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ceperez
07-18-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/spurs/Spurs_second-round_picks.html

The Spurs expected Gist to rebound and defend, and have been happy to see his willingness to shoot from the perimeter. He has made 13 of 23 shots in three games, and 11 of his shots have come outside 15 feet.

“Today, James wasn’t quite as good,” Budenholzer said, “but the first two games he was just outstanding, as far as activity and effort. He has a knack about him. He’s competitive and energetic and his teammates love playing with him. He’s one of those guys who can really help his team change a game in summer league with his energy and activity. He’s been phenomenal."

“I thought, coming in, he was a decent shooter, but I’ve been a little surprised he’s shot it as well as he has. He’s had a few good days of it. He’s got a chance to be a decent shooter. We want him to shoot. I do think he needs to mix in driving and attacking a little bit more. He may be shooting a few too many jump shots, but I’m happy he’s got the confidence to take them. He knows what he has to do that to make it in the league.”

nkdlunch
07-18-2008, 01:02 PM
Gist!!!!

VaSpursFan
07-18-2008, 01:15 PM
James Gist!!!

Southwest Texas Fan
07-18-2008, 01:27 PM
Go Gist!

SenorSpur
07-18-2008, 01:33 PM
He be DA MAN!

Brutalis
07-18-2008, 01:37 PM
Got Gist?

stxspurs
07-18-2008, 01:38 PM
James White!......uh i mean Gist!!!!

Lackluster
07-18-2008, 01:49 PM
Gist the Fist, Never a Limp Wrist

Spurs4lyf
07-18-2008, 01:53 PM
The Great Gist-Osby - I saw that somewhere and thought I'd throw it out there.

hater
07-18-2008, 02:06 PM
I will put my Gist up your ass

bdictjames
07-18-2008, 02:09 PM
Gistology? lol

lefty
07-18-2008, 02:21 PM
RC Buford is not so bad after all :D

duncan228
07-18-2008, 02:24 PM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101372

wildbill2u
07-18-2008, 02:29 PM
If one of these guys that we picked so late in the draft turns out to be a keeper we will have beat the odds of 80-20 against us. It will be a gift.

If TWO of them pan out and play next year, it will be a sign from the great Manu.

SpursChampsIII
07-18-2008, 03:04 PM
The Bucket Gist

Tigole Bitties
07-18-2008, 03:09 PM
Bring out the Gist.

But the Gist is sleeping.

Well, I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now, won't you?

Mitch Cumsteen
07-18-2008, 03:14 PM
The Gist that keeps on giving.

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-18-2008, 03:16 PM
There's Gist no stopping him.

cheguevara
07-18-2008, 03:16 PM
Mrs. Carmody: The end of times has come. Not in flames, but in Gist.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dimension_films/stephen_king_s_the_mist/marcia_gay_harden/mist1.jpg

stxspurs
07-18-2008, 03:17 PM
Gist-afied

Spurs73
07-18-2008, 03:33 PM
In San Antonio it's always 'Gist-mas'.

lefty
07-18-2008, 03:35 PM
James is gisted

Sorry I meant gifted

I. Hustle
07-18-2008, 03:45 PM
Gist in time to save the draft

Ronaldo McDonald
07-18-2008, 03:46 PM
Big-Gist!

Gistol Pete!

nkdlunch
07-18-2008, 03:47 PM
Never Been Gist

xtremesteven33
07-18-2008, 03:50 PM
There is a Gist Amidst

I. Hustle
07-18-2008, 04:12 PM
I'm Gist-ified

Mavs<Spurs
07-18-2008, 04:20 PM
There is a Gist Amidst

that's my fav :toast

SKINNYPIMP210
07-18-2008, 04:36 PM
The Gist and the curse!

Spurtacus
07-18-2008, 04:38 PM
Don't go into da Mist, because you shall meet da Gist.

