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MaNu4Tres
07-07-2008, 07:30 PM
Speaking on behalf of all the Spurs' fans throughout the country, we would like to say congrats on the the new 50 million dollar deal. I understand why you took the money, I would probably too. 50 million dollars is hard to turn down. Best of Luck in Golden State where you will never reach the playoffs again. Heres to a 44 win season at best:toast

ducks
07-07-2008, 07:35 PM
Mr Correy I beg you to come to SA
you will see atleast 25 minutes a game
You will also get to earn your right to start
You also get to play with a guy named duncan
duncan will help create open looks for you
he is way better then anyone you every played for
and spurs basketball is about team not I so everyone gets lots of touches

Twisted_Dawg
07-07-2008, 07:41 PM
We don't beg for anybody. That is for the rest of the loser chumps in the league that have never won a damn thing.

If he doesn't want to come here, start and have a very good chance of winning a ring, then screw him.

Brutalis
07-07-2008, 07:43 PM
Dear Corey,

Join us, or fall to us. Up to you.


Sincerely,
Brutalis

ducks
07-07-2008, 07:49 PM
We don't beg for anybody. That is for the rest of the loser chumps in the league that have never won a damn thing.

If he doesn't want to come here, start and have a very good chance of winning a ring, then screw him.

why act like a troll

bresilhac
07-07-2008, 07:53 PM
We don't beg for anybody. That is for the rest of the loser chumps in the league that have never won a damn thing.

If he doesn't want to come here, start and have a very good chance of winning a ring, then screw him.

I agree. What's with this waiting game? Maggette doesn't need to do us any favors. The rings are his to win with the Spurs should he opt to sign with them. If not, go somewhere else and good luck trying to win a Title.

CubanMustGo
07-07-2008, 07:56 PM
Wow, we needed yet another CM thread.

ducks
07-07-2008, 07:58 PM
Wow, we needed yet another CM thread.

yeah there is so much to talk about right now:lol:lol:lol:lol

ducks
07-07-2008, 07:59 PM
I agree. What's with this waiting game? Maggette doesn't need to do us any favors. The rings are his to win with the Spurs should he opt to sign with them. If not, go somewhere else and good luck trying to win a Title.

if you were in his shoes you would wait to

ducks
07-07-2008, 08:00 PM
We don't beg for anybody. That is for the rest of the loser chumps in the league that have never won a damn thing.

If he doesn't want to come here, start and have a very good chance of winning a ring, then screw him.

did you beg for duncan,manu or tp to stay with the spurs?

JamStone
07-07-2008, 08:01 PM
Co-Ma,

Go there. They're good peeps.

You might even get a reach-around from Manu or Tony while stretching in the halls before games.

Samr
07-07-2008, 08:26 PM
I like the quote that Payton Manning said to the Colts GM (I think), when he was trying to decide to take either Manning or Ryan Leaf. It went something along the lines of "Either you can take me this year, or I will come back and beat you for the next ten."

I think it applies here. Either you can come to San Antonio, or you can watch the Spurs beat your team for the rest of your career. Not like it'd be any different from your career up to this point.....

texbound
07-07-2008, 08:44 PM
Dear Corey,

Join us, or fall to us. Up to you.


Sincerely,
Brutalis

Also, please take note of other NBA players careers after they spurned the Spurs:

Lamond Murray
Derek Anderson
Chris Webber
Tyrone Nesby (it really wasn't his fault, but still)


I'm not saying there is a Spurs curse, but............Pop has been known to dabble in voodoo after a couple of bottles of wine.

GrandeDavid
07-07-2008, 08:54 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

Come to San Antonio if you want to chill on the Riverwalk, go to Boston if you want rings.

KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

WildcardManu
07-07-2008, 09:32 PM
Come home. It's time.

wisnub
07-07-2008, 10:15 PM
Please come here Corey....By the way did this letter actually reach his hand??

