If you could fight anyone from Spurstalk who would it be?

[ATRAIN]

Even if your list is long just pick 1.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

this will be fun and will end ugly

[ATRAIN]

this will be fun and will end ugly

I was inspired from Fight Club.

[BacktoBasics]

this will be fun and will end uglyRight on top of my list behind BRHornetsjiggaboo45

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Butterbean (AKA T PARK)

[florige]

I agree with Viva on this one....:lol

I know B2B and CC would fight one another.

[Chris Duel]

Logan

[CuckingFunt]

Myself.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Right on top of my list behind BRHornetsjiggaboo45
:rollin

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was inspired from Fight Club.i haven't seen that in a while.

[BacktoBasics]

I wouldn't fight CC. I like the guy. I like "The Richer Club" guys

[ATRAIN]

My list is pretty long but I would have to say its a close 2 way tie between Gay and Confused and mono but I would love 15 mins with da_suns_fan. I wouldnt even listen to his begs and crys.

[florige]

I wouldn't fight CC. I like the guy. I like "The Richer Club" guys



:lmao

I would fight Orion for excluding me out of the picture club...:ihit

[ATRAIN]

I wouldn't fight CC. I like the guy. I like "The Richer Club" guys

Plus they would prob hire muscle.

[CosmicCowboy]

I wanna wrestle Shelly and 2Blonde.

In wesson oil.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My list is pretty long but I would have to say its a close 2 way tie between Gay and Confused and mono but I would love 15 mins with da_suns_fan. I wouldnt even listen to his begs and crys.

cJunW6y6d0c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJunW6y6d0c

[florige]

My list is pretty long but I would have to say its a close 2 way tie between Gay and Confused and mono but I would love 15 mins with da_suns_fan. I wouldnt even listen to his begs and crys.

Thats too easy dude. You have to pick a Spurs fan to fight..

[ATRAIN]

I want to fight Cosmic's horse for wasting water!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wanna wrestle Shelly and 2Blonde.

In wesson oil.
nice spin

[mardigan]

Argspursfan to the death

[ATRAIN]

Thats too easy dude. You have to pick a Spurs fan to fight..

A fellow spurs fan hmmmmmmmm, now thats tough let me think about that one.

[ATRAIN]

Argspursfan to the death

LOL damn thats hardcore. DEATHMATCH!!!

[RandomGuy]

Two may enter, one may leave...

THUNDERDOME....

Better question:

In a real deathmatch tournament, who would ultimately win? I might get lucky and last a round or two...

Who would be the last Spurs fan standing?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A fellow spurs fan hmmmmmmmm, now thats tough let me think about that one.wow. you have to think that hard? you must have quite a few. i can name 2........maybe 3

[ATRAIN]

wow. you have to think that hard? you must have quite a few. i can name 2........maybe 3

ITS A FUCKING LONG LIST!!

[monosylab1k]

My list is pretty long but I would have to say its a close 2 way tie between Gay and Confused and mono but I would love 15 mins with da_suns_fan. I wouldnt even listen to his begs and crys.

Don't be mad at me over the fact that your team sucks ass and can't beat mine to win the Silver Boot.

[monosylab1k]

wow. you have to think that hard? you must have quite a few. i can name 2........maybe 3

ATRAIN takes this whole internets thing a bit too seriously.

[mavs>spurs2]

atxcocker

[Viva Las Espuelas]

make this a poll, atrain!

[MavDynasty]

princess pimp

[ATRAIN]

Don't be mad at me over the fact that your team sucks ass and can't beat mine to win the Silver Boot.

HA in your dreams Jr.

[ATRAIN]

make this a poll, atrain!

LOL that would be one huge poll.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that would be one huge poll.
that's what she said.



,but seriously put about 10 up there. the obvious ones.

[T Park]

that's what she said.



,but seriously put about 10 up there. the obvious ones.

Thank you Steve Carrell :lol

[stretch]

stretch

[lefty]

Hornets trolls

But they haven t showed up since we won game 7 :D

[florige]

Hornets trolls

But they haven t showed up since we won game 7 :D



BR45 is pretty cool though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would love to kick the shit out of that pussy Squid.

[cornbread]

Mardigan, but he's too afraid of me to knuckle up.

[ATRAIN]

that's what she said.



,but seriously put about 10 up there. the obvious ones.

PM me who you want up there.

[BigZak]

i'd fight paki!

[lefty]

BR45 is pretty cool though.

:tu

One of the good trolls around here

[BacktoBasics]

BR45 is pretty cool though.I hope to god your joking. Only cow manure for a pillow would annoy me more.

[florige]

PM me who you want up there.



You should have pm'ed that dude.:lmao Now everyone is going to know that it is people on Viva's list of who he wants to fight... lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Does ATRAIN's mom post here?