Lackluster
07-18-2008, 04:40 PM
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6399/mysteurofront1zk0.jpg

also antigistamine

texbound
07-18-2008, 04:47 PM
Schindler's Gist

I. Hustle
07-18-2008, 05:11 PM
Opti-Gist say these are the best of times
Pessi-Gist are afraid they are right

200 miles
07-18-2008, 05:33 PM
Gist do it


:hat

200 miles
07-18-2008, 05:34 PM
Gist by a rose?

Yes? No?

200 miles
07-18-2008, 05:35 PM
Gist from God

that's better

wisnub
07-18-2008, 05:46 PM
NEW HOPE.....Star Wars Episode4

Star Wars might find Luke Skywalker in episode IV, we found James Gist on 2008

wisnub
07-18-2008, 05:47 PM
Fuck Chalmers and CDR...we got Gist

ElNono
07-18-2008, 05:55 PM
The Gist of it

td4mvp21
07-18-2008, 05:55 PM
I like this Gist guy.

lefty
07-18-2008, 07:48 PM
Gist do it


:hat

We have a winner :lmao

GrandeDavid
07-18-2008, 08:00 PM
The Smashing Pumpkins' best album.

porksword
07-18-2008, 09:28 PM
Under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin but another Gist

angelbelow
07-18-2008, 09:38 PM
james the fist gist

ShoogarBear
07-18-2008, 09:51 PM
We may need to change The Savior photo.

djohn14
07-18-2008, 10:04 PM
We may need to change The Savior photo.

That sounds Gist-tastic

urunobili
07-18-2008, 10:26 PM
Gist the fuck out!

200 miles
07-18-2008, 10:27 PM
In 2009 and beyond, the Spurs will rule the NBA with an iron GIST!


:flag:

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-18-2008, 10:27 PM
I pounded her in her Gist.

InRareForm
07-18-2008, 10:41 PM
The jist of gist

spurs1990
07-18-2008, 11:54 PM
surely you Gist.

http://accnation.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/gistjames15.jpg

I. Hustle
07-18-2008, 11:59 PM
Turns out Gist is the stud of the draft... That's HILL-arious!

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:18 AM
Gist can eat a rubik's cube and shit it out solved.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:24 AM
I heard Gist's whole bone structure is made of adamantium.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:24 AM
America isn't a democracy. It's a Gistatorship.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:29 AM
I hear Gist has the strength of ten men and breathes fire and when the fire touches you it heals your diseases and he poops skittles. Everyone loves skittles

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:31 AM
:lmao

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:32 AM
James Gist can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:35 AM
I heard "The Matrix" is loosely based on his life and Gist is Neo... aaaaannnnnnnndddddddddd Morpheus!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Manufan909
07-19-2008, 12:36 AM
James Gist is always on top, because Gist NEVER fucks up.

Manufan909
07-19-2008, 12:37 AM
I heard "The Matrix" is loosely based on his life and Gist is Neo... aaaaannnnnnnndddddddddd Morpheus!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

+1111

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:37 AM
James Gist was once sleeping, then a gigantic meteor hit the Earth causing him to wake up. He got so mad he went outside and killed all the dinosaurs.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:43 AM
I heard that if you bathe in Gist piss you lose ten pounds and regrow your hair

200 miles
07-19-2008, 12:47 AM
Kal-El is Superman on Earth.....



Gist is Superman...........on KRYPTON!!!

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:47 AM
James Gist asked my girlfriend for her number and I gave it to him.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:47 AM
Kal-El is Superman on Earth.....



Gist is Superman...........on KRYPTON!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:lobt:

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:48 AM
James Gist asked me for my girlfriend and I threw in my sister too

Manufan909
07-19-2008, 12:49 AM
I heard that if you bathe in Gist piss you lose ten pounds and regrow your hair

Manu should bathe in Gist urine:rollin

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 12:51 AM
Manu should bathe in Gist urine:rollin

He can't for fear of crossing streams. It could set off a chain of events that could potentially destroy all life as we know it.

