We are less!

[IronMexican]

than 100 days away from the Regular season!!!

w00t!

[koriwhat]

oh god i wish it would start tomorrow. i hate the offseason with a passion.

ps: damn i love that huge ass on kim kardashian. mmmm. i just wanna stick my face in it. i'd toss that salad!

[nil.ball]

oh god i wish it would start tomorrow. i hate the offseason with a passion.

ps: damn i love that huge ass on kim kardashian. mmmm. i just wanna stick my face in it. i'd toss that salad!

i wonder if it's real, and does she wipe it clean...
and did she eat taco bell for lunch (just in case).

[I. Hustle]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this
take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

[koriwhat]

i wonder if it's real, and does she wipe it clean...
and did she eat taco bell for lunch (just in case).

i have no clue but i suppose she keeps it clean... god id tear that ass up! mmmm. thank god i hooked up with a brazillian last week. ass-a-plenty! :toast