If she does, I'd fight her.

[ATRAIN]

You should have pm'ed that dude.:lmao Now everyone is going to know that it is people on Viva's list of who he wants to fight... lol

LOL well he said the obvious ones. I think it might be better like this. I going to start another thread that is going to hurt feelings but its fun.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

PM me who you want up there.everyone should do it.

[ATRAIN]

Does ATRAIN's mom post here?

If she does, I'd fight her.

I would ask if your mom posts here but its hard to do when your always flat on your back like your mom.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'd fight paki!now that's cold blooded.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I going to start another thread that is going to hurt feelings but its fun.damn

[ATRAIN]

Id fight Jman for Breaking Sil_black's heart when he dumped her, for that shit stache, for trying to rape me over xbox live.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would ask if your mom posts here but its hard to do when your always flat on your back like your mom.

I only said that because I constantly rough up your mother during our extensive sex sessions.

I know she can take a good donkey punch.
It'd be interesting to see what she can do in a ring.

[peewee's lovechild]

Id fight Jman for Breaking Sil_black's heart when he dumped her, for that shit stache, for trying to rape me over xbox live.

You can't handle the 'stache.

You couldn't even handle Don Queer.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

JohnSmith wants to fly out to my hometown and fight me....he's said so repeatedly.






Personally, the Chopper doesn't want to fight anyone in here but that arrogant, 3rd person talkin', basketball know-it-all Timvp. That guy really burns me...the way he sits there at his computer all white and pasty-plaid gangsta-esque.
http://timvp.com/me.jpg

Just look at him sitting there...like he knows something we don't. Burns me just to look at him.


:flipoff

[BigZak]

not cold blooded, the bastard owes me wings! :ihit

[BigZak]

http://timvp.com/me.jpg

Just look at him sitting there...like he knows something we don't. Burns me just to look at him.

:flipoff


:lmao

[Extra Stout]

I would fight Saguaro. I can't stand that Suns troll.

[Trainwreck2100]

Id fight Jman for trying to rape me.

http://www.ebsports.net/bbs/images/yahoo/straightface.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

I would fight Midge, but he gets Sandra to fight his battles.

She's got a badge now, so fighting her would not be a good idea.

[ATRAIN]

I would fight Midge, but he gets Sandra to fight his battles.

She's got a badge now, so fighting her would not be a good idea.

Badges??We dont need no stinking badges!!

[mrsmaalox]

I've never fought anyone in my life. But I'm thinking I could take Marini, if she has about 4 martini's first!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I've never fought anyone in my life. But I'm thinking I could take Marini, if she has about 4 martini's first!it's 2pm. i'm sure she's primed and ready for you.

[2centsworth]

what drives people to fight from internet talk? I used to get pissed off like that, but i can't remember why.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what drives people to fight from internet talk? I used to get pissed off like that, but i can't remember why.
jackassery

[johnsmith]

JohnSmith wants to fly out to my hometown and fight me....he's said so repeatedly.


You getting mad enough at me to threaten to fly to Corpus and fight me was hands down my greatest achievment on the interweb, ever, ever.

[CuckingFunt]

what drives people to fight from internet talk?

Insecurity.

[johnsmith]

Insecurity.

Which is what Ed Jones screams of.

Just look at the way he attempts to flatter women on here. It's emberassing to watch.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Tacker
da_suns_fan
Louis

[CosmicCowboy]

Which is what Ed Jones screams of.

Just look at the way he attempts to flatter women on here. It's emberassing to watch.

You really do need to get a life shithead.

[The Hustler]

kick his ass!

[johnsmith]

You really do need to get a life shithead.


Said the one guy on the internet to the other guy on the internet.


Shouldn't you be off making a "richer" joke in another thread about now?

Now pipe down old man before you break a hip while spewing insults.

[johnsmith]

kick his ass!

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'll fight any man my size or smaller or any woman bigger than me.

CuckingFunt would mop the floor with you!

[Solid D]

JohnSmith wants to fly out to my hometown and fight me....he's said so repeatedly.






Personally, the Chopper doesn't want to fight anyone in here but that arrogant, 3rd person talkin', basketball know-it-all Timvp. That guy really burns me...the way he sits there at his computer all white and pasty-plaid gangsta-esque.
http://timvp.com/me.jpg

Just look at him sitting there...like he knows something we don't. Burns me just to look at him.


:lol Good call, Chop. I hadn't seen that photo of "timvp" in a while.

[stretch]

what?

johnsmith doesnt wanna fight me?

oh wait...

lol cutler

now he wants to fight me

[johnsmith]

what?

johnsmith doesnt wanna fight me?

oh wait...

lol cutler

now he wants to fight me

I hate you stretch. I told you, I'm going to "virtually" kill you one day.