Its been a while and we got no news of offer from FO. Anybody knows what FO up to? ANYONE AT ALL IN THIS FORUM?

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-07-2008, 10:16 PM
Please come here Corey....By the way did this letter actually reach his hand??

Its been a while and we got no news of offer from FO. Anybody knows what FO up to? ANYONE AT ALL IN THIS FORUM?

No. Now be gone.

BiZNicK
07-07-2008, 10:17 PM
Dear Corey,

Hi. I am your father.

- Biz

P.S. plz cum to teh spurs plz dude kthx ttyl

Samr
07-07-2008, 10:31 PM
Dear Corey,

The Clippers may be red
Violet and blue,
But if you're smart you'd be black and silver
And this is why, fool:

If you look below the surface
Into the Celtic sea of white and green
You'll see nothing but a bunch of has-beens
On their last championship team

But you might go down south
To play for the Magic
Or even down further to Miami
To play for the Tragic

Hell, you might just walk across town
And play next to Kobe
But unless you take him to Colorado
You won't get a pass unless it's from his attorney

And speaking of the Rockies
You might find attraction in Melo
Who, aside from the pot, tattoos, narcissism, speeding and not snitching videos
Is probably a real good fellow

But if you find your way into Texas
Into the Lone Star state
Just make sure you ask for the Alamo
Unless you want to see how the Spurs' ass taste

Because while the Clippers are red
Violet and blue,
The Spurs know how to be champs
And if you join them, you might just learn too

lefty
07-07-2008, 10:32 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

If you come to San Antonio,

I'll pass you the ball every single time,
I'll speak English without the French Accent,
I'll try to stop saying " unbelievable",
I'll even let you do my wife (that's what she wants for our couple birthday anyway),

But please come to San Antonio

Sincerely,

Tony Parker

Spurtacus
07-07-2008, 10:33 PM
Dear Mr. Maggette,

Don't you want to Remember the Alamo with us?

Samr
07-07-2008, 10:34 PM
Theeeerrrrreee once was a man from the Clippers
Who had the mid-level exception fall out of his zipper

... oh wait....

Sigz
07-07-2008, 10:35 PM
Dear Corey Maggette:

Just fucking choose us.

Slydragon
07-07-2008, 10:36 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

Make the damn decision already, so this board calms down when you say yes or flames the hell out of you if you say no.

spursfan09
07-07-2008, 11:04 PM
Dear Corey,

Wouldn't you rather sport the silver and black, or do you like green boogery looking unis?

Sincerly, me

Taking it to the Hole
07-08-2008, 01:59 AM
The weird thing would be if he actually is reading these posts or paying someone to read them and give him a summary.

Texas_Ranger
07-08-2008, 03:23 AM
Dear Corey just say NO to everyone else and come to the city of Texas!

Duncanoypi
07-08-2008, 03:45 AM
Dear Corey Maggette,

If you come to San Antonio,

I'll try to stop saying " unbelievable",

But please come to San Antonio

Sincerely,

Tony Parker

Dear Corey,

I'll stop also.....

Love,
Fabricio Oberto :lol

angelbelow
07-08-2008, 04:05 AM
im not a poet, so dont make me try. just join us already.

Ghazi
07-08-2008, 04:09 AM
Dear Corey

Don't join the Spurs please. :(

rj215
07-08-2008, 06:52 AM
Corey,
Come and enjoy no state tax and a real chance at a ring. Boston and Orlando can only give you one or the other.

--Spurs Fans

The_Game
07-08-2008, 07:00 AM
I like the quote that Payton Manning said to the Colts GM (I think), when he was trying to decide to take either Manning or Ryan Leaf. It went something along the lines of "Either you can take me this year, or I will come back and beat you for the next ten."

I think it applies here. Either you can come to San Antonio, or you can watch the Spurs beat your team for the rest of your career. Not like it'd be any different from your career up to this point.....