200 miles
07-19-2008, 12:53 AM
when Gist dunks, the earth is thrown off its solar rotational course

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 01:01 AM
I heard that if you play his most recent interview backwards he tells you how to cure cancer

200 miles
07-19-2008, 01:06 AM
When Gist plays chess, he wins everytime........





by using only his king against all of the opponent's 16 pieces!!!

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 01:07 AM
James Gist won his 6th grade spelling bee simply by saying fuck you.

200 miles
07-19-2008, 01:10 AM
James Gist won his 6th grade spelling bee simply by saying fuck you.




:rollin:rollin:rollin

T Park
07-19-2008, 01:55 AM
Gist can eat a rubik's cube and shit it out solved.

I literally just spit out fucking soda on my laptop.

Congrats you bought me a new inspiron fucker :lmao

T Park
07-19-2008, 01:55 AM
James Gist won his 6th grade spelling bee simply by saying fuck you.

:lmao

omg

T Park
07-19-2008, 01:56 AM
I heard that if you play his most recent interview backwards he tells you how to cure cancer

His tears cure aids as well.

ss1986v2
07-19-2008, 01:59 AM
His tears cure aids as well.
too bad james gist never cries...

024
07-19-2008, 02:15 AM
james gist actually died five years ago, but the grim reaper is too afraid to come get him.

ShoogarBear
07-19-2008, 05:28 AM
James Gist won his 6th grade spelling bee simply by saying fuck you.

:lmao

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 08:19 AM
James Gist can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

SpursFan0728
07-19-2008, 08:37 AM
When I am mad I say I am gist, not piss

K-State Spur
07-19-2008, 10:48 AM
James Gist lost his virginity before his father.

remingtonbo2001
07-19-2008, 10:51 AM
:lmao

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 11:12 AM
James Gist invented the Japanese

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 11:31 AM
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as James Gist.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 11:34 AM
Only fools climb Mount Everest. James Gist leaps over Mount Everest.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 11:36 AM
I posted this in the other Gist thread yesterday afternoon. I think it was before the Gist facts started in this thread.

James Gist sacked Rome with his left bicep.

Flux451
07-19-2008, 12:00 PM
The fire department uses Gist to get kittens out of trees.

Buddy Holly
07-19-2008, 12:10 PM
When you step on a crack it's Gist who breaks your Mama's back.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:12 PM
:lol

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 12:12 PM
James Gist can eat one chip.

whottt
07-19-2008, 02:07 PM
James Gist is not in the Hall of Fame...

Someday, when the human mind can conceive of a structure worthy of the greatness that is James Gist, he may allow himself to be inducted. Until that time...he is content with every place he walks becoming a shrine. And after all...any place he is is a Hall of Fame.

whottt
07-19-2008, 02:07 PM
James Gist doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth downs.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 02:26 PM
What does James Gist consider as a pregame warmup? Sleeping with ten different women. :tu

Spur-Addict
07-19-2008, 02:28 PM
James Gist doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth downs.

That one is great, :lol

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 02:29 PM
James Gist doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

DPG21920
07-19-2008, 02:30 PM
If James Gist and Michael Jordan had a baby, it would be named James Gist Jr.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 02:34 PM
That one is great, :lol

Would be great if it wasn't a rip-off of Chuck Norris Fact. :rolleyes

DPG21920
07-19-2008, 02:35 PM
James Gist is like a machine; instead of yelling out "and 1", he says it in binary.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 02:37 PM
James Gist was awarded the key to the city of his hometown for loitering.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 02:40 PM
Michael Finley built the Berlin Wall (brick by brick). This offended James Gist. He took it upon himself to rid Europe of Communism.

DPG21920
07-19-2008, 02:41 PM
James Gist had to be thrown in the deal in order for the Louisiana Purchase to match salaries.

DPG21920
07-19-2008, 02:45 PM
In the future, humans will have four arms; this is so they can give James Gist 4 thumbs up.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 02:47 PM
In the future, humans will have four arms; this is so they can give James Gist 4 thumbs up.

:lol

Buddy Holly
07-19-2008, 02:47 PM
James Gist knows exactly what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

DPG21920
07-19-2008, 02:57 PM
James Gist beat Contra without using the 30 lives code.