[johnsmith]

what?

johnsmith doesnt wanna fight me?

oh wait...

lol cutler

now he wants to fight me

Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.

Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'll fight anyone willing to take a dive for a couple hundred VBookie dollars.

[stretch]

Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.

Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.

sorry. leaving for oklahoma right after work.

[johnsmith]

sorry. leaving for oklahoma right after work.

fag

[Viva Las Espuelas]

sorry. leaving for oklahoma right after work.
HIDE THE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Solid D]

Nobody. I don't dislike anyone in here.

[ATRAIN]

Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.

Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.

What you going to play add me and pm me yours and stretchs GT's.

[florige]

You can't handle the 'stache.

You couldn't even handle Don Queer.



The Stache......:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.

Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.

:lmao

Funny, thats exactly the way I visualized your life.

[johnsmith]

:lmao

Funny, thats exactly the way I visualized your life.

I'm sorry, what's funny about that?

Are you telling me that in your 84 years of life on this earth you've never stayed home on a Thursday night, flogged the Dolphin and then goofed off and relaxed the rest of the time?

I know you haven't played on an xbox, but I'm sure you played with penny whistles or whatever the hell you used to do in the 1930's.

[johnsmith]

:lmao

Funny, thats exactly the way I visualized your life.

Is it weird knowing that you've almost lived your whole life already and all you have to show for it is some bad "richer" jokes you made on the internets?

[2centsworth]

johnsmith cracks me up. something str8 out of a jerky boys cd.

[marini martini]

I've never fought anyone in my life. But I'm thinking I could take Marini, if she has about 4 martini's first!

Ha Ha Ha! After 4 measly martinis I could take out that Mohammad Ali's daughter. Then after that I could still win a ballroom dance competition! Beyotch:ihit
:king


it's 2pm. i'm sure she's primed and ready for you.

Don't start with me, mrsmaalox bodyguard. Or I might have to break your drum finger:nope

[BacktoBasics]

I know you haven't played on an xbox, but I'm sure you played with penny whistles or whatever the hell you used to do in the 1930's.:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

I'm sorry, what's funny about that?

Are you telling me that in your 84 years of life on this earth you've never stayed home on a Thursday night, flogged the Dolphin and then goofed off and relaxed the rest of the time?

I know you haven't played on an xbox, but I'm sure you played with penny whistles or whatever the hell you used to do in the 1930's.

I guess us old folks just have more fun. I'm actually going home to load the kayaks on the roof rack, fill the 120qt ice chests with adult beverages, load the tables, tent, food etc. and then hook up to the BBQ trailer for a little richer trip to the river tomorrow.

I'll be playing with friends tomorrow while you are flogging the floppy trying to get it up for the second time in the same weekend.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

mrsmaalox bodyguard.
oh whatever




I might have to break your drum finger:nope that's ok. i workout each one of the individually.

[johnsmith]

I guess us old folks just have more fun. I'm actually going home to load the kayaks on the roof rack, fill the 120qt ice chests with adult beverages, load the tables, tent, food etc. and then hook up to the BBQ trailer for a little richer trip to the river tomorrow.

I'll be playing with friends tomorrow while you are flogging the floppy trying to get it up for the second time in the same weekend.

Let me go back and check in this thread where anyone asked or showed any signs whatsoever of giving a fuck what you are doing this weekend..............................nope, nothing.


Having said that, try not to break a hip while loading all that stuff. I have this uncle, well, I had this uncle that was about your age. He broke his hip, went into have surgery and fucking died.

I mean, if you died, who would we have to constantly make the same fucking "richer" jokes on this forum, over and over and over and over again?

[Mister Sinister]

Let me go back and check in this thread where anyone asked or showed any signs whatsoever of giving a fuck what you are doing this weekend..............................nope, nothing.


Having said that, try not to break a hip while loading all that stuff. I have this uncle, well, I had this uncle that was about your age. He broke his hip, went into have surgery and fucking died.

I mean, if you died, who would we have to constantly make the same fucking "richer" jokes on this forum, over and over and over and over again?
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/internet_serious_business.jpg

[CosmicCowboy]

Let me go back and check in this thread where anyone asked or showed any signs whatsoever of giving a fuck what you are doing this weekend..............................nope, nothing.


Having said that, try not to break a hip while loading all that stuff. I have this uncle, well, I had this uncle that was about your age. He broke his hip, went into have surgery and fucking died.

I mean, if you died, who would we have to constantly make the same fucking "richer" jokes on this forum, over and over and over and over again?

Penis envy is an ugly ugly thing. I'm sure Jim and the rest of the richers would pick up the slack in making you realize just how futile your xboxturbating life is.

