Who wants a kitten?

[midgetonadonkey]

SilBlack and I just realized we don't like cats but someone gave us a kitten. We don't want it. We will give you a scratching post, litter box with litter, food and some other toy we bought for it. I don't want to be a dick and put it outside to live it's life as a stray so I'm giving someone the opportunity to take it before it comes to that.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I hate cats too.

[midgetonadonkey]

So do you want it?

[Vinnie_Johnson]

So do you want it?

LOL Nice of you to just not set it free. :toast

[Vinnie_Johnson]

http://www.dropthatsock.com/content/dog.kitten.jpg

My dog might like it.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Way to finally man up! Will the Justin Timberlake CDs be next?

[ashbeeigh]

Is it a boy or a girl? If it's a boy we may talk. If it's a girl someone else can have it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is it a boy or a girl? If it's a boy we may talk. If it's a girl someone else can have it.

I have no idea what it is.

[ashbeeigh]

I have no idea what it is.

:lmao Seriously? Go give it to LuvBones.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't see balls so I'm assuming it's a chick.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I don't see balls so I'm assuming it's a chick.

You are not going to see balls if it's a young cat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a hermaphrodite cat.

Ashbeeigh, come get this fucking thing.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

How to Tell if a Kitten is Male or Female
Step1Hold the kitten so its back end is facing you. Its tail will go up; this is just what you want to happen so you can make a determination.
Step2Seeif you can make the determination by using what is called the "colon or semicolon" rule. If the animal is a male, the area below its tail should resemble a colon ( : ); if it is a female, the area should represent a semi-colon ( ; ).
Step3See if the urinary area and anus are close together; if so, it is a female. In male kittens, the urinary area and anus are not close together, and an undeveloped scrotum may be visible.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

I have a hermaphrodite cat.

Ashbeeigh, come get this fucking thing.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

How to Tell if a Kitten is Male or Female
Step1Hold the kitten so its back end is facing you. Its tail will go up; this is just what you want to happen so you can make a determination.
Step2Seeif you can make the determination by using what is called the "colon or semicolon" rule. If the animal is a male, the area below its tail should resemble a colon ( : ); if it is a female, the area should represent a semi-colon ( ; ).
Step3See if the urinary area and anus are close together; if so, it is a female. In male kittens, the urinary area and anus are not close together, and an undeveloped scrotum may be visible.

I think it's a male.

[ashbeeigh]

I think it's a male.

What color is it? This is important in my decision to even ask if I can run across the street to get it.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's solid black.

[ShoogarBear]

ashbeeeiiigh lives across the street from midge and SilBlack?

Now that's what I call Quattro ammo.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeeiiigh lives across the street from midge and SilBlack?

Now that's what I call Quattro ammo.

I had no idea.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh if you want it another color just let me know. I'll dye the fucking thing.

[ashbeeigh]

I had no idea.

Tanglewood is across from oxbow on Babcock.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll throw in half a bottle of 3G's tequila for anyone that takes the cat.

[mavs>spurs2]

just wish cancer on it

[mavs>spurs2]

kidding :blah

[midgetonadonkey]

just wish cancer on it

Already done but I really don't have the patience to wait that out.

[mavs>spurs2]

:lmao we have too many cats as it is

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao we have too many cats as it is

What's 1 more?

[midgetonadonkey]

I named the cat Manning.

J.T. will take it for sure now.

[J.T.]

I named the cat Manning.

J.T. will take it for sure now.

This one time, at fat camp, I stuck a cat in the microwave.

Now PETA has me on constant surveillance. . .

[mrsmaalox]

I named the cat Manning.

J.T. will take it for sure now.

You should have named the cat "Tits". You'd have guys fighting over it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm sure a local filipino family will have good use for it.

[midgetonadonkey]

i'm sure a local filipino family will have good use for it.

Katy, do you want it?

[CuckingFunt]

If you can't find someone to take it, you should talk to a vet, or Petco/PetSmart, or the Humane Society, or something like that about adoption programs.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Try the Humane Society over at Fredericksburg/410.

[ATRAIN]

Midge is giving his pussy away hahah you whore!!

[peewee's lovechild]

This thread amuses me.

[Chief]

I have a hermaphrodite cat.

Ashbeeigh, come get this fucking thing.


Ashbeeigh if you want it another color just let me know. I'll dye the fucking thing.


Midge is giving his pussy away hahah you whore!!

:lol:lol:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge should give his cat to Alf.

[to21]

:lmao

I haven't laughed this hard in here.....ever.

Drop the damn thing off at the humane society. Or put it in a box and leave it at the door step of an animal hospital.

[ashbeeigh]

Or put it in a box and leave it at the door step of an animal hospital.


The Kitten Mosses Law? :lol

[lefty]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2192/funnylarryhughesmr3.jpg