The Funniest Stand-up Comedians

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Hedburg,Cook,Leary,Rock Who do you guys and Gals like?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

these always end bad.

[USA Employee]

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[Vinnie_Johnson]

ron white

Tater Salad :lmao

[baseline bum]

Who's the standup comedian from the 80s who used to act like John Wayne? He'd always say something like "here's a joke for you" while punching the air with the mic in his hand, and he always talked about how he picked up women by licking his eyebrow when he first stepped into a bar. He was dirty as fuck. Another one of his jokes went something like... "How do you know when you're eating good pussy? ... When you come up and your face looks like a glazed donut."

[mrsmaalox]

these always end bad.

Only for those with no sense of humor.

[Dude]

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[mrsmaalox]

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

Only for those with no sense of humor.you shall see

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm going old school
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=AqoCHXwCrgQ

this whole show is hilarious

[Dude]

Who's the standup comedian from the 80s who used to act like John Wayne? He'd always say something like "here's a joke for you" while punching the air with the mic in his hand, and he always talked about how he picked up women by licking his eyebrow when he first stepped into a bar. He was dirty as fuck. Another one of his jokes went something like... "How do you know when you're eating good pussy? ... When you come up and your face looks like a glazed donut."



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[baseline bum]

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Nah, it's not Dice. This guy was funny, but nowhere close to Dice. I remember the dude I'm thinking of wearing cowboy hats in some of his shows. Fuck, I wish I could figure out who this dude is.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

SMOKIE SMOKIE!!!!!!!!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=YW9_wlfiRJY

[mouse]

Nah, it's not Dice. This guy was funny, but nowhere close to Dice. I remember the dude I'm thinking of wearing cowboy hats in some of his shows. Fuck, I wish I could figure out who this dude is.

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[mouse]

It was 1986 or 85 I had a joke I said at the comedy club off Dezevala rd about a Mc Donald's happy meal for child molesters,

inside the bag was crotchless diaper. Another comic said Captain R wanted to buy it for 50.00 dollars. (the going rate back then) I said no, and he used it anyway. :lmao




I said No because I thought it was to sick to use. Apparently I had never seen his show.

[T Park]

Kinison, Dangerfield, Clay

The only ones where I've missed part of the show because I was laughing so freaking hard.

[mrsmaalox]

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[baseline bum]

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That's not who I'm thinking of either. I know my descriptions are pretty vague though, and I don't expect anyone to know who I'm talking about. Thanks anyways though.

Agreed with TPark on Dice. Funny bit of trivia about Dice: his Little Miss Muffet nursey rhyme ('Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch') was bit from a Parliament song. I think it was off their first album (Osmium).

[T Park]

Lewis Black is funny, but his repetitive "the president is dumb" gets old after the 900th time he says it.

Yeah, we got it the first time, we laughed at the first example. Move on.

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Eddie Izzard, Jim Gaffigan, Deray Davis, Dave Chappelle, and Katt Williams always crack me up.

[phyzik]

Mitch Fatel can be humorous at times.

[BacktoBasics]

The definition of funny has really evolved. I think a good majority of the guys doing stand up now pretty much suck. I'm not saying old school is the way to go but the guys who really make a difference and truely define this generation of funny are the ones that can tell a story not a joke. Just like everything else the general public needs more.

Guys like Rogan, Cook and necks are just plain aweful. Simpletons enjoy them for their lack of depth and with a guy like Rogan its a lack of passion and the ability to deliver in a believable manner. There are many others just like that and thats why the era is so watered down.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

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[N.Y. Johnny]

Lewis Black is funny, but his repetitive "the president is dumb" gets old after the 900th time he says it.

Yeah, we got it the first time, we laughed at the first example. Move on.

It never gets old

signed
Bill Maher

[englishspursfan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJr9ekTf0xc

this is the funny guy in england at the minute.

[peewee's lovechild]

Rock, Black, Seinfeld, Kat Williams, Carlin, Gaffigan, Izzard, and Dangerfield.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ron White is a funny fucker too.

[ashbeeigh]

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ftw.

[Taco]

i'm going old school
AqoCHXwCrgQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AqoCHXwCrgQ

this whole show is hilarious

:lol

i remember the 1st time i saw this way way back when

this dude was great :lol

[2centsworth]

rock, chapelle, cedric the entertainer and Pablo Fransisco are probably my favs.

[Jimcs50]

SMOKIE SMOKIE!!!!!!!!!!
YW9_wlfiRJY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YW9_wlfiRJY


:rollin



I miss Sam.

:depressed


I loved his bit as the history prof in Back to School.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:rollin



I miss Sam.

:depressed


I loved his bit as the history prof in Back to School.
i can't believe he was a minister at one point.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Some of my current favorites: John Caparulo, Greg Behrendt, Pat Dixon, Rodney Carrington, James Johann, John Wesley Austin, Steve McGrew, Kathleen Madigan, James P. Connolly

My dead favorites: Richard Jeni, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Sam Kinison, Mitch Hedberg, Rodney Dangerfield, Buddy Hackett, Henny Youngman

[mardigan]

Patton Oswald, funniest man alive.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Patton Oswald, funniest left-wing, conspiracy-theory buying whacknut alive.

Fixed.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Oops..lemme try that again...


Patton Oswalt, funniest left-wing, conspiracy-theory buying whacknut alive.

There. Now it's fixed.

[RashoFan]

Kinnison, Carlin, Dangerfield,Pryor,Korman and Madeline Kahn.
All dead,such a shame.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

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I think Raphie is a funny mother fucker :lmao

[T Park]

:lmao

You see this? This is Sand, you know what its gonna be in 100 years?

SAND!!!

YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!!

WE HAVE DESERTS IN AMERICA WE JUST DON'T FUCKING LIVE IN THEM ASS HOLE!!!

:lmao :lmao :lmao Kinison fucking RULED!!!!

[AlamoSpursFan]

The bit he did where he had some guy in the audience dial up the ex who broke his heart and let him berate the bitch on stage was classic.

He did one on an HBO special, but the chick wasn't home, so he ripped her roommate a new one instead. Gold. Pure comedy gold.

Oh, and I forgot Bobcat Goldthwait on my list of still kicking faves. If you haven't seen his stand-up, you are missing out. Dude is 100 times funnier onstage than in the movies.

[T Park]

Another great Rodney line.

"I like a girl with glasses yeah, you take her home, fog up her glasses she don't know WHAT your doin"

:lmao

[T Park]

The bit he did where he had some guy in the audience dial up the ex who broke his heart and let him berate the bitch on stage was classic.

He did one on an HBO special, but the chick wasn't home, so he ripped her roommate a new one instead. Gold. Pure comedy gold.

Oh, and I forgot Bobcat Goldthwait on my list of still kicking faves. If you haven't seen his stand-up, you are missing out. Dude is 100 times funnier onstage than in the movies.

:lmao

Sam was just awesome, no ways around it.

The bit about shooting the homeless literally had my sides hurting and me crying :lmao

[AlamoSpursFan]

Story of my early love-life as told by Rodney Dangerfield:

"The other day a girl called me up and she said 'Come on over...there's nobody home!' I went over...there was nobody home!"

:lol

[AlamoSpursFan]

"Everyone's looking for love. A lifetime of deep love...Not me! I'm looking for a shallow half-hour!" -- Rodney

[Booharv]

George Carlin, hands down.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

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maalox does stand-up?

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Bill Hicks

one of the greatest comedians of the past 25 years easily.

[AlamoSpursFan]

these always end bad.

After multiple postings of Eddie Izzard's greel, I'd have to agree.

:lol