[BacktoBasics]

Alright Alright Alright everyone just calm down. Ladies its get late in the day so lets make with the PMs I'm waiting.

[johnsmith]

Penis envy is an ugly ugly thing. I'm sure Jim and the rest of the richers would pick up the slack in making you realize just how futile your xboxturbating life is.

Man you bring up penises a lot on this site.

[johnsmith]

Penis envy is an ugly ugly thing. I'm sure Jim and the rest of the richers would pick up the slack in making you realize just how futile your xboxturbating life is.

:lol:lol:lol

"the rest of the richers"

Is it like a gang of old men that after looking around the internet you all go to the YMCA and do water aerobics?


Dude, the movie Caccoon..........it was just a movie..........it's never going to happen in real life.

[CosmicCowboy]

Man you bring up penises a lot on this site.

Sorry, didn't mean to inadvertently rouse your insecurities again. Most of us just take functional penises for granted.

[BacktoBasics]

Sorry, didn't mean to inadvertently rouse your insecurities again. Most of us just take functional penises for granted.God know I don't neglect mine

[johnsmith]

Sorry, didn't mean to inadvertently rouse your insecurities again. Most of us just take functional penises for granted.

Sweet, another penis joke. Throw in something about being a "richer" and you'll be as repetative as the guy that says "sons" all the time.

[marini martini]

xboxturbating life

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Good one:toast

[johnsmith]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Good one:toast

says the lush in the corner.

[marini martini]

Gee, I wonder when Atrain's going to start the thread that's going to really hurt alot of people's feelings??????????????:wakeup

[johnsmith]

Gee, I wonder when Atrain's going to start the thread that's going to hurt alot of people's feelings??????????????:wakeup

Hey, don't knock Atrain, this thread is hilarious.

[katyon6th]

says the lush in the corner.

Who is also old.

[florige]

Gee, I wonder when Atrain's going to start the thread that's going to hurt alot of people's feelings??????????????:wakeup



Atrain probably is already at the bar with the Stache....:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Atrain probably is already at the bar already with the Stache....:lol

Making out with him.

[marini martini]

Hey, don't knock Atrain, this thread is hilarious.

I'm not knocking him. We're cool, and I'm digging this thread so please STFU and leave me the hell alone.
Thanks.
:toast


Who is also old.
Well at least ya'll all have someone to take your "mother issues" out on!
:toast

[Leetonidas]

I'd like to beat the shit out of any of the faggots who think they're "edgy" and try to act like badasses.

Fuck all of you queers. :flipoff

[florige]

I'm not knocking him. We're cool, and I'm digging this thread so please STFU and leave me the hell alone.
Thanks.
:toast


Well at least ya'll all have someone to take your "mother issues" out on!
:toast


Darn Marini this is the first time ever I have seen you type pissed....:lol

[T Park]

I'd like to beat the shit out of any of the faggots who think they're "edgy" and try to act like badasses.

Fuck all of you queers. :flipoff

Sooo

you want to fight yourself?

[mrsmaalox]

Darn Marini this is the first time ever I have seen you type pissed....:lol

I'm considering firing my old bodyguard and hiring her!!!

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

RashoFan and CuckingFunt in a hot oil match :eyebrows

[BacktoBasics]

Darn Marini this is the first time ever I have seen you type pissed....:lol
sexy as hell isn't it?

[T Park]

RashoFan and CuckingFunt in a hot oil match :eyebrows

I second that motion.

[marini martini]

Darn Marini this is the first time ever I have seen you type pissed....:lol

Darn Flo, this is the first time I've ever seen you type darn!:lol You don't have to start being respectful now:lmao


I'm considering firing my old bodyguard and hiring her!!!

Naw, Viva needs to keep his nightstick in top form:toast

But I can fill, in case of emergencies on nights I'm not drunk:lmao

[The BodyGuard]

I'm considering firing my old bodyguard and hiring her!!!

PM me.

[peewee's lovechild]

I fought with a buffet during lunch and I lost.

I still feel like throwing up.

[florige]

I fought with a buffet during lunch and I lost.

I still feel like throwing up.



:lmao What did you have? Chicken fried bacon?

[JoeChalupa]

yonivore

[florige]

RashoFan and CuckingFunt in a hot oil match :eyebrows


yonivore



Man even mild mannered JC is getting into it today.....:lol

[BRHornet45]

Right on top of my list behind BRHornetsjiggaboo45

lol backtobasics! son you know you love me!

[peewee's lovechild]

:lmao What did you have? Chicken fried bacon?

The list is long enough to fill one page of this thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

lol backtobasics! son you know you love me!

I love that bitch in your sig, son.

[florige]

The list is long enough to fill one page of this thread.


I thought you said a while back that you were going to start trying to eat more greenery vegetables and salads?