LOL

Thats the most idiotic thing anyone person could say

Spurs will not be a contender in 5 years nevermind 10....this team has 2 or 3 good years left in them. Nothing more

mrspurs
07-08-2008, 07:42 AM
only one team in the nba has bought a team and won it all that same season.....this yrs champions boston celtics.(that im aware of since 1973)..others have tried and failed...im proud the way we put together a team from other parts of the world....im proud that players who didnt speak english tried to understand each others slang before asking....hey where's cherry street?..in life you dont beg.......you go out and grab, and if you dont get what you want....you go out and grab again and again, until you have what you want......begging is like saying sorry, its a sign of weakness......our spurs may not be like they used tobe, but they are not beggers, and im sure everytime someone drops the ball or gets in someones way during practice by accident you wont hear them say......im sorry...(you forgot to check you mailbox timmy, im sorry) you left a towel out in your locker manu...im sorry) hey you knocked down my tooth brush tony....im sorry....get the picture........begging.......please

Lebowski Brickowski
07-08-2008, 09:13 AM
Overrated FA acquisition tread.

lefty
07-08-2008, 09:16 AM
Dear Corey,

I'll stop also.....

Love,
Fabricio Oberto :lol

:lol

MaNu4Tres
07-08-2008, 09:28 AM
Overrated FA acquisition tread.

Yeah I know especially since this is one of the first times a 20 and 5 player has actually considered coming to San Antonio via Free Agency dumb shit.

tlongII
07-08-2008, 09:32 AM
Dear Mr. Maggette,

Some things you should consider about relocating to San Antonio...

Hot.

Flat.

Dusty.


Think about it...

MaNu4Tres
07-08-2008, 09:36 AM
Dear Mr. Maggette,

Some things you should consider about relocating to San Antonio...

Hot.

Flat.

Dusty.


Think about it...


Hot> Cold weather

Where he would live is anything but flat ( Hill Country/ North of 1604)

I think your mistaking San Antonio for Houston which is Humid and Muggy.

MaNu4Tres
07-08-2008, 09:38 AM
Come Home Corey!!

Lebowski Brickowski
07-08-2008, 10:06 AM
[QUOTE=MaNu4Tres;2649143] Cum home Corey! You will be the best player on the team! You are not a selfish, arrogant, little wannabe thug! I want to have your baby!! I like to call people dumbshits on the internet!!!! QUOTE]

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-08-2008, 10:11 AM
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/carnac.jpg

"Hot. Flat. Dusty."

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

Ho ho, hot, flat, and dusty.

http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/images/carnac/uhm.gif

"What does Tlong see when he looks at a ewe, a shoe, and the Blazers trophy case?"

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

HI-YO! Ho ho ho ho!

Twisted_Dawg
07-08-2008, 10:24 AM
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/carnac.jpg

"Hot. Flat. Dusty."

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

Ho ho, hot, flat, and dusty.

http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/images/carnac/uhm.gif

"What does Tlong see when he looks at a ewe, a shoe, and the Blazers trophy case?"

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

HI-YO! Ho ho ho ho!

That is really some great creative work on your part!!:toast

remingtonbo2001
07-08-2008, 10:38 AM
Also, please take note of other NBA players careers after they spurned the Spurs:

Lamond Murray
Derek Anderson
Chris Webber
Tyrone Nesby (it really wasn't his fault, but still)


I'm not saying there is a Spurs curse, but............Pop has been known to dabble in voodoo after a couple of bottles of wine.


Don't forget the biggest fish amogst them, JASON KIDD.

GrandeDavid
07-08-2008, 11:19 AM
Don't call him "Mr. Maggette".

nkdlunch
07-08-2008, 11:22 AM
Dear Baggette,
Please forgive these poor souls who still beleive in you going to SA. Good luck in whatever other city you go next season.

