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BRHornet45
07-10-2008, 01:51 PM
Man Sues Church for $2.5M After Being 'Felled by Holy Spirit'



KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshipping.

Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering.

Matt Lincoln is suing after the church's insurance company denied his claim for medical bills, he said.

The 57-year-old has had two surgeries since the June 2007 injury but still feels pain in his back and legs.

He said he was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying.

Lincoln said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Lawyers for the church said other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They said he failed to look out for his own safety.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379881,00.html

peewee's lovechild
07-10-2008, 01:54 PM
Hahahaha, god doesn't want to pay up.

He really is a Jew.

Borosai
07-10-2008, 02:13 PM
I hate humans.

thispego
07-10-2008, 02:22 PM
super church?

BRHornet45
07-10-2008, 02:32 PM
I think it was this church sons!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

baseline bum
07-10-2008, 03:22 PM
What a dick this God is.

Chief
07-10-2008, 06:12 PM
look when there's 1:35 left, the third guy to fall, never seen anything so scripted

Chief
07-10-2008, 06:23 PM
Man Sues Church for $2.5M After Being 'Felled by Holy Spirit'



KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshipping.

Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering.

Matt Lincoln is suing after the church's insurance company denied his claim for medical bills, he said.

The 57-year-old has had two surgeries since the June 2007 injury but still feels pain in his back and legs.

He said he was asking God to have "a real experience" while praying.

Lincoln said he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.

Lawyers for the church said other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They said he failed to look out for his own safety.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,379881,00.html

speaking of god, god bless ur avatars :wow

Anti.Hero
07-10-2008, 06:49 PM
Hahahaha, god doesn't want to pay up.

He really is a Jew.

lmao