[tlongII]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[BRHornet45]

I love that bitch in your sig, son.

indeed son. I just put a new one up

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

You should've said, "I'm a ginger, not a fighter."

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you said a while back that you were going to start trying to eat more greenery vegetables and salads?

Peewee is full of shit. Listening to his bullshit will only make you dumber.

[JoeChalupa]

I haven't had any chingasos is decades.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

...

[JoeChalupa]

indeed son. I just put a new one up

Son, what is up with those two-toned thighs?

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't had any chingasos is decades.

That's not what your wife says!

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought you said a while back that you were going to start trying to eat more greenery vegetables and salads?

I tried it for a grand total of one day.

It appears veggies don't agree with me.

[BRHornet45]

Son, what is up with those two-toned thighs?

oh damn son sorry. I forgot that you don't appreciate a full grown beast... just because you are so nice son I will post YOUR favorite body type. here is your girl Nicole!!!...... what a body!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2635058812_007c8cc2f2.jpg

[2centsworth]

yoni would kick your ass joe.

[JoeChalupa]

oh damn son sorry. I forgot that you don't appreciate a full grown beast... just because you are so nice son I will post YOUR favorite body type. here is your girl Nicole!!!...... what a body!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2635058812_007c8cc2f2.jpg


Son, I haven't used stick figures in decades.

[JoeChalupa]

yoni would lick your ass joe.

Don't go there.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2635058812_007c8cc2f2.jpg


Nice! I like her tan!

[peewee's lovechild]

yoni would kick your ass joe.

Yoni can lick my taint.

He probably, secretly wants to do that.

[Dex]

I'm pretty sure johnsmith even wanted to fight me at one point, and I'm one of the most laid back guys youll meet. :dizzy

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'm a fighter too, so don't try anything, bub. :smokin

[marini martini]

yoni would kick your ass joe.


Don't go there.


Yoni can lick my taint.

He probably, secretly wants to do that.


Are you guys talking about this Yanni?:lmao

RvJH_POzxmc

[BRHornet45]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2635058812_007c8cc2f2.jpg[/img]

sons the sad thing is that picture of Nicole isn't too far fetched from what the majority of white men consider beautiful..... skin, bones, plastic, and blonde weighing NO MORE than 100lbs.

I would know. I am white sons and have many stupid friends who blow their load looking at pictures of stick figure women like this. you all need to learn to appreciate full grown thoroughbred stallion beast like me.

[2centsworth]

Yoni can lick my taint.

He probably, secretly wants to do that.

he'll kick your transvestite ass too.

[marini martini]

...

Damn, I just thought of a funny reply Chopper. Why did you erase it?????

[manufor3]

extatic

[peewee's lovechild]

he'll kick your transvestite ass too.

Are you his faggot lover feeling the need to defend him so much?

Fuck you, faggot.

I'll kick your ass too.

Easily.

[JoeChalupa]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3258/2635058812_007c8cc2f2.jpg[/img]

sons the sad thing is that picture of Nicole isn't too far fetched from what the majority of white men consider beautiful..... skin, bones, plastic, and blonde weighing NO MORE than 100lbs.

I would know. I am white sons and have many stupid friends who blow their load looking at pictures of stick figure women like this. you all need to learn to appreciate full grown thoroughbred stallion beast like me.

Listen up son, I like a woman with some meat on her bones I was just mentioning how the beast of a woman in your sig has two-toned thighs that is all. Maybe it is just a tan line? But I'm not into the wafer thin look.

[peewee's lovechild]

Son.

[peewee's lovechild]

Son!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

What's with this 2centsworth defending Yoni's cock?

Fucking faggot.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if this worth2cents homosexual jacks off to Yoni's avatar on a daily basis.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fucking chode blowing queer.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Damn, I just thought of a funny reply Chopper. Why did you erase it?????


I had a moment that I felt badly for him and so I erased it. I likened it to poking a retarded kid with a stick. He'll get angry and mad and stomp his feet and chase me for a little while, and then he'll settle down and start pestering the other kids in the room. I could keep poking him, and run away laughing, and watch the same reaction over and over again, but eventually even poking retarded kids with sticks, simply for the sheer fun of it, gets a little old.

[2centsworth]

I wonder if this worth2cents homosexual jacks off to Yoni's avatar on a daily basis.

are you that overly sensitive to a joke. I wasn't being serious, but maybe the transvestite comment stuck a cord.

[BRHornet45]

sons the sad thing is that picture of Nicole isn't too far fetched from what the majority of white men consider beautiful..... skin, bones, plastic, and blonde weighing NO MORE than 100lbs.

I would know. I am white sons and have many stupid friends who blow their load looking at pictures of stick figure women like this. you all need to learn to appreciate full grown thoroughbred stallion beast like me.

