hey guys

[DBryant88]

what have i missed in the past few weeks. i been at camp and there aint no electrcity up their and my laptop died n the way up their. is there any new guys i should look out for???

[J.T.'s Agent]

Cowboys traded Romo for Tom Brady, Randy Moss, all of the Patriots 2009 draft picks, cash, a pack of Lucky Strikes, a Big Mac with extra cheese, a frosted caramel Starbucks latte, and a night with your mother. Terms of the agreement were not disclosed so I'm assuming the whole team gets to have their way with her.

[Thunder Dan]

Remember this name: Brady Quinn

he will rip the hearts of Cowboys fans out in Week 1 here is a stat line you can expect

offense- 29/30 476 YARDS 5 TD's 123 yards rushing

defense- 15 Tackles (all unassisted) 2 FF 2 FR 1INT

special teams- 5/5 EXP No Punts or FGs (Brady doesn't reach 3rd down) 207 return yards w/ 2 TDs

Final Score 51-3 Browns

[ATRAIN]

Remember this name: Brady Quinn

he will rip the hearts of Cowboys fans out in Week 1 here is a stat line you can expect

offense- 29/30 476 YARDS 5 TD's 123 yards rushing

defense- 15 Tackles (all unassisted) 2 FF 2 FR 1INT

special teams- 5/5 EXP No Punts or FGs (Brady doesn't reach 3rd down) 207 return yards w/ 2 TDs

Final Score 51-3 Browns

:lol

[ATRAIN]

Remember this name: Brady Quinn

he will rip the hearts of Cowboys fans out in Week 1 here is a stat line you can expect

offense- 29/30 476 YARDS 5 TD's 123 yards rushing

defense- 15 Tackles (all unassisted) 2 FF 2 FR 1INT

special teams- 5/5 EXP No Punts or FGs (Brady doesn't reach 3rd down) 207 return yards w/ 2 TDs

Final Score 51-3 Browns

Romo will blow out his knee in this game and it will be the end of cowboys man love.

[peewee's lovechild]

Brady Quinn uses his cock as a tire swing.

The kids love it when he shows up.