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 07:11 PM
James Gist is the monster under your bed.

ShoogarBear
07-19-2008, 09:50 PM
Shaq will gladly tell you what James Gist's ass tastes like.

Obstructed_View
07-19-2008, 10:16 PM
James Gist simply walks into Mordor.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 10:51 PM
Shaq will gladly tell you what James Gist's ass tastes like.

:lol

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 10:59 PM
James Gist wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence

SPURSGOAT
07-19-2008, 11:01 PM
http://diggsplace.com/Spurs/the-savior.jpg

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 11:23 PM
When James Gist built stone hedge it only took half as long as it did for him to build the pyramids

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-19-2008, 11:24 PM
If you have a dollar and James Gist has a dollar, James Gist has more money than you.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 11:28 PM
I heard James Gist only wakes up every hundred years to win championships

Spurtacus
07-19-2008, 11:41 PM
Gistamine, the Shot Blocker

(some of you may get that)

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 11:42 PM
ANTI-Gistamine, the cock blocker

Obstructed_View
07-19-2008, 11:51 PM
James Gist didn't play tonight because he's caddying for Greg Norman.

James Gist found weapons of mass destruction.

I. Hustle
07-19-2008, 11:55 PM
I heard Gist is powered by solar energy and doesn't fart so he can protect the environment

CaptainLate
07-20-2008, 12:06 AM
James Gist can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Maybe...but let's hope the Spurs don't look this gist-horse in the mouth!! :sleep

SenorSpur
07-20-2008, 12:08 AM
James Gist found Osama Bin Laden

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 02:26 AM
James Gist found Osama Bin Laden

I heard that Osama found him...

Buddy Holly
07-20-2008, 02:37 AM
Contrary to popular belief, every time a bell rings an Angel doesn't gets its wings, it's actually James Gist getting another rebound.

Buddy Holly
07-20-2008, 02:39 AM
Survivor originally intended to write 'Eye of the Gist' but after Gist deemed them unworthy of writing a song about him, Survivor then decided to write about a much less superior animal.

angelbelow
07-20-2008, 04:46 AM
Gistamine, the Shot Blocker

(some of you may get that)

clever.

I. Hustle
07-20-2008, 09:55 AM
James Gist eats lightning and craps thunder

Spurtacus
07-20-2008, 11:10 AM
The Gistapo will kill all in James Gist's way.

I. Hustle
07-20-2008, 12:37 PM
James Gist predicted Nostradamus

angelbelow
07-20-2008, 01:46 PM
James Gist was drafted with the 57th pick because teams were afraid they couldnt control him.

K-State Spur
07-20-2008, 01:57 PM
When James Gist built stone hedge it only took half as long as it did for him to build the pyramids

in fairness, stone henge was a much easier construction.

Avitus1
07-20-2008, 02:21 PM
Gist!

peacemaker885
07-20-2008, 02:26 PM
Garden of Gistemane - Where James prayed for the poor souls of those who tried to drive in the lane and lost their lives because of his monstrous shot blocks..

NewJerSpur
07-20-2008, 02:42 PM
Question: "Which came 1st, the chicken or the egg?"

Answer: "James Gist."

Now let that one marinate....

NewJerSpur
07-20-2008, 02:57 PM
James Gist ALWAYS brings a knife to a gunfight....

James Gist has never lost a gunfight.....

No one has ever been mortally wounded in a gunfight with James Gist....

Let that one marinate as well.....

Spurtacus
07-20-2008, 03:56 PM
Off-topic, but after all this, I'm going to be really disappointed if he doesn't make the team.

Blackjack
07-20-2008, 04:07 PM
Off-topic, but after all this, I'm going to be really disappointed if he doesn't make the team.

Gist doesn't have to worry about making the team...

He informs them if he's wiiling to play.

G.I.S.T.