Listen up son, I like a woman with some meat on her bones I was just mentioning how the beast of a woman in your sig has two-toned thighs that is all. Maybe it is just a tan line? But I'm not into the wafer thin look.[/QUOTE]

its ok son. my bad for being mean. most guys on here prefer the skin, bones, and plastic look on a broad so I just assummed thats what you meant. god bless.

[BRHornet45]

are you that overly sensitive to a joke. I wasn't being serious, but maybe the transvestite comment stuck a cord.

holy shit son your a libertarian too? it's good to know there is at least someone else on this board who has woken up.

[marini martini]

I had a moment that I felt badly for him and so I erased it. I likened it to poking a retarded kid with a stick. He'll get angry and mad and stomp his feet and chase me for a little while, and then he'll settle down and start pestering the other kids in the room. I could keep poking him, and run away laughing, and watch the same reaction over and over again, but eventually even poking retarded kids with sticks, simply for the sheer fun of it, gets a little old.

I know what ya mean. But I still like tripping them while they're running:toast
That to me, just never gets old:lol

[Leetonidas]

Sooo

you want to fight yourself?

If you haven't noticed you fat sack of shit, I tend to stay in the troll forum mostly and only offer opinions on topic in the NBA forum and Spurs forum. I don't go around acting like a fucking prick like you do, and I certainly don't try to act badass.

I'd like to take a swing at you too porky, though I'm sure it'd be like trying to fight my way through some dough.

[mavs>spurs2]

BR I don't get it either. The chick in your sig is still lean, just with a full woman's figure. I don't know why some people prefer the anorexic look.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

boutons would be a fun one to challenge as well. He'd sit around waiting for Obama to fight you on his behalf, and meanwhile you could beat the crap out of him.

[mavs>spurs2]

If you haven't noticed you fat sack of shit, I tend to stay in the troll forum mostly and only offer opinions on topic in the NBA forum and Spurs forum. I don't go around acting like a fucking prick like you do, and I certainly don't try to act badass.

I'd like to take a swing at you too porky, though I'm sure it'd be like trying to fight my way through some dough.

:lmao RACK!!!

[BRHornet45]

BR I don't get it either. The chick in your sig is still lean, just with a full woman's figure. I don't know why some people prefer the anorexic look.

son you speak the truth. god bless

[JoeChalupa]

Salma Hayek has a nice full figure like I like.

[BRHornet45]

Salma Hayek has a nice full figure like I like.

now your talking son ... she is indeed a thoroughbred stallion.

[IronMexican]

mmm

Paris Hilton has that nice full look, joking.

yeah, i definitely like em thicker, see the sig:hat

[johnsmith]

I'm pretty sure johnsmith even wanted to fight me at one point, and I'm one of the most laid back guys youll meet. :dizzy

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'm a fighter too, so don't try anything, bub. :smokin

Do I know you? I don't remember ever arguing with you. I'd never want to fight anyone on this site........except for maybe Boutons.

I do know someone that was planning a flight all the way to Corpus to fight me though...................I'm looking at you chopper.

[johnsmith]

...
Don't worry, I read it before I left work. Do you want to know why you need to ask me so many questions to get to know me? It's because I'm not an attention whore douche bag like yourself that feels the need to validate his life to a bunch of strangers on the internet......you know, the way you do.



I had a moment that I felt badly for him and so I erased it. I likened it to poking a retarded kid with a stick. He'll get angry and mad and stomp his feet and chase me for a little while, and then he'll settle down and start pestering the other kids in the room. I could keep poking him, and run away laughing, and watch the same reaction over and over again, but eventually even poking retarded kids with sticks, simply for the sheer fun of it, gets a little old.
That's not really why you erased it. It's because you are a spineless hack. Stick with your guns and don't be a pussy. By the way, does poking at me include offering to fly down to Corpus and fight me the way you did before?

I know what ya mean. But I still like tripping them while they're running:toast
That to me, just never gets old:lol
Cram it you old drunk. Your an old, overweight has been that saw her best day when she won the javelin throw in high school. No one likes old people, and no one likes old drunk people, therefore, not even your kids are fans of you. Now toss back a couple more martini's, live a little more vicariously through others, and shut the fuck up.

[johnsmith]

I know what ya mean. But I still like tripping them while they're running:toast
That to me, just never gets old:lol

Excuse me, little old lady, I find it very telling that you've been on this site for 4 consecutive hours. In those 4 hours, you've offered many, many worthless thoughts and opinions and even took it upon yourself to start railing against me. However, when you were doing that, others were in here "trying" to do that as well, and now that they're not, all I hear from you is crickets.

So I suppose you and chopper have something in common, you're both spineless sissy's.


