Does Chris Duel have a mancrush on Mouse?

[PakiDan]

I mean... I'm just saying...

[JoeChalupa]

So...what are you saying?........

[PakiDan]

So...what are you saying?........

I would tell you, but your brain would probably explode.

[JoeChalupa]

Say what!?

[Evan]

whats going on here?

[mouse]

Back in 1989 after about 30 or so, 25 cent bourbon and cokes from the bonham exchange dance club , I found myself in bed with Chris and his pet Gerbil.

I knew right then and there I was in love from that day fourth. But that was long ago......right now I would rather have a young, well tanned man like PakiDan to share my bed with tonight.

I can only hope PakiDan PMs me tonight before Home Depot closes so I can buy a new harness adapter for my bed.

[marini martini]

I mean... I'm just saying...


So...what are you saying?........


I would tell you, but your brain would probably explode.


Say what!?


whats going on here?


Back in 1989 after about 30 or so, 25 cent bourbon and cokes from the bonham exchange dance club , I found myself in bed with Chris and his pet Gerbil.

I knew right then and there I was in love from that day fourth. But that was long ago......right now I would rather have a young, well tanned man like PakiDan to share my bed with tonight.

I can only hope PakiDan PMs me tonight before Home Depot closes so I can buy a new harness adapter for my bed.


See, this is the B.S. that makes MLMFAO:lmao:lmao:lmao

Cheers, babes:toast

[Skele-Jester]

Don't we all have a crush on mouse?

[mouse]

See, this is the B.S. that makes MLMFAO:lmao:lmao:lmao

Cheers, babes:toast

If only I could get SequSpur to paint himself orange my late night fantasy would be complete....


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[mouse]

Don't we all have a crush on mouse?

Only Tpark or BigSnack can really have a "crush" on anyone, what you have is what we call an attraction.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Personally, I could never crush on anyone who can't handle their fly-infested Slovenian Pear Brandy...

[mouse]

Personally, I could never crush on anyone who can't handle their fly-infested Slovenian Pear Brandy...

You would bid over 500.00 dollars on eBay for a used pair of Dawn's panties after a long day at Daytona so don't talk about crushes! :lmao

[PakiDan]

You would bid over 500.00 dollars on eBay for a used pair of Dawn's panties after a long day at Daytona so don't talk about crushes! :lmao


:lol:lol:lol:lol You can't handle this, Mouse...

[samikeyp]

yes...yes he does.

[Chris Duel]

Back in 1989 after about 30 or so, 25 cent bourbon and cokes from the bonham exchange dance club , I found myself in bed with Chris and his pet Gerbil.

I knew right then and there I was in love from that day fourth. But that was long ago......right now I would rather have a young, well tanned man like PakiDan to share my bed with tonight.

I can only hope PakiDan PMs me tonight before Home Depot closes so I can buy a new harness adapter for my bed.

Mouse,

While I have learned over the years that you are The Greatest Caller in Talk Radio History (yes, even better than J.T. The Brick, who parlayed radio calls into a huge career), as I recall, the reason we woke up in bed together was due to Rohypnol, and not love at first sight.

It was "straight night" at The Bonham Exchange, and I was on a date with one of the beautiful Carpentier sisters from Holmes High School. Across the dance floor, I saw a man who I believed to be Ron Jeremy, one of my cinema heroes. I asked the man if he was the real Ron Jeremy, and he said he was.

He bought me a drink and asked me if I would take care of his friend's pet. He said his friend from Hollywood was Richard Gere and the pet was a very special gerbil.

While I would never harm the gerbil or any animal, I agreed to watch over the gerbil until "Ron Jeremy" returned from the dance floor with former TV sportscaster Rich Mello.

I finished my drink and the room began to spin.

I passed out.

Next thing I know, it's 12 hours later and I'm in a room at the Hilton Palacio del Rio with the gerbil and a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy, who is doing bong hits while a 7'2 Spurs center named Petur Gudmundsson is watching television on the couch.

Gudmundsson then starts wrestling with the Ron Jeremy replicant on the bed while the gerbil is running all over the hotel room.

In the fog of my apparentl Rohypnol-induced post-coma, I grabbed the gerbil, because I promised to keep it safe, and got the hell out of there.

Eleven years later, I'd doing radio on WOAI with Charlie Parker and Mouse calls into the show and says, "Hey Chris Duel, remember that night at The Bonham with Ron Jeremy and the gerbil?"

I could only conclude that you, Mouse, were somehow involved, if not the actual Ron Jeremy impersonator.