Gods Individual Security Taskforce

NewJerSpur
07-20-2008, 04:15 PM
"Gist fought the law....and the law didn't win"....as a matter of fact it's still recovering in the Intensive Care Unit of some hospital yet to be identified.

jimo2305
07-20-2008, 04:30 PM
yes what ive been saaaaying.. as soon as i heard we got gist.. i was more excited than the news of getting hill.. ive seen him play in maryland and was convinced he was a beast

Spurs73
07-20-2008, 05:24 PM
Survivor originally intended to write 'Eye of the Gist' but after Gist deemed them unworthy of writing a song about him, Survivor then decided to write about a much less superior animal.

Wasn't that Glass Tiger or something like that?

Oh yeah
James, the greatest 'Gist' of all.

Spurtacus
07-20-2008, 06:42 PM
James Gist sees you when you are sleeping.

urunobili
07-20-2008, 07:13 PM
G.I.S.T.

Gods Individual Security Taskforce

:tu


James Gist was drafted with the 57th pick because teams were afraid they couldnt control him.

Also because Manu was taken with the same pick so it's some sort of kabalistic pick for RC... :downspin:

Leetonidas
07-20-2008, 07:17 PM
Google won't search for James Gist because it knows you don't find James Gist, he finds you.

awktalk
07-20-2008, 07:42 PM
James Gist knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy

James Gist qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car

Man of Steel
07-20-2008, 08:52 PM
Gist turned down Obama for VEEP.

Gist doesn't play second to anyone...

James Clark Gist=The New Man of Steel who would have stopped the Joker five seconds into the Dark Knight movie..

Man of Steel
07-20-2008, 08:54 PM
PS--

Forgot to say also--

Kobe gave James Gist diamonds after Gist banged Kobe's wife...

And...

Superman reads Gist comic books...

O-Factor
07-20-2008, 08:57 PM
Gist Begins

KidCongo
07-20-2008, 09:27 PM
When James Gist jumps in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets James Gist.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 09:28 PM
Gist was drafted to provide defense against Manu's hair loss.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-20-2008, 09:32 PM
James Gist was cut from his 7th grade basketball team. There were no survivors.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 09:34 PM
God was made in the image of Gist.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 09:37 PM
Deaths have occured as players as have fought to try to sit next to Gist on the bench.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 09:43 PM
When Gist laughed in disagreement after a bad Joey Crawford call, Joey Crawford admitted he was wrong and threw himself out of the game.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 09:45 PM
David Stern will now rig every game in favor of the team that Gist is on.

tav1
07-20-2008, 09:49 PM
"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that James Gist doesn't exist. I believe in God, but I fear James Gist."

I. Hustle
07-20-2008, 09:49 PM
James Gist can pick his nose. James Gist can pick his friends. AND James Gist can pick his friends nose!

SenorSpur
07-20-2008, 09:56 PM
James Gist can ride in the HOV lane in every U.S. city as both driver and passenger.

mystargtr34
07-20-2008, 09:59 PM
Some people piss their name into snow - James Gist pisses his name into concrete

mystargtr34
07-20-2008, 10:00 PM
James Gist visited the Virgin Islands - They are now the Islands

ivanfromwestwood
07-20-2008, 10:21 PM
he balls gist-like-a-pimp

Samr
07-20-2008, 10:25 PM
James Gist holds the record in California for largest bigfoot killed with his bare hands. He was in Florida at the time.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 10:25 PM
Nike just came out with a new saying:

Gist do it

Samr
07-20-2008, 10:26 PM
Shaq knows how James's ass taste. "It's Gist great!"

Ronaldo McDonald
07-20-2008, 10:28 PM
Gist has never wiped his ass. Never had to. Shaq does.

Buddy Holly
07-20-2008, 10:40 PM
Gist Happens.

DPG21920
07-20-2008, 10:42 PM
Gist is a government cover-up.

Buddy Holly
07-20-2008, 10:47 PM
Jesus can turn water into wine but Gist can turn piss into liquid gold.