Happy 4th and I hope you have a good weekend. Try to drink through the noise of the fireworks tomorrow, it will help you sleep.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Don't worry, I read it before I left work. Do you want to know why you need to ask me so many questions to get to know me? It's because I'm not an attention whore douche bag like yourself that feels the need to validate his life to a bunch of strangers on the internet......you know, the way you do.

I know you're proud of working out and holding yourself out to be a fitness expert and that you live in Corpus. You know I manage a Burger King and recently lost 12 pounds and am now down to a mere 402 lbs on my 6 meal a day workout plan. I'd say we're even in the mutual knowledge department.






That's not really why you erased it. It's because you are a spineless hack. Stick with your guns and don't be a pussy. By the way, does poking at me include offering to fly down to Corpus and fight me the way you did before?


I deleted it because I figure I'd save myself (and the forum) from having to read any more of your posts for a bit. Your gig has gotten boring. I guess I waited a bit too long to delete...my bad.

And yes, you did pull me out of character once, and I do vaguely remember offering to put you in your place. Congratulations on that achievement. How long are you going to remind me of that again? This must be the 100th time so far. I guess if I were you, and I was able to get someone like myself to actually buy into your crap for a second I'd feel proud of that achievement too.








Cram it you old drunk. Your an old, overweight has been that saw her best day when she won the javelin throw in high school. No one likes old people, and no one likes old drunk people, therefore, not even your kids are fans of you. Now toss back a couple more martini's, live a little more vicariously through others, and shut the fuck up.

I also know you get off on trying to make other people feel as small as you are... while I might poke fun at folks but ultimately I want to build them up and get them enjoying themselves and feeling good about themselves. Again, an even tie in terms of mutual knowledge.





I know you've said before that the things you say and do are done to get a rise out of people and that it's not real...but that's an easy out. A jerk is a jerk, even if you say you're just pretending. Try being a person of character for once instead of a little pest.

[johnsmith]

I know you're proud of working out and holding yourself out to be a fitness expert and that you live in Corpus. You know I manage a Burger King and recently lost 12 pounds and am now down to a mere 402 lbs on my 6 meal a day workout plan. I'd say we're even in the mutual knowledge department.








I deleted it because I figure I'd save myself (and the forum) from having to read any more of your posts for a bit. Your gig has gotten boring. I guess I waited a bit too long to delete...my bad.

And yes, you did pull me out of character once, and I do vaguely remember offering to put you in your place. Congratulations on that achievement. How long are you going to remind me of that again? This must be the 100th time so far. I guess if I were you, and I was able to get someone like myself to actually buy into your crap for a second I'd feel proud of that achievement too.








I also know you get off on trying to make other people feel as small as you are... while I might poke fun at folks but ultimately I want to build them up and get them enjoying themselves and feeling good about themselves. Again, an even tie in terms of mutual knowledge.





I know you've said before that the things you say and do are done to get a rise out of people and that it's not real...but that's an easy out. A jerk is a jerk, even if you say you're just pretending. Try being a person of character for once instead of a little pest.



http://i314.photobucket.com/albums/ll409/rossl5ross/Untitled-1.jpg


Really, 15 minutes of thought on that one and all you came up with was that nonsense?

You know what's funny about that first part though, I don't live in Corpus anymore.........so i guess I'm one up on you on the "knowledge department" as you called it.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Actually I'm not THE manager of the Burger King. But I am first assistant to the assistant manager. Six more years and I should be running my own store. Not bad for a 40 year old.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://i314.photobucket.com/albums/ll409/rossl5ross/Untitled-1.jpg


Really, 15 minutes of thought on that one and all you came up with was that nonsense?

You know what's funny about that first part though, I don't live in Corpus anymore.........so i guess I'm one up on you on the "knowledge department" as you called it.

Touche....you got me. You know more about me than I know about you.

[CuckingFunt]

I would know. I am white sons and have many stupid friends who blow their load looking at pictures of stick figure women like this. you all need to learn to appreciate full grown thoroughbred stallion beast like me.

You do know that a stallion is a male, right?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

BTW...I didn't spend 15 minutes replying....I only post from work and occassionally I have to step out of the office to make sure the drive thru isn't too backed up.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Oh crap...fries are burning!! Now johnsmith knows I burned the fries....fvck!!

[SAtown]

You do know that a stallion is a male, right?

:lmao

son just got self-owned

[boutons_]

Aggie continues his obsession with boutons, an obsession that long ago passed into the gay area.

[CosmicCowboy]

Chopper, you crack me up. I think Johnsmith really thimks you are a 400# line cook.

We gotta party together sometime when I'm on the left coast.

[marini martini]

Cram it you old drunk. Your an old, overweight has been that saw her best day when she won the javelin throw in high school. No one likes old people, and no one likes old drunk people, therefore, not even your kids are fans of you. Now toss back a couple more martini's, live a little more vicariously through others, and shut the fuck up.

