one on one instruction.

[Extra Stout]

Technically, if angel marries someone who got a passing score, for example whottt, she's allowed to stay.

[ATRAIN]

Don't make me marry Atrain. I'll study more. I promise!!!!!!


J/K Atrain- mostly. :)



What does mostly mean?

[Extra Stout]

What does mostly mean?

It means that you're disgusting, but she doesn't really want to insult you.

[angel_luv]

What does mostly mean?

That the reason I don't want to marry you is because I want to marry someone else not because you are not marriage material.



:)

[angel_luv]

It means that you're disgusting, but she doesn't really want to insult you.



Hello, Trouble Maker.

[peewee's lovechild]

It means that you're disgusting, but she doesn't really want to insult you.

:lol:lol:lol

[Extra Stout]

That the reason I don't want to marry you is because I want to marry someone else not because you are not marriage material.

:)
Translation: I'm not saying that you're not marriage material, because God knows there are women out there with incredibly low standards.

[peewee's lovechild]

That the reason I don't want to marry you is because I want to marry someone else not because you are not marriage material.



:)

You're just being nice.

He really is ugly.

[ATRAIN]

It means that you're disgusting, but she doesn't really want to insult you.

LMAO I think its because im a foul human being. Not dirty like pee wee though.

[peewee's lovechild]

Translation: I want to marry anybody else but you. I'm not saying that you're not marriage material, because God knows there are women out there with incredibly low standards.

:lol

[Spurminator]

Worthless. I don't see why someone who wants to become a citizen of the U.S. needs to know any of this information.

Here's the test I would give.

1. How do you count to 10 in English?
a. 一, 二, 三, 四, 五, 六, 七, 八, 九, 十
b. Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Seis, Siete, Ocho, Nueve, Ten
c. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
d. Ask your manager

2. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you a $10 bill, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.06
d. Ask your manager

3. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you $10.04, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.10
d. Ask your manager
e. Stare at the customer blankly until he takes back the $.04 so you can simply hit the $10 button on the register.

4. Is auto insurance required for all drivers?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Not if you don't get caught
d. Both B and C

5. If you are speaking with someone and they are having trouble understanding you due to your regional or international accent, it is okay to get frustrated and yell at them after how many attempts at repeating yourself?
a. Two
b. Three
c. Five
d. Never. Please speak more slowly and more clearly.

[ATRAIN]

Translation: I'm not saying that you're not marriage material, because God knows there are women out there with incredibly low standards.

Cue Maalox

[ATRAIN]

Worthless. I don't see why someone who wants to become a citizen of the U.S. needs to know any of this information.

Here's the test I would give.

1. How do you count to 10 in English?
a. 一, 二, 三, 四, 五, 六, 七, 八, 九, 十
b. Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Seis, Siete, Ocho, Nueve, Dies
c. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
d. Ask your manager

2. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you a $10 bill, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.06
d. Ask your manager

3. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you $10.04, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.10
d. Ask your manager
e. Stare at the customer blankly until he takes back the $.06 so you can simply hit the $10 button on the register.

4. Is auto insurance required for all drivers?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Not if you don't get caught
d. Both B and C

5. If you are speaking with someone and they are having trouble understanding you due to your regional or international accent, it is okay to get frustrated and yell at them after how many attempts at repeating yourself?
a. Two
b. Three
c. Five
d. Never. Please speak more slowly and more clearly.


lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Technically, if angel marries someone who got a passing score, for example whottt, she's allowed to stay.

I'm pretty sure the world would explode if that unholy union were to come to pass.

[lefty]

I aced that motherfucker. I can still remember being one of only two people in a high school government class of about 30 people with a projected passing score. I think it'd be nice to force natural born citizens to take this and when they fail, deport them to somewhere for a week or so.

WTF :lmao

[remingtonbo2001]

Technically, if angel marries someone who got a passing score, for example remingtonbo, she's allowed to stay.

Fixed.

1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Thomas Jefferson

2. When was the Constitution written?
Correct
1787

3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
Correct
We the People

4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct
The Bill of Rights

5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Right to bear arms

6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Correct
Freedom of the press

7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
23 is not correct.
27

8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct
They represent the 13 original colonies

9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
Correct
Maine

10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct
Louisiana

11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
Correct
To provide education

12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct
Federal

13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Correct
435

14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
2 is not correct.
6

15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct
November

16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
Correct
The Speaker of the House

17. Who was president during World War I?
Correct
Woodrow Wilson

18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
Correct
9

19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?

Correct
John G. Roberts, Jr

20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Correct
Fought for women’s rights

[Extra Stout]

Fixed.


there exists a thing called the private message for flirting

[td4mvp21]

Worthless. I don't see why someone who wants to become a citizen of the U.S. needs to know any of this information.

Here's the test I would give.

1. How do you count to 10 in English?
a. 一, 二, 三, 四, 五, 六, 七, 八, 九, 十
b. Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro, Cinco, Seis, Siete, Ocho, Nueve, Ten
c. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
d. Ask your manager

2. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you a $10 bill, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.06
d. Ask your manager

3. If a customer purchases a combo meal from you for $4.94 and gives you $10.04, how much change should the customer receive?
a. $4.94
b. $10
c. $5.10
d. Ask your manager
e. Stare at the customer blankly until he takes back the $.04 so you can simply hit the $10 button on the register.