NewJerSpur
07-20-2008, 11:28 PM
From what I've heard, James Gist once made a spectacular play in a home game back at Maryland, then ran over to Bristol (literally) to edit his OWN highlight, and later that evening presented it to the viewing public on Sports Center. That James Gist is one bad mother.....

peacemaker885
07-21-2008, 12:15 AM
Man, this is probably one of the most worthit one liners since the spork thread!

Spurtacus
07-21-2008, 01:22 AM
So I typed James Gist into imdb and got a result.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1087790/

He's up 201% since last week! :lol

ElNono
07-21-2008, 01:29 AM
Gist created the Universe in just 3 days

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-21-2008, 10:19 AM
When you try to shot block James Gist he laughs at your pathetic efforts, soars over them, puts it in the hole, and makes sure someone sends you a tape of the whole thing. Oddly enough, the exact same thing happens when you attempt to cock block James Gist.

sa_butta
07-21-2008, 10:34 AM
Chuck Norris is afraid of James Gist.

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-21-2008, 10:45 AM
James Gist hates it when someone says, "God bless you," after he sneezes. James Gist does not need people telling him how to do his job.

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 10:45 AM
If Hitler would have known about James Gist he would have killed everyone that didn’t look like James Gist. Too bad Gist killed him before he could see him.

Budkin
07-21-2008, 11:26 AM
So what is the Gist of this thread?

stxspurs
07-21-2008, 11:28 AM
Mcdonalds changed the name of the big mac to the "Big Gist"

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-21-2008, 11:30 AM
Some people think it's curious that Batman and James Gist have never been seen together. Smart people know its because Batman is scared shitless of James Gist.

Spurs73
07-21-2008, 11:31 AM
Gist is a lover not a fighter....but he's also a fighter so don't mess with him

xtremesteven33
07-21-2008, 11:51 AM
James Gist let the dogs out.

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 11:54 AM
When James Gist was born he slapped the nurse on the ass and said “That’s not the umbilical cord”.

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 11:59 AM
When aliens hear thunder they tell their kids “That’s just James Gist dunking

Manufan909
07-21-2008, 01:00 PM
When James Gist was born he slapped the nurse on the ass and said “That’s not the umbilical cord”.
+1
:downspin:

DPG21920
07-21-2008, 01:02 PM
JG is an element of the periodic table

DPG21920
07-21-2008, 01:02 PM
James Gist caused Pluto to be renounced as a planet.

stxspurs
07-21-2008, 01:46 PM
Gist once slapped Rick James and said "im James Gist, bitch!"

SenorSpur
07-21-2008, 02:23 PM
It wasn't the Butler that did it - it was James Gist!

SenorSpur
07-21-2008, 02:25 PM
James Gist visited the White House. Upon his departure, they painted the White House black.

VaSpursFan
07-21-2008, 02:49 PM
Jesus can turn water into wine but Gist can turn piss into liquid gold.


When James Gist was born he slapped the nurse on the ass and said “That’s not the umbilical cord”.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

remingtonbo2001
07-21-2008, 02:51 PM
Gist.

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 02:58 PM
^^ 'nuff said

Fingaroll44
07-21-2008, 03:08 PM
Off-topic, but after all this, I'm going to be really disappointed if he doesn't make the team.

dont worry....Pop will guarantee he makes the Toros

SenorSpur
07-21-2008, 03:10 PM
From what I've heard, James Gist once made a spectacular play in a home game back at Maryland, then ran over to Bristol (literally) to edit his OWN highlight, and later that evening presented it to the viewing public on Sports Center. That James Gist is one bad mother.....

...shut 'yo mouth.:lol

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 03:16 PM
James Gist does all his own stunts

Obstructed_View
07-21-2008, 04:02 PM
Some people think it's curious that Batman and James Gist have never been seen together. Smart people know its because Batman is scared shitless of James Gist.

He's the goddamn gist.

200 miles
07-21-2008, 04:13 PM
Gist burped only once in his lifetime.....



that burp is now our own universe.