OMFG! You are one angry mofo! I'm sorry did you flunk your senior year, and now have to take summer school, so your folk's can watch you walk the stage in December? Overweight? Not so much! The Gin works as a diuretic, sorry! Me and my old man prolly get it on more in a week, than you in your lifetime. So STFU, already!


Excuse me, little old lady, I find it very telling that you've been on this site for 4 consecutive hours. In those 4 hours, you've offered many, many worthless thoughts and opinions and even took it upon yourself to start railing against me. However, when you were doing that, others were in here "trying" to do that as well, and now that they're not, all I hear from you is crickets.

I haven't been on here for 4 fvkng hours, junior. My P.C. stays on while I made a killer pasta salad, w/fresh basil from my garden. (that's eww to you).
Put the ribeye steaks in baggies for next week's trip. Started packing for my week at the riverfront. Transferred a couple a grand into my cking acct. to cover bills for next week. Called USAA, to take a truck off policy, and saved $300.00 a month. Not to mention, picked up laundry, changed sheets, and cleaned a couple of toilet bowls.
And hopefully by now Wally, your meds have kicked in, and your little bi-polar ass has settled down! So you could understand, I wasn't fvcking railing on your ass. I was merely trying to make a little light hearted comment, to get others, including you, to smile or giggle. Life's too short buckwheat.......please grow a sense of humor!:toast Before someone really kicks your ass!

So yea, I might be old, but there's a reason I am. I'm having too much fun enjoying my knowledge and experience and pitting it against mindless idiots like you.:toast

So rock on Todd, have a great weekend!

[CosmicCowboy]

And yeah Johnsmith, I'm still here. Just got the kayaks loaded, the ice chests filled, 80# of ice, tables, chairs, etc. loaded. Life is good.

Enjoy your Xboxturbation tonight.

[CosmicCowboy]

OMFG! You are one angry mofo! I'm sorry did you flunk your senior year, and now have to take summer school, so your folk's can watch you walk the stage in December? Overweight? Not so much! The Gin works as a diuretic, sorry! Me and my old man prolly get it on more in a week, than you in your lifetime. So STFU, already!



I haven't been on here for 4 fvkng hours, junior. My P.C. stays on while I made a killer pasta salad, w/fresh basil from my garden. (that's eww to you).
Put the ribeye steaks in baggies for next week's trip. Started packing for my week at the riverfront. Transferred a couple a grand into my cking acct. to cover bills for next week. Called USAA, to take a truck off policy, and saved $300.00 a month. Not to mention, picked up laundry, changed sheets, and cleaned a couple of toilet bowls.
And hopefully by now Wally, your meds have kicked in, and your little bi-polar ass has settled down! So you could understand, I wasn't fvcking railing on your ass. I was merely trying to make a little light hearted comment, to get others, including you, to smile or giggle. Life's too short buckwheat.......please grow a sense of humor!:toast Before someone really kicks your ass!

So yea, I might be old, but there's a reason I am. I'm having too much fun enjoying my knowledge and pitting it against mindless idiots like you.:toast

So rock on Todd, have a grat weekend!

My kind of woman! *slapping my shorts...Down Boy! Down!* LOL

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't fight BRHornet. Dude looks like he works out.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a0/Foghorn_Leghorn.png/250px-Foghorn_Leghorn.png

[BRHornet45]

You do know that a stallion is a male, right?

son I will admit my foolishness. you truly pwned me there. I hang my head in shame. I was typing too fast.

[Anti.Hero]

I am Anti.Hero and I approve of the above sig ^.

Thank you.

[Spuradicator]

I'd beat the holy hell out of Tacker, but damn that would be too easy

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Aggie continues his obsession with boutons, an obsession that long ago passed into the gay area.

It's no obsession, I just think if ever I wanted to kick someone's ass without even really having to try (probably using my weak arm even), you'd be the prime candidate.

[angelbelow]

sasha vujacic

[TDMVPDPOY]

i fight midgeonadonkey, look

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb101/jonescru/blazing_saddles/blazing08.gif

dont fok with my ST community this is spurtaaa

http://www.vap3r.com/polish/wtflol.gif

[T Park]

Such hostility.

Its a holiday weekend people. Enjoy it :toast

[TheSanityAnnex]

Shut up you fat fuck.

[Leetonidas]

Shut up you fat fuck.

:tu

[T Park]

Shut up you fat fuck.


Right back atcha sunshine.

[Kori Ellis]

Blame johnsmith if you want to know why this thread is closed.

You all can resume the overboard behavior in the Troll/smack forum if you'd like.

Happy 4th of July, everyone.

-Kori