Slomo
07-08-2008, 11:27 AM
Dear Mr. Maggette,

Please come to the San Antonio Spurs. I'm sure by now that everybody has talked to you about the tough but fair coach, the best PF in the history of the NBA and the fun packed international locker room.

But the main reason, no make that the only real reason, why you should consider making San Antonio your home is their fans. Forget anything you have seen and experienced so far because we are second to none. This will become obvious the moment you announce your decision to join our favorite club. People will kiss the earth you walked on (among other things) and start numerous threads in several forums comparing you to Michael Jordan, Magic Jonhson and Kareem Abdul Jabbar (concluding in a fair and documented fashion, that none of the aforementioned players are good enough to even be mentioned in the same sentence as you), but that will be only the tip of the proverbial iceberg sticking out of an ocean of topics discussing the Spurs' next 3 LOB trophies, where they should build an extension to the AT&T center for their display, who on the Spurs will undoubtedly be the finals MVP and the % of probability that the Spurs will win 82 regular season games during the next 3 (maybe 4) years (it should be somewhere around 89%).

If by any chance you would happen to miss your first FG during a pre-season game we (the above mentioned best fans in the NBA) will crucify you alive in the media, bars and internet forums of San Antonio. We are extremely good at this and quite fast. The first "Trade Corey" threads will appear even before the ball reaches the basket. But don't worry those will be short lived - they will however be followed by increasingly meaner threads, where we will dissect your lifestyle, form, technique and motivation piece by piece, tacking great pleasure and pride in surpassing the level of nastiness posted by the previous poster. Photoshoped pictures of you will appear, depicting you in all sorts of embarrassing poses ranging in style from gay porn to circus freak shows. We might stop at bestiality but, just as with your playing time with the Spurs, there is not guarantee.

We are by far the most hardcore, meanest and above all dysfunctional fans of the NBA. Please come to San Antonio and meet us. You'll love us (or we'll make you).

We are your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. We are your number one fan. :)


http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070926/misery_l.jpg

easy7
07-08-2008, 12:15 PM
I would not want to be in a team where there is a lot of "penetration" by anyone and a lot of "ball sharing" because we are a team.

Signed CM

SenorSpur
07-08-2008, 12:45 PM
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/carnac.jpg

"Hot. Flat. Dusty."

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

Ho ho, hot, flat, and dusty.

http://www.johnnycarson.com/carson/images/carnac/uhm.gif

"What does Tlong see when he looks at a ewe, a shoe, and the Blazers trophy case?"

http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/literature/McMahon-E.jpg

HI-YO! Ho ho ho ho!


You are correct, sir. YES!

I can tell that the answer to that question was in the hermetically-sealed evelope that had been placed in a mayonaise jar, underneath Funk and Wagnalls backporch, since noon that day.

Excellent work. :toast

texbound
07-08-2008, 05:11 PM
Dear Mr. Maggette,

Some things you should consider about relocating to San Antonio...

Hot.

Flat.

Dusty.


Think about it...


It does get hot in Texas....

Some parts are flat, but Texas is like "whole other country"

and Dusty doesn't run this site, Kori does

ducks
07-08-2008, 05:13 PM
dusty does not even live in texas unless he just moved

rAm
07-08-2008, 05:33 PM
Dear Kobe,

Tell me how my ass tastes.

Love,

Shaq

benefactor
07-08-2008, 10:06 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

You are a sack of shit liar who says thinks like, "You have to make sacrifices in order to win," then you go straight to a lottery team that you don't fit into for more money. Please stay the hell away from our doorstep when you are worthless and ready to hitch it up to a contender.

smrattler
07-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

Fuck you very much!

itzsoweezee
07-08-2008, 10:09 PM
the warriors gave him $10 million a year. i'm not mad at maggette, i'm mad at the dumbshit chris mullin.

Spurtacus
07-08-2008, 10:09 PM
Dear Gory Spaghetti,

Have fun not making the playoffs again!