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 04:15 PM
James Gist came to win rings and chew gum. And guess what?! Yeah bitch that's right! He's all outta gum!

xtremesteven33
07-21-2008, 04:16 PM
Gist does not love raymond

stxspurs
07-21-2008, 04:19 PM
Austin toros changed thier name to Austin Gists......
in turn the league is now called the JG-league

stxspurs
07-21-2008, 04:19 PM
James Gists knows where the beef is.....

I. Hustle
07-21-2008, 04:30 PM
This just in!

Maryland to retire the University of Maryland in celebration of James Gist. It will shut down and serve as a off season home for James Gist.

Budkin
07-21-2008, 05:15 PM
Obama selects James Gist as running mate
cites SpursTalk.com thread as helping cement his decision

Man of Steel
07-21-2008, 05:49 PM
I am James Gist and I approve of these messages

200 miles
07-21-2008, 08:20 PM
Franz Giszt because JG proclaimed it

NewJerSpur
07-21-2008, 08:38 PM
...shut 'yo mouth.:lol

Why?! I'm just talkin' 'bout Gist!!

anakha
07-21-2008, 08:51 PM
The cake is NOT a lie.

It just so happens Gist got to it before you did.

NewJerSpur
07-21-2008, 08:56 PM
James Gist eats lightening, craps thunder, and pisses rain water.

Spurtacus
07-21-2008, 09:56 PM
James Gist drinks Gistorade.

benefactor
07-21-2008, 10:14 PM
Man I love this thread...I just went back and read it again.

James Gist is not allowed at casinos...mostly because they are afraid of what might happen if he were to lose a hand.

NewJerSpur
07-21-2008, 10:23 PM
People believe that JG actually "slam dunks" the basketball....it's a Jedi Mind Trick. In reality, he causes the basket to drop to his level and then gently places the ball inside. If he were to "dunk" in the traditional sense of the word, the world as we know it would cease to exist.

Spurtacus
07-21-2008, 10:24 PM
James Gist is the Cloverfield monster.

Buddy Holly
07-21-2008, 10:25 PM
James Gist killed the Cloverfield Monster... with his pinky.

Buddy Holly
07-21-2008, 10:26 PM
James Gist gives herpes as gifts and people happily accept them.

VaSpursFan
07-21-2008, 10:29 PM
James Gist pisses excellence just like Ricky Bobby

Spurtacus
07-21-2008, 10:35 PM
Jack Bauer fears James Gist. We pray everyday that James Gist doesn't turn on us.

NewJerSpur
07-21-2008, 10:37 PM
Before a ref calls a foul on Gist, they ask him if he's okay with it.

Buddy Holly
07-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Gist just needs one hit of the hammer to break the stone.

NewJerSpur
07-21-2008, 11:35 PM
- The Spurs didn't draft James Gist, James Gist drafted the Spurs.

- James Gist is just an alias....trying to pronounce his real name would only result in instantaneous death.

- Please don't make James Gist angry, YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY!!!

I. Hustle
07-22-2008, 09:37 AM
If a train leaves San Francisco at 5:30 a.m. going 80 mph and a car leaves N.Y. at 2:30 a.m. going 65 mph and James Gist leaves Russia on foot all headed to S.A. who will get there first?

That’s right baby.

Man of Steel
07-22-2008, 11:13 AM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee184/whiteybeballin23/000000getbangedon.jpg

I. Hustle
07-22-2008, 11:20 AM
Awesome. right over love

stxspurs
07-22-2008, 11:36 AM
James Gist's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools James Gist!

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of James Gist's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus
Prime.

Superman owns a pair of James Gist pajamas.

I. Hustle
07-22-2008, 11:39 AM
James Gist's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no
one fools James Gist!

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of James Gist's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus
Prime.

Superman owns a pair of James Gist pajamas.

You had it going good with the calendar one and then BAM! You fell in dog crap.

j/k

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-22-2008, 11:44 AM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee184/whiteybeballin23/000000getbangedon.jpg

He kind of looks like the Looter guy in this pic.
http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/08/31/mn_katrina_ladm109.jpg

I. Hustle
07-22-2008, 11:49 AM
:lol:

Spurtacus
07-22-2008, 12:07 PM
Thou shall not insult the Gist.

