Where can I buy some cooking spray?

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't seem to find any Pam cooking spray.

I remember seeing that Crisco made a cooking spray. I'm holding out for a Maazola cooking spray.

I need me some cooking spray.

[JoeChalupa]

Just use manteca and move on!!!!

[remingtonbo2001]

I got some PAM at my house.

[MannyIsGod]

Just use manteca and move on!!!!

He's racist. Thats too mexican.

[mrsmaalox]

What?! You guys don't have "non stick cookware" on your side of town?!

[leemajors]

HEB. Weber makes a non-flammable no stick for the grill i got at Lowe's.

[CuckingFunt]

Just use manteca and move on!!!!

A city (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manteca,_California) is not a cooking spray.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Mmmmm.....fried chicken......

[peewee's lovechild]

Just use manteca and move on!!!!

If you can put manteca in an aerosol can and spray that shit anywhere, then get me the info on where to buy it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Manteca makes everything taste good.

If only they can put it in a can.

[midgetonadonkey]

Heb

[MannyIsGod]

If you can put manteca in an aerosol can and spray that shit anywhere, then get me the info on where to buy it.

Mexican scientists have been trying to solve this very problem for years.

[MannyIsGod]

Why buy it in a can when you can get it in a bucket?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/1806670177_f6f71a5ca2.jpg?v=0

[CuckingFunt]

Mexican scientists have been trying to solve this very problem for years.

I would imagine the difficulty being that the very thing that makes it good is also the thing that makes it unsprayable.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why buy it in a can when you can get it in a bucket?

I need to spray it.

But, the bucket thing is cool.

I remember my grandma buying like two buckets of ESTRELLA MANTECA DE CERDO when she was going to make tamales.

Ahhhhhh, she's the reason I'll die so young.

God love her.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would imagine the difficulty being that the very thing that makes it good is also the thing that makes it unsprayable.

Maybe if I could spray it like Silly String it would be worth it.

[ATRAIN]

Maybe if I could spray it like Silly String it would be worth it.

LOL you might be on to something there. Market that shit and you will be rich.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL you might be on to something there. Market that shit and you will be rich.

FUCK!!!!!

I should've kept that to myself.

Now the Richers are going to steal my idea and market it to get even Richer.

Chingado!

[JoeChalupa]

Maybe if I could spray it like Silly String it would be worth it.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Put it in a mousse can.

[ATRAIN]

FUCK!!!!!

I should've kept that to myself.

Now the Richers are going to steal my idea and market it to get even Richer.

Chingado!

Pendejo

[midgetonadonkey]

Why buy it in a can when you can get it in a bucket?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2211/1806670177_f6f71a5ca2.jpg?v=0

In high school a friend of mine was trying to hook me up with a chick so we went to her house and she didn't have furniture so she pulled out two of those buckets for us to sit on.

[ATRAIN]

In high school a friend of mine was trying to hook me up with a chick so we went to her house and she didn't have furniture so she pulled out two of those buckets for us to sit on.

ALL CLASS!! Did you bang her and use Lard for Lube?

[CuckingFunt]

ALL CLASS!! Did you bang her and use Lard for Lube?

If not, this story fails.

[peewee's lovechild]

Pendejo

I know.

I just fucked myself out of a million dollars.

I could've been rich.

[peewee's lovechild]

In high school a friend of mine was trying to hook me up with a chick so we went to her house and she didn't have furniture so she pulled out two of those buckets for us to sit on.

You really had a thing for fat chicks, huh?

I thought you were just kidding about that shit.

[mrsmaalox]

In high school a friend of mine was trying to hook me up with a chick so we went to her house and she didn't have furniture so she pulled out two of those buckets for us to sit on.

Did she smell like lard? It just seems that someone with tub o' lard furniture would smell like it.

[midgetonadonkey]

If not, this story fails.

The story does fail. She was beyond disgusting and had 3 kids at the age of 17. I never saw the bitch again.

[CuckingFunt]

The story does fail. She was beyond disgusting and had 3 kids at the age of 17. I never saw the bitch again.

Given her choice of home decor, that's really not terribly surprising.

[peewee's lovechild]

Given her choice of home decor, that's really not terribly surprising.

Lard bucket decor = fat, disgusting skank

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ahhhhhh, she's the reason I'll die so young.



And here we were thinking it was all the random guys you blow.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's exactly what she was. I should've known that when my friend told me she lived in the Chinatown projects of Robstown Texas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nothing like smelling bacon and fried chicken when having sex.

[DannyT]

just ask Ash to pick some up for you when shes robbing houses on the souf side

[MannyIsGod]

The story does fail. She was beyond disgusting and had 3 kids at the age of 17. I never saw the bitch again.

I swear I heard this story before and now you're leaving out hte part where you banged her and her kid came up to you during the sex or something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I swear I heard this story before and now you're leaving out hte part where you banged her and her kid came up to you during the sex or something.

"Oh, give it to me you dirty beaner!"

"Here comes the chorizo!"

* TAP TAP*

"Are you my daddy?"

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And I coulda sworn that was Jman.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yeah that wasn't me. I've never had a child walk in on me during sex.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah that wasn't me. I've never had a child walk in on me during sex.

But have you had a child come out of her during sex?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah that wasn't me. I've never had a child walk in on me during sex.

That is some scary shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

And here we were thinking it was all the random guys you blow.

No, that would be the aids.

[midgetonadonkey]

But have you had a child come out of her during sex?

Well, in a way. But that's an entirely different story I don't wish to share.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah that wasn't me. I've never had a child walk in on me during sex.

That happened to my cousin once. He was ramming this chick doggy style and her kid walked in and stared in disbelief. The mom got mad and said to get out, my cousin said he kept hitting it and waved to the kid. Normally I would call BS on this but they are both from the valley and those valley hood rats are the worst.

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^^^^^^^^

This is eerily familiar.