The gerbil was NOT my pet. I waited for several months for Richard Gere to claim the gerbil, but he never did. By 1990, the gerbil died.

[tlongII]

I'm not really into gerbils....but that's just me.

[Slydragon]

Mouse stop getting Paki excited you know it's not good for him at the moment.

[USA Employee]

Mouse,

While I have learned over the years that you are The Greatest Caller in Talk Radio History (yes, even better than J.T. The Brick, who parlayed radio calls into a huge career), as I recall, the reason we woke up in bed together was due to Rohypnol, and not love at first sight.

It was "straight night" at The Bonham Exchange, and I was on a date with one of the beautiful Carpentier sisters from Holmes High School. Across the dance floor, I saw a man who I believed to be Ron Jeremy, one of my cinema heroes. I asked the man if he was the real Ron Jeremy, and he said he was.

He bought me a drink and asked me if I would take care of his friend's pet. He said his friend from Hollywood was Richard Gere and the pet was a very special gerbil.

While I would never harm the gerbil or any animal, I agreed to watch over the gerbil until "Ron Jeremy" returned from the dance floor with former TV sportscaster Rich Mello.

I finished my drink and the room began to spin.

I passed out.

Next thing I know, it's 12 hours later and I'm in a room at the Hilton Palacio del Rio with the gerbil and a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy, who is doing bong hits while a 7'2 Spurs center named Petur Gudmundsson is watching television on the couch.

Gudmundsson then starts wrestling with the Ron Jeremy replicant on the bed while the gerbil is running all over the hotel room.

In the fog of my apparentl Rohypnol-induced post-coma, I grabbed the gerbil, because I promised to keep it safe, and got the hell out of there.

Eleven years later, I'd doing radio on WOAI with Charlie Parker and Mouse calls into the show and says, "Hey Chris Duel, remember that night at The Bonham with Ron Jeremy and the gerbil?"

I could only conclude that you, Mouse, were somehow involved, if not the actual Ron Jeremy impersonator.

The gerbil was NOT my pet. I waited for several months for Richard Gere to claim the gerbil, but he never did. By 1990, the gerbil died.


This person has comedy writing skills that is better than anything I have seen in Bombay.

[PakiDan]

Mouse,

While I have learned over the years that you are The Greatest Caller in Talk Radio History (yes, even better than J.T. The Brick, who parlayed radio calls into a huge career), as I recall, the reason we woke up in bed together was due to Rohypnol, and not love at first sight.

It was "straight night" at The Bonham Exchange, and I was on a date with one of the beautiful Carpentier sisters from Holmes High School. Across the dance floor, I saw a man who I believed to be Ron Jeremy, one of my cinema heroes. I asked the man if he was the real Ron Jeremy, and he said he was.

He bought me a drink and asked me if I would take care of his friend's pet. He said his friend from Hollywood was Richard Gere and the pet was a very special gerbil.

While I would never harm the gerbil or any animal, I agreed to watch over the gerbil until "Ron Jeremy" returned from the dance floor with former TV sportscaster Rich Mello.

I finished my drink and the room began to spin.

I passed out.

Next thing I know, it's 12 hours later and I'm in a room at the Hilton Palacio del Rio with the gerbil and a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy, who is doing bong hits while a 7'2 Spurs center named Petur Gudmundsson is watching television on the couch.

Gudmundsson then starts wrestling with the Ron Jeremy replicant on the bed while the gerbil is running all over the hotel room.

In the fog of my apparentl Rohypnol-induced post-coma, I grabbed the gerbil, because I promised to keep it safe, and got the hell out of there.

Eleven years later, I'd doing radio on WOAI with Charlie Parker and Mouse calls into the show and says, "Hey Chris Duel, remember that night at The Bonham with Ron Jeremy and the gerbil?"

I could only conclude that you, Mouse, were somehow involved, if not the actual Ron Jeremy impersonator.

The gerbil was NOT my pet. I waited for several months for Richard Gere to claim the gerbil, but he never did. By 1990, the gerbil died.


:lol :lol My faith in the Duelster has been restored.

[AlamoSpursFan]

You would bid over 500.00 dollars on eBay for a used pair of Dawn's panties after a long day at Daytona so don't talk about crushes! :lmao

Your point being?

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol :lol My faith in the Duelster has been restored.

Holmes High School, represent!

[Tree hugger]

Holmes High School, represent!

Burbank / Jefferson in the house!

1978-80 era before the Mexican Invasion! :tu