Budkin
07-22-2008, 12:36 PM
ATT Center will hereby be dubbed "The house that Gist built."

Killakobe81
07-22-2008, 01:07 PM
Shaq will gladly tell you what James Gist's ass tastes like.

OK now that one WAS original!!!

SenorSpur
07-22-2008, 02:20 PM
When the rest of us fight authority, authority ALWAYS wins.

James Gist fought Authority and came out victorius!

SenorSpur
07-22-2008, 02:22 PM
Alien abuductors cane down and asked James Gist to probe them!

stxspurs
07-22-2008, 02:23 PM
James Gist doesnt cheat death......James Gist beats him fair and square

sa_butta
07-22-2008, 02:26 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee184/whiteybeballin23/000000getbangedon.jpg
Its gotta be the shoes. (Jordan V's).

I. Hustle
07-22-2008, 02:31 PM
Jordan wears Gist's

Buddy Holly
07-23-2008, 07:49 PM
Gist doesn't have to shit or get off the pot.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-23-2008, 07:59 PM
James Gist will kill you in your sleep. So don't go to bed. But then again, he'll still kill you. Either way, you're screwed.

NewJerSpur
07-23-2008, 08:15 PM
James Gist shot an arrow into the air, and where it landed....well....that place isn't around anymore. :depressed

benefactor
07-23-2008, 08:41 PM
James Gist once had a player challenge him to a dunk contest. It was over in one dunk and the Barringer Crater is now a popular tourist attraction.

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/diamondmine/Barringer_Crater_Arizona.jpg

Axl Van Dam
07-23-2008, 09:47 PM
:downspin: James Gist debut rap album will be titled GISTIFIED. :downspin:

Axl Van Dam
07-23-2008, 09:51 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee184/whiteybeballin23/000000getbangedon.jpg

:wow To say that he dunked this one with authority is an understatement. He dunked it with homicidal intentions is more like it. :wow

I. Hustle
07-23-2008, 09:51 PM
YES IT'S BACK!!!!


James Gist pulled Cris Angel out of a hat

NewJerSpur
07-23-2008, 10:33 PM
Later this summer, James Gist will be featured in a motion picture co-starring Denzel Washington in which he plays a rookie upstart trying to work his way into the Spurs' "system" while being led astray by a rogue veteran (played by Denzel) who encourages him to simply "work the system" instead. What will the title be you ask (and if you didn't ask I'm going to tell you anyway since you've read this far :p:)?

Training Camp

That's right folks: "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON JAMES GIST".....and neither does Donkey Kong for that matter.

I. Hustle
07-23-2008, 10:35 PM
I heard James Gist pushed Lisa Leslie... then she thanked him

Buddy Holly
07-23-2008, 10:37 PM
Gist was the best thing before sliced bread and since sliced bread.

Ronaldo McDonald
07-23-2008, 11:08 PM
James Gist knows 10 languages, and 2 of them (yapadabawaba and loobdoobiboobi) are Alien languages.

DPG21920
07-24-2008, 12:21 AM
James Gist loves this thread.

peskypesky
07-24-2008, 12:34 AM
Gist>Gervin

DPG21920
07-24-2008, 12:37 AM
Gist can eat a rubik's cube and shit it out solved.

This is by far the best quote of this entire site.

Spurtacus
07-24-2008, 12:40 AM
James Gist defeated Bruce Lee. This is something the mighty Chuck Norris could never do.

Axl Van Dam
07-24-2008, 01:11 AM
James Gist knows 10 languages, and 2 of them (yapadabawaba and loobdoobiboobi) are Alien languages.


:lmao :lmao Funny stuff :lmao :lmao

Nbadan
07-24-2008, 01:16 AM
James Gist visited the Virgin Islands this summer.... now they're just called the Islands....