The worst song in the history of the planet

[manufor3]

How is this song at the top of itunes and the billboard top 100?

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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How is this song at the top of itunes and the billboard top 100?

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Because the rest of the pop charts have such stellar, world-changing music already.

[Melmart1]

If this is the worst song in the history of the planet, you have a lot of listening to do.

And am I the only one who was pissed there there was no kiss? How can a song be called "I kissed a girl" without some girl-on-girl liplock?

[Spuradicator]

How is this song at the top of itunes and the billboard top 100?

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Because alot of women in the world buy this type of "popular" music.

[Spurminator]

So are they going to roll out a song called "I Kissed a Girl" every decade?

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[CuckingFunt]

If this is the worst song in the history of the planet, you have a lot of listening to do.

And am I the only one who was pissed there there was no kiss? How can a song be called "I kissed a girl" without some girl-on-girl liplock?

You're not the only one.

Oh, and the reason the song is at the top of the charts, for the record, is that temporary lesbianism sells big. Girls can listen to it and pretend to be "bad."

[O-Factor]

If this is the worst song in the history of the planet, you have a lot of listening to do.

And am I the only one who was pissed there there was no kiss? How can a song be called "I kissed a girl" without some girl-on-girl liplock?

Here you go Mel, enjoy yourself.

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[manufor3]

I mean seriously what kind of chorus is that? I kissed a girl and I liked it? That's the same thing as saying I tried ham and I liked it.

[O-Factor]

Sorry, but this abomination of remake of Free Bird is the worst ever. Its crossed with "Ohhh Baby I love your way" Fucking horrible.

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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I mean seriously what kind of chorus is that? I kissed a girl and I liked it? That's the same thing as saying I tried ham and I liked it.

There's no sexual connotation for trying ham versus kissing a girl.












































Unless you're KEDA.

[ATRAIN]

I still think that stupid Handlebars song was the worst of the year so far.

[Thunder Dan]

stop ripping on my favorite song

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I still think that stupid Handlebars song was the worst of the year so far.

It's definately up there.

[AlamoSpursFan]

What scares me is my 10 year old knows that song word for word, and I have no idea where she heard it.

[Spurminator]

I love being completely out of the loop on mainstream pop music. It makes me hate people less.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If the ballot is still open I'd like to nominate Toby Keith's "She's a Hotty"

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[CuckingFunt]

If the ballot is still open I'd like to nominate Toby Keith's "She's a Hotty"

Ow... my ears...

[ATRAIN]

If the ballot is still open I'd like to nominate Toby Keith's "She's a Hotty"

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Id like to nominate Country music in general.

[marini martini]

I love being completely out of the loop on mainstream pop music. It makes me hate people less.

Affirmative:toast

[ATRAIN]

Affirmative:toast

Hi MIL

[marini martini]

Hi MIL

Hi SIL!!

[mrsmaalox]

If the ballot is still open I'd like to nominate Toby Keith's "She's a Hotty"

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And if he wins, I'll give him his prize :eyebrows

[Brutalis]

Any song by an artist that starts their name "Lil".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Id like to nominate Country music in general.

Seconded.

[ATRAIN]

And if he wins, I'll give him his prize :eyebrows

Seriously are you horny 24/7. Shit im not even that horny and im a guy.

[2centsworth]

the Laffy Taffy has to be at the top of that chart.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I mean seriously what kind of chorus is that? I kissed a girl and I liked it? That's the same thing as saying I tried ham and I liked it.


There's no sexual connotation for trying ham versus kissing a girl.












































Unless you're KEDA.

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[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Sorry, but this abomination of remake of Free Bird is the worst ever. Its crossed with "Ohhh Baby I love your way" Fucking horrible.

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[Spur-Addict]

The message of girl on girl action is fine with me. It doesn't matter if the sound may be bad to some, the message does it for me. There should be a guy remix sang by Bill Cosby and the hook is as follows.

"My girl kissed a girl and I liked it, (Da-Daahh) the taste of their lips is like da cherry jell-o pud-ding. She kissed a girl and I couldn't deny it, (Da-dahhh) the spectacle gave me an erection and I lost my Fa Foot-inggg (Da Daaahhh). It felt so right, on-on this night that's why this song I re-cite. My girl kissed a girl and she liked it, liked it, (da daahhhh).

[N.Y. Johnny]

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I agree, but then again 99% of music coming out now is exactly whats in that toilet bowl. Music really is terrible right now.

[manufor3]

There's no sexual connotation for trying ham versus kissing a girl.












































Unless you're KEDA.

I was just trying to say it would sound the exact same

[DarkReign]

This is somehow worse than "Smell yo dick"?

[Internet Tough Guy]

Anything by Coldplay or on Fillmoe's iTunes.

[v2freak]

Agreed that that song is lacking in the solid melody department, but I would still give the title of this thread to Sexyback by Justin Timberlake

[KEDA]

I mean seriously what kind of chorus is that? I kissed a girl and I liked it? That's the same thing as saying I tried ham and I liked it.

And I appreciate your business!!

[samikeyp]

If this is the worst song in the history of the planet, you have a lot of listening to do.

And am I the only one who was pissed there there was no kiss? How can a song be called "I kissed a girl" without some girl-on-girl liplock?

I...love...you. :)

[GEICO Caveman]

The best part about that song is that I bet the singer hasn't kissed a girl, it's probably some horny songwriter's fantasy. I feel bad for the poor guy too because he's fantasizing about someone who's not even attractive.

[pooh]

this is a big song on second life, I get request for it at nearly every DJ gig I play.

[T Park]

This is somehow worse than "Smell yo dick"?

God no, its not.

[exstatic]

Uh...and it's not even close

Hollaback Girl FTW

It couldn't even be terrible in an original fashion. It had to rip off the previous title holder: Mickey by Toni Basel

[Guru of Nothing]

I'll hang my hat on Jungle Hop (http://www.last.fm/music/The+Cramps/_/Jungle+Hop) as worst song ever. ... Well, it's the worst one in my collection.

[misterx91578]

Macarena

[manufor3]

okay, it might not be the worst song but it's definantley up there

[Spurminator]

Uh...and it's not even close

Hollaback Girl FTW



Good call. Top 5 easily.

[Jimcs50]

I agree, it is the worst song in history.

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