Sincerely,
A pissed off Spurs fan

ATX Spur
07-08-2008, 10:27 PM
Dear Betty Spaghetti,

Give Kelenna our number.

Sincerely,

Spurs FO

pooh
07-08-2008, 10:33 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

Well done. :)

JamStone
07-08-2008, 10:35 PM
Dear Corey Maggette,

You are a sack of shit liar who says thinks like, "You have to make sacrifices in order to win," then you go straight to a lottery team that you don't fit into for more money. Please stay the hell away from our doorstep when you are worthless and ready to hitch it up to a contender.

Dear benefactor,

Kiss my $50 million ass. I'll wipe my ass with toilet paper more expensive than your car.

Love,

CoMa

0201rinckwater
07-08-2008, 10:46 PM
Dear CM

Go fuck yourself

and congrats on the obscene payday

Killakobe81
07-09-2008, 12:23 AM
Co-Ma,

Go there. They're good peeps.

You might even get a reach-around from Manu or Tony while stretching in the halls before games.

That is HILARIOUS!!!!:rollin

Ice009
07-09-2008, 01:45 AM
Dear benefactor,

Kiss my $50 million ass. I'll wipe my ass with toilet paper more expensive than your car.

Love,

CoMa

lol no need to throw it back in our faces. What he said is fine. If Corey Maggette didn't go sprouting off and talking shit about making sacrifices and taking less money to win I wouldn't be mad at all, but since he did and then went to a lottery team that he doesn't even fit into he can go FUCK himself.

Anti.Hero
07-09-2008, 01:47 AM
Dear CM,

Mo money mo problems.

LakerLanny
07-09-2008, 01:48 AM
Like any NBA player is going to turn down $10 million to play in a beautiful city to take $6 million to play in Podunk, Texas.

Come on now, you are smarter than that.

It is always about money.

Greed is good - Gordon Gecko

Anti.Hero
07-09-2008, 01:49 AM
Is S.A. really podunk? Considering where a multi-millionaire athlete would live within the city?

SenorSpur
07-09-2008, 01:52 AM
Can't be mad at Maggette. He would've been a fool to leave that much $$$ on the table. After all, it's not as though he committed to coming to the Spurs then changed his mind. He was holding out for a better offer from the gitgo.

Be mad at the Spurs for not having a suitable fallback option in place in case Maggette spurned them.

LakerLanny
07-09-2008, 01:55 AM
Is S.A. really podunk? Considering where a multi-millionaire athlete would live within the city?


I don't know, you tell me.

The Bay Area is a pretty nice place to live, lots of hot chicks and great views....pricey though, but CMaggs can afford it.

Style of play would also seem to be ideal for him. If he averaged 22 ppg in Dunleavy's walk it up the court offense, how many might he score in Nellie's run and gun gimmick offense?

Bottom line is he got almost double the money per year. It could have been a hellhole like Cleveland or a wasteland like Utah and he still would have signed for $10 million per instead of $5.8 million per.

No brainer, winning is completely secondary to the money for NBA players 99.9% of the time. The .1% only applies when a player has made over $125 million in NBA contracts prior to the most recent signing.

Axl Van Dam
07-09-2008, 02:03 AM
Dear Corey Maggette,

:ihit YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!! :ihit

Sissiborgo
07-09-2008, 05:34 AM
i like Correy:D

Thomas82
07-09-2008, 05:36 AM
Dear Corey Maggette,

:ihit YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!! :ihit


He most definately will, especially after saying one thing and doing another.

Texas_Ranger
07-09-2008, 06:32 AM
Dear Corey, you will never get a ring... So fuck to you!

kobyz
07-09-2008, 06:47 AM
i can't understand Corey, he has been in the playoff just one time in his nba career, he dosen't want to win and to play for the title? why he is going to another non playoff team? he is a loser!!

rj215
07-09-2008, 06:50 AM
Dear Corey Maggette,

Fuck you very much!