4. Is auto insurance required for all drivers?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Not if you don't get caught
d. Both B and C

5. If you are speaking with someone and they are having trouble understanding you due to your regional or international accent, it is okay to get frustrated and yell at them after how many attempts at repeating yourself?
a. Two
b. Three
c. Five
d. Never. Please speak more slowly and more clearly.

:lmao

[angel_luv]

Fixed.

At least I know the right answer when it comes to picking boyfriends. :)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Can there at least be some sort of caste system, by which I and the others who scored perfectly would be recognized as superior to the rest of you? Maybe a tax break, or the right to select a couple of laws that no longer apply to me.

[RandomGuy]

At least I know the right answer when it comes to picking boyfriends. :)

If I actually knew you better, I would give you some form of good natured ribbing involving funny ways to pick boyfriends using this post...

As it is, I will keep my smart-assery to myself. For now.... buwahahahaha

[Extra Stout]

Can there at least be some sort of caste system, by which I and the others who scored perfectly would be recognized as superior to the rest of you? Maybe a tax break, or the right to select a couple of laws that no longer apply to me.
You don't get those things by scoring perfectly on a test. You get those things by donating large sums of money to Republicans.

[remingtonbo2001]

Can there at least be some sort of caste system, by which I and the others who scored perfectly would be recognized as superior to the rest of you? Maybe a tax break, or the right to select a couple of laws that no longer apply to me.

:lmao

Oh, I would so study for the test if that were the case.

[angel_luv]

If I actually knew you better, I would give you some form of good natured ribbing involving funny ways to pick boyfriends using this post...

As it is, I will keep my smart-assery to myself. For now.... buwahahahaha

If I knew you better, I would tell you to go ahead and advise me. But I am worried I might get more advice than I can handle.

And as I am not in the market for a boyfriend, the whole point is moot anyway.
:)

[angel_luv]

:lmao

Oh, I would so study for the test if that were the case.

Oh Bo. :)

[RandomGuy]

If I knew you better, I would tell you to go ahead and advise me. But I am worried I might get more advice than I can handle.

And as I am not in the market for a boyfriend, the whole point is moot anyway.
:)

I am sure that makes your girlfriend happy...


HA!

[peewee's lovechild]

Can there at least be some sort of caste system, by which I and the others who scored perfectly would be recognized as superior to the rest of you? Maybe a tax break, or the right to select a couple of laws that no longer apply to me.

Laws against prostitution?

[angel_luv]

I am sure that makes your girlfriend happy...


HA!


That was so lame.

:lol

[RandomGuy]

That was so lame.

:lol


Well it was either that or....


I am not in the market for a boyfriend, the whole point is moot anyway.


..Until the "boyfriend" you have locked in your trunk finally escapes.

[RandomGuy]

rasho fits in a trunk?

... if it's a Crown Vic.

20.6 cubic feet of space. Mucho biggo.

[Extra Stout]

Where in Slovenia was bo born?

[peewee's lovechild]

Where in Slovenia was bo born?

The part where they give away retarded babies.

[CuckingFunt]

I scored a 45%.

:oops

Would it be wrong of me to make a joke about homeschooling?

[CuckingFunt]

Oh Bo. :)

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[Faccia di Angelo]

wow, I sucked. I got like 55% lol although I did pick some right and then chose another answer instead cause I thought it was wrong. Should have gone with my gut instinct. Yeah..thats it..

[J.T.]

I'm tripping balls on some shrooms I bought from peewee's cousin and I still aced that bitch.

[ShoogarBear]

20/20.

In Illinois, you used to have to pass a state-administered test on the Constitution during the 7th grade. I don't know if they still do that, but I thought it was pretty cool at the time to have a dedicated class just on the Constitution.

[Clandestino]

20/20.

In Illinois, you used to have to pass a state-administered test on the Constitution during the 7th grade. I don't know if they still do that, but I thought it was pretty cool at the time to have a dedicated class just on the Constitution.


in Texas we have Texas History in the 7th grade.

[Avitus1]

Yea.. I could remember the answer for the House of Reps, and fucked up the number of Justices in the supreme court. Other then that it was pretty simple.

[Leetonidas]

I got 75%. All the ones I missed had answers that I would've picked second.

[Leetonidas]

I'm tripping balls on some shrooms I bought from peewee's cousin and I still aced that bitch.

rly?

[pooh]

You answered 85% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

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1. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Thomas Jefferson
2. When was the Constitution written?
Correct
1787
3. What are the first words of the Constitution?
Correct
We the People
4. What do we call the first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Correct
The Bill of Rights
5. Which of the following is NOT a right outlined in the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence?
Correct
Right to bear arms
6. Which one of these is a right guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Correct
Freedom of the press
7. How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Correct
27
8. Why does the United States flag have 13 stripes?
Correct
They represent the 13 original colonies
9. Which of these was NOT among the original states?
Correct
Maine
10. What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803?
Correct
Louisiana
11. Under our Constitution, some powers belong to the federal government. Which of the following is NOT a federal power?
To declare treaties is not correct.
To provide education
12. Which of the following is NOT one of the three branches of the government?
Correct
Federal
13. The House of Representatives has how many voting members?
Correct
435
14. We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
2 is not correct.
6
15. In what month do we vote for President?
Correct
November
16. If both the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President?
Secretary of State is not correct.
The Speaker of the House
17. Who was president during World War I?
Correct
Woodrow Wilson
18. How many justices are there on the U.S. Supreme Court?
Correct
9
19. Who is the Chief Justice of the United States?

Correct
John G. Roberts, Jr
20. What did Susan B. Anthony do?

Correct
Fought for women’s rights