johnsmith
07-20-2008, 08:33 AM
Yesterday marked the first, only, and last time I'll ever go to that amusement park and I noticed a few things that I thought I'd share with the spurstalk community. They are as followed:
1) We are the fattest bunch of fucks to ever walk the planet. If you sat there on a bench and just watched, every second person is overweight and every third person is morbidly obese. The children of these fat ass parents are also obese thanks to sharing two turkey legs between two 55 lb 1 year olds.
These fat people not only don't care about themselves, but they don't care about other people around them. I watched one fat lady walk outside of one of the "shows" and in a giant crowd of people she just stops flat out, causes a fat person traffic jam, because she needed to finish her dippin' dots (which on a side note, pretty much kick ass, that was the first time I ever actually tried those things). She had them all over her face and chest. This lady had to be 350 lbs, and just stood their, blocking EVERYONE!
2) Parents these days are raising the brattiest, ill-behaving children to walk the Earth because these said parents, are themselves fucking idiots. I watched some demonstration yesterday in which Sea World employees were holding a python, and then some giant lizard thing. About eight of the kids watching run up to "pet" these animals while the Sea World officials are trying to politely convince these kids that they shouldn't be petting these animals. I felt so bad for the employees because God forbid they discipline these ugly little kids because then their twat 30 something, lazy, treehugging parents would be an uproar because no one discipline's their kids, not even them.
I actually watched one of the little boys, who was the weirdest looking 6-7 year old I've ever seen thanks to his mutant parents, go up to the lizard, have the employee say no touching and the little kid says, "why?" and won't sit down and gets an attitude with the employee. Do you have any idea what my Dad would have done to me if I acted like that in public? Here is the best part though, the kids mom is in the back laughing and pointing her kid out to all the other 30 something soccer mom's that live in a constant state of financial debt.
3.) Sea World in general, sucks ass.
4.) Large groups of black folk are indeed the loudest species on Earth.
5.) Old Mexican ladies should walk faster.
6.) When will redneck hillbilly white trash learn that if you just trade the $25 dollar nascar shirt for a $10 collared shirt it will class you up 50%, well, provided you cut off that stupid fucking rat tail you've been sporting since 1985 and now force your children to wear the same.
7.) Lines no longer mean anything. I guess nowadays you can just cut in front of whomever you want at this point and it doesn't make a bit of difference because hey, you are you.
Seriously, the worst thing about yesterday was the kids. Not so much the kids rather then their parents. For those of you that have children between the ages of 0-10, did you just choose to not teach your kids anything or were they born the demon seed of satan?
Honestly, when that one little kid went up to the lizard and popped off to the employee, I was sort of hoping that the lizard would mess the kid up a bit. Not permanent damage, but enough to emotionally scar him for life just so the parent would feel like a jackass for sitting on her fat ass and laughing as though her kid is so cute. Of course this bitch would have just sued the park because she is an incompetent parent and is probably raising a High School shooter.
All in all, the day confirmed something I already knew, I hate parents and kids.........so that pretty much covers everyone in that godforsaken hell hole.
1) We are the fattest bunch of fucks to ever walk the planet. If you sat there on a bench and just watched, every second person is overweight and every third person is morbidly obese. The children of these fat ass parents are also obese thanks to sharing two turkey legs between two 55 lb 1 year olds.
These fat people not only don't care about themselves, but they don't care about other people around them. I watched one fat lady walk outside of one of the "shows" and in a giant crowd of people she just stops flat out, causes a fat person traffic jam, because she needed to finish her dippin' dots (which on a side note, pretty much kick ass, that was the first time I ever actually tried those things). She had them all over her face and chest. This lady had to be 350 lbs, and just stood their, blocking EVERYONE!
2) Parents these days are raising the brattiest, ill-behaving children to walk the Earth because these said parents, are themselves fucking idiots. I watched some demonstration yesterday in which Sea World employees were holding a python, and then some giant lizard thing. About eight of the kids watching run up to "pet" these animals while the Sea World officials are trying to politely convince these kids that they shouldn't be petting these animals. I felt so bad for the employees because God forbid they discipline these ugly little kids because then their twat 30 something, lazy, treehugging parents would be an uproar because no one discipline's their kids, not even them.
I actually watched one of the little boys, who was the weirdest looking 6-7 year old I've ever seen thanks to his mutant parents, go up to the lizard, have the employee say no touching and the little kid says, "why?" and won't sit down and gets an attitude with the employee. Do you have any idea what my Dad would have done to me if I acted like that in public? Here is the best part though, the kids mom is in the back laughing and pointing her kid out to all the other 30 something soccer mom's that live in a constant state of financial debt.
3.) Sea World in general, sucks ass.
4.) Large groups of black folk are indeed the loudest species on Earth.
5.) Old Mexican ladies should walk faster.
6.) When will redneck hillbilly white trash learn that if you just trade the $25 dollar nascar shirt for a $10 collared shirt it will class you up 50%, well, provided you cut off that stupid fucking rat tail you've been sporting since 1985 and now force your children to wear the same.
7.) Lines no longer mean anything. I guess nowadays you can just cut in front of whomever you want at this point and it doesn't make a bit of difference because hey, you are you.
Seriously, the worst thing about yesterday was the kids. Not so much the kids rather then their parents. For those of you that have children between the ages of 0-10, did you just choose to not teach your kids anything or were they born the demon seed of satan?
Honestly, when that one little kid went up to the lizard and popped off to the employee, I was sort of hoping that the lizard would mess the kid up a bit. Not permanent damage, but enough to emotionally scar him for life just so the parent would feel like a jackass for sitting on her fat ass and laughing as though her kid is so cute. Of course this bitch would have just sued the park because she is an incompetent parent and is probably raising a High School shooter.
All in all, the day confirmed something I already knew, I hate parents and kids.........so that pretty much covers everyone in that godforsaken hell hole.