+1

I hope Pop unleashes the hounds everytime we play your sorry ass team!

nkdlunch
07-09-2008, 08:56 AM
Dear Baggette,
Please forgive these poor souls who still beleive in you going to SA. Good luck in whatever other city you go next season.

Dear Spurstalk,
I forgive all of you for dreaming.

CM

Twisted_Dawg
07-09-2008, 09:26 AM
Can't be mad at Maggette. He would've been a fool to leave that much $$$ on the table. After all, it's not as though he committed to coming to the Spurs then changed his mind. He was holding out for a better offer from the gitgo.

Be mad at the Spurs for not having a suitable fallback option in place in case Maggette spurned them.

You are 100% correct. There is not one person on this board that would take $32 million over 5 years vs $50 million over the same 5. That is $18 million that no one would leave on the table.

VaSpursFan
07-09-2008, 09:40 AM
You are 100% correct. There is not one person on this board that would take $32 million over 5 years vs $50 million over the same 5. That is $18 million that no one would leave on the table.

agree...in fact, who leaves a job to go to another job paying LESS money. i'm not mad at him, he's taking the guaranteed cash right now whereas with the spurs he would have to wait a couple of years to get his payday.

it is what it is...time to move on.

p.s. i still hope the fucker's toe falls off from infection the next time his metrosexual ass gets a pedicure :lmao:lmao:lmao

SenorSpur
07-09-2008, 09:42 AM
The way these owners and GMs are willing to grossly overpay to outbid the next team, it was unrealistic to expect that Corey wouldn't receive an offer that exceeded the MLE that was initially being thrown at him.

More power to him. Good luck in GS. You're gonna need it.

SpursChampsIII
07-09-2008, 10:07 AM
[QUOTE=LakerLanny;2651367]Like any NBA player is going to turn down $10 million to play in a beautiful city to take $6 million to play in Podunk, Texas.

Listen, Mary...Do us rednecks in Texas threaten your manhood? I doubt you have ever even been to the "City of Angels" (I try not to let my wrist go limp when I mention that city). Don't try to come onto the Spurs board and stick your chest out...we have won more titles than LA over the last ten years, so we're not impressed easily. Go away troll-BOY.

JamStone
07-09-2008, 10:10 AM
Dear Corey, you will never get a ring... So fuck to you!

Dear Texas Ranger,

You will never be a multi million dollar professional basketball player.

So fuck your fat wife.

With all sincerity,

CoMa-induced

SpursChampsIII
07-09-2008, 10:10 AM
[QUOTE=LakerLanny;2651383]I don't know, you tell me.

The Bay Area is a pretty nice place to live, lots of hot chicks and great views....pricey though, but CMaggs can afford it.

FYI, we don't classify a man as a "hot chick" in Texas. You Nancys can live how you want, but we don't play that here.

Spur-Addict
07-09-2008, 10:11 AM
Dear Corey,

You'll never hold my sweet body

Sincerely yours,

NBA Championship Ring

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Dear benefactor,

Kiss my $50 million ass. I'll wipe my ass with toilet paper more expensive than your car.

Love,

CoMa


Dear JamStone;

Thanks for so ardently defending my actions to Spurs fans who are disappointed and needing an outlet to vent their frustrations.

I'll be sure to show you my gratitude by completely ignoring you if you should ever approach me in public.

Perhaps I'll let you wash my windows sometime.

Thanks for the love,

CoMa

benefactor
07-09-2008, 12:37 PM
Dear benefactor,

Kiss my $50 million ass. I'll wipe my ass with toilet paper more expensive than your car.

Love,

CoMa
Thats cool...at least I have my integrity...which can't be bought. I don't really understand why you are here wasting time trying to be Maggette's mouthpiece. You should probably be trying to figure out how to keep your team from spiraling into mediocrity...which might be just as much of a waste of time as what you are doing here because its probably inevitable.